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Letterboxd user bolting towards the computer, slipping on the rug, fatally slamming their head on the desk trying to type "yeah he is" upon learning this movie title exists
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Letterboxd user bolting towards the computer, slipping on the rug, fatally slamming their head on the desk trying to type "yeah he is" upon learning this movie title exists
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
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November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
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Taking some apps out behind the shed and humanely closing them
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Taking some apps out behind the shed and humanely closing them
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It is only after fully watching a comedy, when i've had a chance to carefully review my notes and weigh all the options, that i will then choose the funniest gag and laugh at it
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It is only after fully watching a comedy, when i've had a chance to carefully review my notes and weigh all the options, that i will then choose the funniest gag and laugh at it
Sorry, this has all gone a bit too far, Dick cheneys been over at my house. We've spent the last 16 hours or so hiding under a blanket trying not to giggle too loud. Me and the vice president are very sorry for anyone we've made upset.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sorry, this has all gone a bit too far, Dick cheneys been over at my house. We've spent the last 16 hours or so hiding under a blanket trying not to giggle too loud. Me and the vice president are very sorry for anyone we've made upset.
Freddy got Jasoned
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Freddy got Jasoned
I shouldn't have to put up with being blatantly lied to just because I want a picture of bill in his disheveled Santa suit for something
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I shouldn't have to put up with being blatantly lied to just because I want a picture of bill in his disheveled Santa suit for something
I'm going to keep watching horror movies throughout November and I don't give a fuck what the woke police have to say about it
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm going to keep watching horror movies throughout November and I don't give a fuck what the woke police have to say about it
Nobody even bothered trying to kill me this halloween again
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nobody even bothered trying to kill me this halloween again
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the smartest thing you can do is be a genius
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
the smartest thing you can do is be a genius
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I love my wife, who is doomed to eternal torment in hell
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I love my wife, who is doomed to eternal torment in hell
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
Fucking up my house real bad so it resembles Groverhaus for Halloween and giving all the kids who show up long lectures on Something awful lore
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Fucking up my house real bad so it resembles Groverhaus for Halloween and giving all the kids who show up long lectures on Something awful lore
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Everyone remembers the one house that would hand out hundreds instead of twenties on halloween
October 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Everyone remembers the one house that would hand out hundreds instead of twenties on halloween
These are probably the first two that come to mind when I think about scary movies
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
These are probably the first two that come to mind when I think about scary movies
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Saw Batman jacking off in an alley. Not a Halloween thing
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saw Batman jacking off in an alley. Not a Halloween thing
Updated:
1. RotLD
2. Pulse
3. IotBS
4. The Black Cat
5. The Crazies
6. Night of the Demon
7. Theatre of Blood
8. The Old Dark House
9. When Evil Lurks
10. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
11. The Devil Rides Out
12. Oddity
13. The Surrender
14. In a Violent Nature
15. In my Skin
16. Host
1. RotLD
2. Pulse
3. IotBS
4. The Black Cat
5. The Crazies
6. Night of the Demon
7. Theatre of Blood
8. The Old Dark House
9. When Evil Lurks
10. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
11. The Devil Rides Out
12. Oddity
13. The Surrender
14. In a Violent Nature
15. In my Skin
16. Host
Horror movies I've watched this month in order of how much I liked them:
1.Return of the Living Dead
2.Pulse
3.Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
4.The Black Cat
5.Night of the Demon
6.The Old Dark House
7.A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
8.The Devil Rides Out
9.The Surrender
10.In my Skin
1.Return of the Living Dead
2.Pulse
3.Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
4.The Black Cat
5.Night of the Demon
6.The Old Dark House
7.A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
8.The Devil Rides Out
9.The Surrender
10.In my Skin
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Updated:
1. RotLD
2. Pulse
3. IotBS
4. The Black Cat
5. The Crazies
6. Night of the Demon
7. Theatre of Blood
8. The Old Dark House
9. When Evil Lurks
10. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
11. The Devil Rides Out
12. Oddity
13. The Surrender
14. In a Violent Nature
15. In my Skin
16. Host
1. RotLD
2. Pulse
3. IotBS
4. The Black Cat
5. The Crazies
6. Night of the Demon
7. Theatre of Blood
8. The Old Dark House
9. When Evil Lurks
10. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
11. The Devil Rides Out
12. Oddity
13. The Surrender
14. In a Violent Nature
15. In my Skin
16. Host
When I look at some of your posts on here lol
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When I look at some of your posts on here lol
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trump: he's called the babdook and no one knows why he comes. frankly i don't think we'll ever know. bobby, did you want to say something
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
October 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
trump: he's called the babdook and no one knows why he comes. frankly i don't think we'll ever know. bobby, did you want to say something
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back
trump: wow
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
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I love when you buy bread and it has all the fun colours like this, I call it "party bread"
May 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I love when you buy bread and it has all the fun colours like this, I call it "party bread"
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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More like Tim Burden. Because of the burden placed on the rational mind by his strange ideas
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
More like Tim Burden. Because of the burden placed on the rational mind by his strange ideas
This is sad to see. Like most millennials I grew up torn between being either deuce Bigelow or every ethnic stereotype and rob Schneider taught me that you can do both. There'll always be a warm place in my heart for him and the lessons he taught me but promoting drinking is a step too far.
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is sad to see. Like most millennials I grew up torn between being either deuce Bigelow or every ethnic stereotype and rob Schneider taught me that you can do both. There'll always be a warm place in my heart for him and the lessons he taught me but promoting drinking is a step too far.
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Boss makes a dollar, I make ten dollars. Unsure how this power dynamic has persevered
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I make ten dollars. Unsure how this power dynamic has persevered