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· Oct 13
this is how i'll always remember him 😭 he's pissing off god in heaven above with bunts now
A lotr extended edition marathon doesn’t get serious until you get past the battle of pelennor fields and there’s still an hour and a half of movie left
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
A lotr extended edition marathon doesn’t get serious until you get past the battle of pelennor fields and there’s still an hour and a half of movie left
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN
YOU’VE GOT TO GET IT UP
DON’T GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK TONIGHT
IF YOU WANT TO GET IT IN
Napped through the stupid parts of two towers but woke up in time for helm’s deep let’s gooooo
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Napped through the stupid parts of two towers but woke up in time for helm’s deep let’s gooooo
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We still out here trying to keep up the MOMentum! Had a great walk around Lake Miramar. I’ve met my physical goal but still short financial goal. If I raise $169 more I’ll meet my $1k goal. If I raise $224 I’ll have raised $10k since 2012. Link in bio. Thanks to all that have & all that will donate!
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We still out here trying to keep up the MOMentum! Had a great walk around Lake Miramar. I’ve met my physical goal but still short financial goal. If I raise $169 more I’ll meet my $1k goal. If I raise $224 I’ll have raised $10k since 2012. Link in bio. Thanks to all that have & all that will donate!
ricardo pietrezcko should know better than to get mouthy against luke littler by now
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
ricardo pietrezcko should know better than to get mouthy against luke littler by now
We woke up early and put lotr extended versions on and started baking and drinking what a Saturday folks
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We woke up early and put lotr extended versions on and started baking and drinking what a Saturday folks
Some are saying the Thunder might never lose again
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Some are saying the Thunder might never lose again
when i see a muslim socialist with a name that scares white folk cuck the president in the oval office in front of a portrait of FDR 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
a woman is standing in front of a sign that says the paul restaurant
Alt: it makes me want a hot dog real bad
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
when i see a muslim socialist with a name that scares white folk cuck the president in the oval office in front of a portrait of FDR 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
why are the padres non-tendering guys who aren't even arb elligible yet what the fuck is going on here lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
why are the padres non-tendering guys who aren't even arb elligible yet what the fuck is going on here lmao
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Anyone who tries to compare Luis Arraez to Tony Gwynn for anything other than strikeout avoidance needs to read this paragraph. They have one thing in common, otherwise they're vastly different ballplayers.
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Anyone who tries to compare Luis Arraez to Tony Gwynn for anything other than strikeout avoidance needs to read this paragraph. They have one thing in common, otherwise they're vastly different ballplayers.
"& Mud," who did NOT die!
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"& Mud," who did NOT die!
the guy who spent about as much time in a chihuahuas uniform as he did in a padres uniform is "established" lol
“JP Sears is an established starting pitcher” is incredibly generous by Ben
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the guy who spent about as much time in a chihuahuas uniform as he did in a padres uniform is "established" lol
we have to grin and bear quite a lot of shit with professional sports but i think i would genuinely stop being a fan of a team with a massive billboard for fascist surveillance technology over the outfield
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
we have to grin and bear quite a lot of shit with professional sports but i think i would genuinely stop being a fan of a team with a massive billboard for fascist surveillance technology over the outfield
they should trade leo de vries for mason miller and convert him into a starter
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
they should trade leo de vries for mason miller and convert him into a starter
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Even the symphony director got signed to an extension before Preller. Sad! Team in turmoil!
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Even the symphony director got signed to an extension before Preller. Sad! Team in turmoil!
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leave society, be a monkey
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
leave society, be a monkey
how often is a regular starter's highest earning year their arb 3 year?
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
how often is a regular starter's highest earning year their arb 3 year?
mlb and the padres can lick my taint if they think i'm giving ESPN any money to watch games 🏴☠️
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
mlb and the padres can lick my taint if they think i'm giving ESPN any money to watch games 🏴☠️
was just remembering some dudes and accidentally remembered dat ngyuen so hard that it sent me into a toxic nostalgia funk
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
was just remembering some dudes and accidentally remembered dat ngyuen so hard that it sent me into a toxic nostalgia funk
As long as we're sharing our favorite stories about how crossing paths with "Pandy" was a "joy"
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As long as we're sharing our favorite stories about how crossing paths with "Pandy" was a "joy"
they've gotta be doing it on purpose at this point
In a touching tribute to the great Randy Jones, Union-Tribune buffoons Ryan Finley and Kirk Kenney manage to get a typo into a quote from the Padres and call him “Pandy”.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
they've gotta be doing it on purpose at this point
Gales of November ass dogs
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gales of November ass dogs
egg salad sandwich one of the all time great lunches
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
egg salad sandwich one of the all time great lunches
i personally am very bored by the gm of my favorite team always doing dumb bullshit to try and get out of the corner he backed himself into, but i imagine the rest of the league's fans still think it's exciting
Bold take Preller definitely knows how to get people talking. Love him or hate him, he's never boring.
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i personally am very bored by the gm of my favorite team always doing dumb bullshit to try and get out of the corner he backed himself into, but i imagine the rest of the league's fans still think it's exciting