Chris Houston
@chrishouston.bsky.social
California native plant enthusiast and gardener. Bird lover. Aspiring urban farmer. I like to go paddling in my kayak. Why am I a Padres fan? He/him/his
“World’s worst person hires new PR firm after multiple albums about how great Hitler and slavery were fail to hit the charts.”
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:
“I lost touch with reality”
“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
“World’s worst person hires new PR firm after multiple albums about how great Hitler and slavery were fail to hit the charts.”
Reposted by Chris Houston
One of our resident Great Horned Owls is on top of our chimney
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 AM
One of our resident Great Horned Owls is on top of our chimney
One of our resident Great Horned Owls is on top of our chimney
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 AM
One of our resident Great Horned Owls is on top of our chimney
I’m having a rough one for this reason
not sure i have the capacity to process The Last Good Padre retiring.
January 25, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m having a rough one for this reason
No that’s why ICE and Trump officials aren’t welcome you nitwit
So you’re fine with your neighborhood being filled with people who broke the law, don’t have proper documentation and likely can’t have legal jobs or pay taxes?
In most developed countries, this wouldn’t fly.
I’m confused why Americans want this?
In most developed countries, this wouldn’t fly.
I’m confused why Americans want this?
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
No that’s why ICE and Trump officials aren’t welcome you nitwit
Reposted by Chris Houston
Just a PSA for San Diego people, Armstrong Garden Centers have amazing deals on bare root fruit trees this weekend. $22.99 for a few different low chill apples, peaches, nectarines, an apple, an apricot and maybe a couple other things. I picked up a Blenheim apricot.
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just a PSA for San Diego people, Armstrong Garden Centers have amazing deals on bare root fruit trees this weekend. $22.99 for a few different low chill apples, peaches, nectarines, an apple, an apricot and maybe a couple other things. I picked up a Blenheim apricot.
Just a PSA for San Diego people, Armstrong Garden Centers have amazing deals on bare root fruit trees this weekend. $22.99 for a few different low chill apples, peaches, nectarines, an apple, an apricot and maybe a couple other things. I picked up a Blenheim apricot.
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just a PSA for San Diego people, Armstrong Garden Centers have amazing deals on bare root fruit trees this weekend. $22.99 for a few different low chill apples, peaches, nectarines, an apple, an apricot and maybe a couple other things. I picked up a Blenheim apricot.
Just a PSA for San Diego people, Armstrong Garden Centers have amazing deals on bare root fruit trees this weekend. $22.99 for a few different low chill apples, peaches, nectarines, an apple, an apricot and maybe a couple other things. I picked up a Blenheim apricot.
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just a PSA for San Diego people, Armstrong Garden Centers have amazing deals on bare root fruit trees this weekend. $22.99 for a few different low chill apples, peaches, nectarines, an apple, an apricot and maybe a couple other things. I picked up a Blenheim apricot.
I regret to inform you that my plan to drive my 17 year old car forever is not going well as of late.
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I regret to inform you that my plan to drive my 17 year old car forever is not going well as of late.
Reposted by Chris Houston
“it’s very hard to deal with illegal immigration in a humane way” i mean i guess that really depends on what you mean by “deal with” doesn’t it
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 PM
“it’s very hard to deal with illegal immigration in a humane way” i mean i guess that really depends on what you mean by “deal with” doesn’t it
Albert Belle is truly one of the most batshit guys ever to play baseball.
I came back from a weekend trip and found this at my front door from a friend and boy do I feel seen.
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Albert Belle is truly one of the most batshit guys ever to play baseball.
Good news! I didn’t sleep last night either. It’s ok though, surely I can stumble through my busy day with a migraine, being unable to process anything and feeling like I am drunk.
Every time I get a cortisone shot in my shoulder I forget that it gives me anxiety and really bad insomnia until the second night after the injection when I’m laying in bed at 3 am wondering why I haven’t slept for one minute yet.
But hey, at least it also didn’t help my shoulder!
But hey, at least it also didn’t help my shoulder!
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Good news! I didn’t sleep last night either. It’s ok though, surely I can stumble through my busy day with a migraine, being unable to process anything and feeling like I am drunk.
For a second I thought it was just an archival photo of a Padres fan leaning that Craig Stammen was going to be the new manager.
submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
For a second I thought it was just an archival photo of a Padres fan leaning that Craig Stammen was going to be the new manager.
I came back from a weekend trip and found this at my front door from a friend and boy do I feel seen.
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I came back from a weekend trip and found this at my front door from a friend and boy do I feel seen.
Every time I get a cortisone shot in my shoulder I forget that it gives me anxiety and really bad insomnia until the second night after the injection when I’m laying in bed at 3 am wondering why I haven’t slept for one minute yet.
But hey, at least it also didn’t help my shoulder!
But hey, at least it also didn’t help my shoulder!
January 22, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Every time I get a cortisone shot in my shoulder I forget that it gives me anxiety and really bad insomnia until the second night after the injection when I’m laying in bed at 3 am wondering why I haven’t slept for one minute yet.
But hey, at least it also didn’t help my shoulder!
But hey, at least it also didn’t help my shoulder!
Reposted by Chris Houston
me calling in sick to work:
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
me calling in sick to work:
Heck yeah. Then all the local police departments can use all that extra money to buy tanks and riot gear because they don’t have anything else to do with it!
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Heck yeah. Then all the local police departments can use all that extra money to buy tanks and riot gear because they don’t have anything else to do with it!
I need a good video game to get absorbed into. I haven’t really played anything since I finished Ghost of Yotei in December.
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I need a good video game to get absorbed into. I haven’t really played anything since I finished Ghost of Yotei in December.
Reposted by Chris Houston
It looks like there are some folks mobilizing already
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
It looks like there are some folks mobilizing already
Ok fine but it could still happen even now
He went out the way he lived, choking on a cold fish delight while panicking about an airplane malfunction
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Ok fine but it could still happen even now
God damn it this Rady’s news has me seeing red.
Someone who is better at this than I am, what can I do?
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social you’re my go-to for actually acting. Help me please. What’s the best way to effectively tell them that this is bullshit?
Someone who is better at this than I am, what can I do?
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social you’re my go-to for actually acting. Help me please. What’s the best way to effectively tell them that this is bullshit?
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
God damn it this Rady’s news has me seeing red.
Someone who is better at this than I am, what can I do?
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social you’re my go-to for actually acting. Help me please. What’s the best way to effectively tell them that this is bullshit?
Someone who is better at this than I am, what can I do?
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social you’re my go-to for actually acting. Help me please. What’s the best way to effectively tell them that this is bullshit?
@seanelorivera.bsky.social
What does San Diego City council think about this absolute betrayal of transgender children from an institution that used to claim it as a point of pride that they supported them?
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
What does San Diego City council think about this absolute betrayal of transgender children from an institution that used to claim it as a point of pride that they supported them?
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
Rady Children’s Hospital in San Diego drops gender-affirming procedures, prescriptions
The hospital, which says it acted after a federal threat to pull reimbursement, will continue offering counseling, mental health resources and care coordination.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
@seanelorivera.bsky.social
What does San Diego City council think about this absolute betrayal of transgender children from an institution that used to claim it as a point of pride that they supported them?
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
What does San Diego City council think about this absolute betrayal of transgender children from an institution that used to claim it as a point of pride that they supported them?
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
He went out the way he lived, choking on a cold fish delight while panicking about an airplane malfunction
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
He went out the way he lived, choking on a cold fish delight while panicking about an airplane malfunction
I’m about to get really annoying about this so apologies in advance. This kind of betrayal is inexcusable.
Fuck every fucking executive at Rady’s. They’re all cowards and nazis. Especially in California this is insane.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
Rady Children’s Hospital in San Diego drops gender-affirming procedures, prescriptions
The hospital, which says it acted after a federal threat to pull reimbursement, will continue offering counseling, mental health resources and care coordination.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I’m about to get really annoying about this so apologies in advance. This kind of betrayal is inexcusable.
Rady’s used to be a force for good for gender affirming care for kids. It was a point of pride that they fucking bragged about.
Fuck every fucking executive at Rady’s. They’re all cowards and nazis. Especially in California this is insane.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/20/r...
Rady Children’s Hospital in San Diego drops gender-affirming procedures, prescriptions
The hospital, which says it acted after a federal threat to pull reimbursement, will continue offering counseling, mental health resources and care coordination.
www.sandiegouniontribune.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Rady’s used to be a force for good for gender affirming care for kids. It was a point of pride that they fucking bragged about.