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Sad boy/friendly old man
This kid was a really picky eater but all the food he did eat was weird combinations of stuff. Also his mom was the chair of the nutrition department at the local university.
One of my friends in elementary school made peanut butter, bologna and cheese sandwiches. They were actually pretty good.
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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BOISE: ICE raided Spanish speaking daycare this morning for a "targeted pick-up". One adult person taken, don't think any others but unsure. PODER is engaging and Wrest is aware and available to those impacted in a support capacity. Idaho Statesman had a reporter on scene shortly after.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This person is a fucking professor and is yelling at random people for not knowing things decades ago that are just sort of becoming common knowledge now.
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Elder Scrolls was better when gameplay was a complete afterthought and the entire franchise was devoted to weird shirtless guys who would say strange things
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 12d
"Go back and play Morrowind and tell me that’s the game you want to play again," said Bruce Nesmith, who worked for Bethesda for over 17 years, adding that playing The Elder Scrolls 3 "would not stand the test of time." https://bit.ly/4q4GoKh
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
This fucking Goober decided to take a walk by himself when I opened the door to check the mail. I had to chase him for 2 blocks in my comfy slippers.
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I have teenage step kids, this is how I feel trying to tell any story.
Talking to a new Gen Z friend
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This is why as a tech infrastructure guy who does some coding all the AI coding tools sound horrible to me.

It takes something fun and generative like programming and turns it into reviewing somebody else’s code.
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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We need to get those numbers up, folks. These are rookie numbers! We can do better!
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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They're fucked. Lmao. Watch Google change Gmail to GeminiMail. If you need to confuse your users by changing the name of your entire product so they'll think AI is making it good even though it isn't, you made a bad bet
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.

Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App

I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Satya Nadella said a few days ago that he uses Copilot for literally everything. He has it summarize all his emails and the podcasts he listens to. He probably hasn't gotten any accurate information into his brain in at least the last year.
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.

Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App

I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I saw Bill Murray sitting on the patio outside a restaurant in Hawaii that I went to pretty frequently but didn't go to that night.
Please quote this from the time you didn't interact with someone famous.

I was visiting with family in New Bedford, Massachusetts, at the same time that Mother Theresa was there visiting her Missionaries of Charity. The bishop held a Mass for her at the church where I was baptized. I didn't go.
Catching a train from Bristol Temple Meads, but they shifted the service along the platform because a scene from THE OUTLAWS was being shot where it would usually come in. The scene featured Christopher Walken and Stephen Merchant, but my train came before they shot it so I didn't see either of 'em.
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
2 minutes of googling reveals that the rehab he went to is one of those abusive wilderness camps where they kidnap kids and force them to march around in the woods with barely any food, but I guess that's what qualifies as woke these days.
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He’s also the general so if you wanted to you could just spend all your points on your toad and send him into battle against a million goblins or whatever.
December 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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October 1, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (September)
December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thanks to my Austrian mother for raising me on Der Struwwelpeter and Max und Moritz and other horror stories.
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?

KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Impossible to listen to Gorrilaz and not think of this
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Trump’s foreign policy isn’t “noninterventionism,” it is a kind of neo neo conservatism devoted to imposing authoritarian ethnonationalism abroad instead of democracy (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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HELL YEAH BRAD LANDER HELL YEAH
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Two options:
“Go to therapy”
“You should exercise”
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM