Jordan Haynie Ware
@godwelcomesall.bsky.social
Texan by birth, Canadian by choice. Lover of word-based social media, Jesus, and dogs. Trans rights are human rights. She/her.
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Jesus did not die for the sake of traditional gender roles
People make fun of me for my staunch AI opposition but you cannot tell me this sort of thing leads anywhere good.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
People make fun of me for my staunch AI opposition but you cannot tell me this sort of thing leads anywhere good.
'Tis the season in which I remember that not only am I terrible at thinking of gifts to give others, I also struggle to think of what I want myself
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
'Tis the season in which I remember that not only am I terrible at thinking of gifts to give others, I also struggle to think of what I want myself
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Everyone says Bluesky is too into politics, but lately it’s been baseball, the Edmund Fitzgerald, and the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Everyone says Bluesky is too into politics, but lately it’s been baseball, the Edmund Fitzgerald, and the aurora borealis
Omgeeee where to begin?
Wise Child subtle feminism and open creation spirituality in middle grades
The Sparrow theodicy as a YA
Black Theology & Black Liberation in grad school
Busman’s Honeymoon as a grownup love story and reckoning with the consequences of detective stories
Wise Child subtle feminism and open creation spirituality in middle grades
The Sparrow theodicy as a YA
Black Theology & Black Liberation in grad school
Busman’s Honeymoon as a grownup love story and reckoning with the consequences of detective stories
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Omgeeee where to begin?
Wise Child subtle feminism and open creation spirituality in middle grades
The Sparrow theodicy as a YA
Black Theology & Black Liberation in grad school
Busman’s Honeymoon as a grownup love story and reckoning with the consequences of detective stories
Wise Child subtle feminism and open creation spirituality in middle grades
The Sparrow theodicy as a YA
Black Theology & Black Liberation in grad school
Busman’s Honeymoon as a grownup love story and reckoning with the consequences of detective stories
Happy St Martin's Day! May we follow his example in renouncing violence, giving to Christ in the poor, and defending the orthodox truth of the Incarnation against Arian heresy. 🕯️
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy St Martin's Day! May we follow his example in renouncing violence, giving to Christ in the poor, and defending the orthodox truth of the Incarnation against Arian heresy. 🕯️
OK but how do we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald? I definitely did not learn about this until I moved to Canada, and even once I knew did not find it as big a deal as the memes this year seem to be. How did I miss this lore?
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
OK but how do we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald? I definitely did not learn about this until I moved to Canada, and even once I knew did not find it as big a deal as the memes this year seem to be. How did I miss this lore?
This is a great article about LOTR, D&D, and so much more
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is a great article about LOTR, D&D, and so much more
Had a gig tonight with Sigur Rós
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Had a gig tonight with Sigur Rós
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They said this when Roe fell about why they couldn’t do anything then…with Biden as president. Look at how that turned out and ask yourself if you believe them this time.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They said this when Roe fell about why they couldn’t do anything then…with Biden as president. Look at how that turned out and ask yourself if you believe them this time.
Sigh. Canada Post I really want to support your workers, but when I just received in the mail a letter I *returned to a post office last Friday* across which someone has written "MOVED" in sharpie and yet was still delivered to my home I ..... have some concerns.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sigh. Canada Post I really want to support your workers, but when I just received in the mail a letter I *returned to a post office last Friday* across which someone has written "MOVED" in sharpie and yet was still delivered to my home I ..... have some concerns.
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All I’m asking is for the millionaires in the Senate to show the same courage in standing up to fascism that regular people are showing in streets every day.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
All I’m asking is for the millionaires in the Senate to show the same courage in standing up to fascism that regular people are showing in streets every day.
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The joke is on the trads. Whether on not they grant Him entry in the Sacrament, the Lord is already with His people and cannot be taken from them by any means
state of the trad catholic discourse on the other site is debating whether undocumented immigrants should be able to receive the Eucharist if you were wondering how that was going
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The joke is on the trads. Whether on not they grant Him entry in the Sacrament, the Lord is already with His people and cannot be taken from them by any means
The challenge of the priesthood is that there are just so many types of things one ought to be doing, and if you take your eye off the ball in one area, it begins to fall apart.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The challenge of the priesthood is that there are just so many types of things one ought to be doing, and if you take your eye off the ball in one area, it begins to fall apart.
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"People divided into tiny and constant arguments seldom build coalitions or lasting change. Keeping you online, outraged but isolated, is a fair trade for those who’d rather you never meet your neighbor, never build something real, never see what could be done together." -Jon Jon Wesolowski
Anger as a motivator
Anger will take you somewhere fast, but not far.
thehappyurbanist.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"People divided into tiny and constant arguments seldom build coalitions or lasting change. Keeping you online, outraged but isolated, is a fair trade for those who’d rather you never meet your neighbor, never build something real, never see what could be done together." -Jon Jon Wesolowski
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O Lord, make haste to help us.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
O Lord, make haste to help us.
Sticker wall continues to grow
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sticker wall continues to grow
This is the church I know.
UPDATE: Reached out to the Rev. Hannah Kardon, a United Methodist minister who was there that day and has been active in religious demonstrations at Broadview.
“They are making it clear that they are scared of prayer … it speaks the truth that what they are doing in that building is evil.”
“They are making it clear that they are scared of prayer … it speaks the truth that what they are doing in that building is evil.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is the church I know.
This complain-y post got some traction and based on the responses I’ve gotten, I really think the problem is less that the resources don’t exist, it’s that we name them insider-y jargony names and/or suck at SEO.
Good morning Anglicans! I need more resources for new Anglicans that are called things like "rookie Anglican" or "an introduction to Anglican tradition" or "what is All Saints Day" that are SEO so my people quit going to ACNA resources aligned with the 2008 Jerusalem Declaration ⚓
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This complain-y post got some traction and based on the responses I’ve gotten, I really think the problem is less that the resources don’t exist, it’s that we name them insider-y jargony names and/or suck at SEO.
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OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
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Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Christ is risen from the dead, trampling down death by death
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Being a woman priest is just being told this every day by some jerk on the internet and, on occasion, by your colleagues.
as a thought exercise for everyone reading ross douthat's latest missive in the NYT, i want you to think about sending an email to your entire company with the subject line "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?", then think about the over/under on the number of minutes/hours you would still be employed
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Being a woman priest is just being told this every day by some jerk on the internet and, on occasion, by your colleagues.
Good morning Anglicans! I need more resources for new Anglicans that are called things like "rookie Anglican" or "an introduction to Anglican tradition" or "what is All Saints Day" that are SEO so my people quit going to ACNA resources aligned with the 2008 Jerusalem Declaration ⚓
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Good morning Anglicans! I need more resources for new Anglicans that are called things like "rookie Anglican" or "an introduction to Anglican tradition" or "what is All Saints Day" that are SEO so my people quit going to ACNA resources aligned with the 2008 Jerusalem Declaration ⚓
Congratulations to the many clergywomen in New York who now, when told they're too young to do what they're doing, can say they're older than the mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Congratulations to the many clergywomen in New York who now, when told they're too young to do what they're doing, can say they're older than the mayor.