Telesilla
LightNews LightNews
banner
telesilla.bsky.social
Telesilla
@telesilla.bsky.social
530 followers 360 following 1.6K posts
62 and officially too old for this shit. Queer, disabled, fanfic writer and SF Giants fan, cat mom and long time history nerd. she/her
Posts Replies Media Videos
telesilla.bsky.social
Got a wife in Chino
And one in Cherokee
The first one say she got my child
But it don’t look like me
Pope Leo in white pontifical robes speaks into a microphone but the way he’s holding the mic makes him look like he’s singing.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Post something random or you'll have a [Counting Crows voice] Long December
Logan Webb of the SF Giants in a picture captioned “It’s dogshit, to be honest”
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Last meme saved is your moral philosophy
The characters of Rocky Horror Picture Show shown as Ancient Egyptians.
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Oldest pic of me on my phone.
Telesilla—a white woman with a curly perm wearing a blue dress—at 22 in 1985.
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Joss Stone as Anne of Cleves in The Tudors.
English singer and actress Joss Stone plays Anne of Cleves in The Tudors. She wears a black dress with gold and emerald jewelry.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Best November 1st since my baby sister was born lol
The SF Giants celebrate on the field after their World Series win in 2010. Someone has lifted Tom Lincecum above the others and he’s pointing to the sky.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Went by Daiso and came home with a new pal.
A mottled blue-green plush dinosaur sits on a pile of blankets.
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
I was putting dessert off until the game was over lol
A Klondike ice cream bar
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Anniversary lunch—legally married for 17 years—at Waterboy in Sac. Deviled eggs, house made spaghetti with caramelized fennel and scallops, and a butterscotch budino. We had our wedding dinner with our witnesses/friends at Waterboy all those years ago. We’re still going strong and so is their chef
A plate of 4 deviled eggs sprinkled with paprika and dill with capers. A plate of spaghetti with scallops, tomatoes and caramelized fennel A plate with a biscotti, a small birthday cake candle and a glass of butterscotch budino (pudding) with whipped cream.
September 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam
The cover of the Indigo Girls album Rites of Passage—Emily and Amy are dressed in black. Amy’s face and Emily’s hands are covered in white paint and symbols
September 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
An older man in a red turtleneck shrugs with his palms outstretched. The caption reads “guess I’ll die”
September 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Everyone else is talking about Fall coming.

Meanwhile in Sacramento...
A car screen showing the time as 6:34 and the temp as 103F
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Lucy Lawless as Xena. She has her mouth open and is obviously screaming.
August 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Post a non- religious photo you think of as holy.
The Sacramento Gay Men’s chorus on stage all wearing black while several gorgeously dressed drag queens perform in front of them.
August 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Chaufa Taypá -- Peruvian fried rice with pork belly and shrimp--from Chicha in Sacramento
A plate of fried rice with pork belly and shrimp.
August 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Welcome to my Mind Palace
A black light poster of a fairy story castle in tones of turquoise and purple.
August 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Forever Giant
Matt Cain, a SF Giants pitcher, leans on the rail of the dugout. He flipping the bird.
August 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Clean bill of health and now sleeping on mom.
A grey haired woman lies in bed with a tuxedo cat on her chest.
August 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Floppy boy!
A tuxedo cat curled up on a bed. He radiates floppiness.
August 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
An ad for Disney’s Handwich. A hand is holding a cone made of bread with fillings stuffed in it like an ice cream cone. The text reads: Taste Disney's Newest Attraction! The one-hand sandwich. From the wild imagination of Walt Disney World chefs comes a brand new food — The Disney Handwich! "What can it be?" you ask. It's the world's first sandwich you can hold in one hand! It's a mini-loaf of bread baked with a hole in the middle, stuffed to overflowing with your favorite filling. It's exciting! Revolutionary! It's Disneylicious! See the back side of this handout for the location of the Disney Handwich wagon. Come on, try one today, and be part of history in the baking.
August 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
This one strand of carrot is longer than my hand lol
A plate with a folded crepe and a salad. There is a freakishly long strand of carrot in front. Seriously this piece of carrot is longer than my hand.
August 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Spending my birthday with my favorite person!!!!
Two middle-aged ladies--one white one Black--sitting in a music venue.
August 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
Bitch, it's already Friday.
A fortune from a fortune cookie. It reads: You will find new solutions to old problems this week.
August 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
telesilla.bsky.social
The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He has no arms and is kicking King Arthur.
August 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
telesilla.bsky.social
Went to check the #SacRiverCats score and what the hell is this bullshit promotion?

I hate everything.
A partial screen grab from the Sacramento River Cata site showing the promotion for a Harry Potter night.
August 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM