Telesilla
@telesilla.bsky.social
62 and officially too old for this shit. Queer, disabled, fanfic writer and SF Giants fan, cat mom and long time history nerd. she/her
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WAIT WAIT this is the terminally online millennial website, there's one correct answer here:
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
WAIT WAIT this is the terminally online millennial website, there's one correct answer here:
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every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
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Stop what you are doing and look at this
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Stop what you are doing and look at this
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
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I don't want a peerage any more than I want a king. GO HOME.
Never want to hear from another Pelosi, Kennedy, Cuomo, Clinton, Bush, or Trump. All the political dynasties are done. Go home.
he does not deserve this endorsement www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
February 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I don't want a peerage any more than I want a king. GO HOME.
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Wonder how not political Dave Roberts is feeling right now? I hope Jackie's ghost haunts your triflin' ass.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Wonder how not political Dave Roberts is feeling right now? I hope Jackie's ghost haunts your triflin' ass.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Pitchers and catchers report next week and the best the Giants social media could do to hype us up on YouTube was…a compilation of MadBum getting hits off Cy Young winners.
ernie from sesame street is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him .
Alt: ernie from sesame street is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him. He is scratching his head
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Pitchers and catchers report next week and the best the Giants social media could do to hype us up on YouTube was…a compilation of MadBum getting hits off Cy Young winners.
Dude thinks it’s wrong to call ICE to the Gestopo and says they’re protecting us. Mentions Lakin Riley but not Renee Good. Thinks Gavin Newsom is a “radical Democrat.”
In short? An uniformed fool.
In short? An uniformed fool.
“Radical individuals are initiating confrontations and violent interactions with ICE agents in order to stoke their base.”
Fresno leader: ICE is not a danger or threat to our communities | Opinion
“Radical individuals are initiating confrontations and violent interactions with ICE agents in order to stoke their base.”
bit.ly
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Dude thinks it’s wrong to call ICE to the Gestopo and says they’re protecting us. Mentions Lakin Riley but not Renee Good. Thinks Gavin Newsom is a “radical Democrat.”
In short? An uniformed fool.
In short? An uniformed fool.
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A tale of two headlines from the L.A. Times today
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
A tale of two headlines from the L.A. Times today
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The notorious "Irish episode" of Stargate is rarely broadcast #Olympics #OpeningCeremony
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The notorious "Irish episode" of Stargate is rarely broadcast #Olympics #OpeningCeremony
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/r/WallStreetBets asking the important questions
July 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
/r/WallStreetBets asking the important questions
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I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake to let a racist game show host be president
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake to let a racist game show host be president
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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Mark Hamill, get him back in there
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Mark Hamill, get him back in there
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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Two monks faithfully write one another letters of church happenings and news as they pine in their separate monasteries for one another. Generations later, these epistles are compiled into a complete ecclesiastical history.
Venerable Beded Rivalry
Venerable Beded Rivalry
Two handweavers (one a specialist in traditionally made tailoring yardage, the other a maker of abstract tapestry wall art) secretly pine for each other.
Tweeded Rivalry
Tweeded Rivalry
Two reporters at competing news outlets secretly pine for each other.
Leded Rivalry
Leded Rivalry
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Two monks faithfully write one another letters of church happenings and news as they pine in their separate monasteries for one another. Generations later, these epistles are compiled into a complete ecclesiastical history.
Venerable Beded Rivalry
Venerable Beded Rivalry
So Gavin Newsom is trying to prove he’s not an elitist in a new book coming out soon. The truly ironic kicker is that he sent advance copies to Vogue, the NYT, Politico, and the New Yorker. The Sacramento Bee, the CA capital’s major paper, asked for a copy but did not receive one.
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
So Gavin Newsom is trying to prove he’s not an elitist in a new book coming out soon. The truly ironic kicker is that he sent advance copies to Vogue, the NYT, Politico, and the New Yorker. The Sacramento Bee, the CA capital’s major paper, asked for a copy but did not receive one.
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cool, shut it down then
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
cool, shut it down then
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Josephine Baker by Paul Collins
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Josephine Baker by Paul Collins
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I scream laughed 🍆 🔪
I just posted my latest short!!! it's about the new most demented manosphere guy imaginable who says it's a sign of WEAKNESS in MEN to USE THE PUBLIC TOILET youtube.com/shorts/0JXuP...
REAL Men DON'T POOP!!
YouTube video by TAKE MY WIFI PLEASE
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February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I scream laughed 🍆 🔪
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
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Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
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Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Please, my magic bean, it is very sick
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The tiny, tiny balls it must take to complain that the most beautiful woman on earth has been cast to play the most beautiful woman on earth
It almost makes me pity them, to be so tiny-balled that you cannot experience joy at beholding the most beautiful woman on earth
It almost makes me pity them, to be so tiny-balled that you cannot experience joy at beholding the most beautiful woman on earth
Helen of Troy has one, and only one, relevant character trait: very pretty.
In the Ancient Greek story, she's basically an object. An excuse to go to war. A MacGuffin. All the audience needs is to see her and go "yeah, I get it." Any beautiful actress can do that.
Such a weird hill to die on.
In the Ancient Greek story, she's basically an object. An excuse to go to war. A MacGuffin. All the audience needs is to see her and go "yeah, I get it." Any beautiful actress can do that.
Such a weird hill to die on.
Charles Murray, famous racist, is very mad that Lupita Nyong’o is going to play Helen of Troy.
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
www.liberalcurrents.com/none-more-wo...
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The tiny, tiny balls it must take to complain that the most beautiful woman on earth has been cast to play the most beautiful woman on earth
It almost makes me pity them, to be so tiny-balled that you cannot experience joy at beholding the most beautiful woman on earth
It almost makes me pity them, to be so tiny-balled that you cannot experience joy at beholding the most beautiful woman on earth