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· Oct 13
this is how i'll always remember him 😭 he's pissing off god in heaven above with bunts now
it feels kinda mean, but watching newer padres fans absolutely crash out over this week has been precisely as enjoyable as i thought it would
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
it feels kinda mean, but watching newer padres fans absolutely crash out over this week has been precisely as enjoyable as i thought it would
draymond getting absolute sonned by wemby was amazing
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
draymond getting absolute sonned by wemby was amazing
got to test my outerwear for my trip to london today cause it's absolutely pissing everywhere else too
absolutely pissing down in the valley
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
got to test my outerwear for my trip to london today cause it's absolutely pissing everywhere else too
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Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
if that trump/clinton thing has legs we're gonna have to save that man's penis like a catholic relic and bring it out any time we need to take an administration down
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
if that trump/clinton thing has legs we're gonna have to save that man's penis like a catholic relic and bring it out any time we need to take an administration down
i want someone at the UT to know that tom krasovic is very specifically the reason I go out of my way to ad block and evade their paywall on every article i read
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i want someone at the UT to know that tom krasovic is very specifically the reason I go out of my way to ad block and evade their paywall on every article i read
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they should have the survivors all try to call the Paw Squad to their corner of the courtroom and whoever they go to is the true owner of the team
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
they should have the survivors all try to call the Paw Squad to their corner of the courtroom and whoever they go to is the true owner of the team
Everybody knows the real GM meetings happen here after the official ones
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Everybody knows the real GM meetings happen here after the official ones
i have already commissioned more erotic mascot art for opening day 2026. don't get caught unprepared, folks
If we have to get back on our bullshit to survive it, then we’ll get back on our bullshit.
We can only save ourselves.
We can only save ourselves.
We might not survive this Padres offseason
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
i have already commissioned more erotic mascot art for opening day 2026. don't get caught unprepared, folks
Given how this offseason is going so far, I am also interested in an update on the employment status of Mark Grant
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Given how this offseason is going so far, I am also interested in an update on the employment status of Mark Grant
I am interested in Craiger's take on the ownership issue and how it relates to family
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I am interested in Craiger's take on the ownership issue and how it relates to family
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The darts crowd lately is quite fond of chanting "Kier Starmer's a wanker" to the tune of 7 nation army and it really seems to me like PDC has begun piping fake crowd noise onto the broadcast to cover it up lmao
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The darts crowd lately is quite fond of chanting "Kier Starmer's a wanker" to the tune of 7 nation army and it really seems to me like PDC has begun piping fake crowd noise onto the broadcast to cover it up lmao
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Emmanuel Clase de la Cruz arrived at JFK Airport this morning from the Dominican Republic and was arrested by FBI agents. He will be arraigned at 2 p.m. in Courtroom 2A by Magistrate Judge Joseph A. Marutollo.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Emmanuel Clase de la Cruz arrived at JFK Airport this morning from the Dominican Republic and was arrested by FBI agents. He will be arraigned at 2 p.m. in Courtroom 2A by Magistrate Judge Joseph A. Marutollo.
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The good news is the Seidler era Padres were run so stupidly that the new owners could spend half the money and get the same or better results
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The good news is the Seidler era Padres were run so stupidly that the new owners could spend half the money and get the same or better results
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manny should be charged with elder abuse for coercing peter into that second contract
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
manny should be charged with elder abuse for coercing peter into that second contract
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BREAKING: Padres unveil new jerseys for the 2026 season
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
BREAKING: Padres unveil new jerseys for the 2026 season
Greupner managed to thread the needle losing the tv deal and not getting any diamond bailout money, now ownership is headed towards having to sell in the face of a lockout. I have yet to be dissuaded from the idea that literally everyone working there is bad at their job.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Greupner managed to thread the needle losing the tv deal and not getting any diamond bailout money, now ownership is headed towards having to sell in the face of a lockout. I have yet to be dissuaded from the idea that literally everyone working there is bad at their job.
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Peter’s Vision™️ when it’s time for survivors to divvy up a couple billion dollars amongst themselves
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Peter’s Vision™️ when it’s time for survivors to divvy up a couple billion dollars amongst themselves
Someone should buy the Padres and move them to Nashville or wherever and then San Diego should get the next expansion team. We need to find out if the curse is on them or us.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Someone should buy the Padres and move them to Nashville or wherever and then San Diego should get the next expansion team. We need to find out if the curse is on them or us.
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they're gonna waste their two best chances at a world series on mike shildt and luis arraez lmfao
August 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
they're gonna waste their two best chances at a world series on mike shildt and luis arraez lmfao
Manny Machado Gambling Scandal™ 🤞🤞
so far we’ve seen a Craig Stammen hire, a weird Tatis rumor that wasn’t totally denied, no AJ extension and our organization is now for sale - excited to see what’s next
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Manny Machado Gambling Scandal™ 🤞🤞
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Greupner speech to staff soon
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Greupner speech to staff soon
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Usually I’d worry that the padres are about to be pawned off to some private equity ghouls and stripped for parts but it’s about to be Seals season
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Usually I’d worry that the padres are about to be pawned off to some private equity ghouls and stripped for parts but it’s about to be Seals season