Telesilla
@telesilla.bsky.social
62 and officially too old for this shit. Queer, disabled, fanfic writer and SF Giants fan, cat mom and long time history nerd. she/her
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December Sunrise at Avebury.
#StandingStoneSunday
#StandingStoneSunday
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
December Sunrise at Avebury.
#StandingStoneSunday
#StandingStoneSunday
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Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
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Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
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This man did a photo opp of himself destroying homeless people's last possessions.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This man did a photo opp of himself destroying homeless people's last possessions.
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SCOTUS is too much power in too few hands for far too long with too little oversight
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
SCOTUS is too much power in too few hands for far too long with too little oversight
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December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it
PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting
BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]
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there was never any outrage about steroids because “hurr durr ball go far,” no one snitched, and it didn’t adversely affect any of the golden children franchises
They knew, yes. Just like teammates of PED users knew. And lol at the idea that PED users were "one guy" or hiding it.
"It's no secret what's going on in baseball. At least half the guys are using steroids. They talk about it. They joke about it with each other."
"It's no secret what's going on in baseball. At least half the guys are using steroids. They talk about it. They joke about it with each other."
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
there was never any outrage about steroids because “hurr durr ball go far,” no one snitched, and it didn’t adversely affect any of the golden children franchises
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man I go out for one evening and we learn Bryce Harper likes to take all the blood in his body out for a little walk
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
man I go out for one evening and we learn Bryce Harper likes to take all the blood in his body out for a little walk
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tfw you're married to the brother in the folgers ad. you know the one.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
tfw you're married to the brother in the folgers ad. you know the one.
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
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1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
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DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him
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Left-wing populism: this is monopolistic behavior
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Left-wing populism: this is monopolistic behavior
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
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This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
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THIS PART
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
THIS PART
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Thinking a lot lately about how my husband’s old group of fraternity brothers now have a fraternity sister. It’s not that hard. If a bunch of Gen X frat bros can celebrate trans awesomeness, so can you.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Thinking a lot lately about how my husband’s old group of fraternity brothers now have a fraternity sister. It’s not that hard. If a bunch of Gen X frat bros can celebrate trans awesomeness, so can you.
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So just to recap:
Hakeem Jeffries has been silent on Trump’s vile attacks on a member of the House Dem caucus by name.
Bill Kristol just reposted the NPR story about Adm. Rachel Levine and called out the bigotry and cruelty.
WTF even is this timeline?
Hakeem Jeffries has been silent on Trump’s vile attacks on a member of the House Dem caucus by name.
Bill Kristol just reposted the NPR story about Adm. Rachel Levine and called out the bigotry and cruelty.
WTF even is this timeline?
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So just to recap:
Hakeem Jeffries has been silent on Trump’s vile attacks on a member of the House Dem caucus by name.
Bill Kristol just reposted the NPR story about Adm. Rachel Levine and called out the bigotry and cruelty.
WTF even is this timeline?
Hakeem Jeffries has been silent on Trump’s vile attacks on a member of the House Dem caucus by name.
Bill Kristol just reposted the NPR story about Adm. Rachel Levine and called out the bigotry and cruelty.
WTF even is this timeline?
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“Virtue signaling” is such a nonsensical criticism anyway. Like yes, I would prefer that the people I spend time with generally know what my values are and what I think is virtuous. I don’t see why that is supposed to be an issue.
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 AM
“Virtue signaling” is such a nonsensical criticism anyway. Like yes, I would prefer that the people I spend time with generally know what my values are and what I think is virtuous. I don’t see why that is supposed to be an issue.