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I'm on bluesky for a good time please help me have a good time.
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James Bond: What's this, a phone? I already have one of these.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 AM
James Bond: What's this, a phone? I already have one of these.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
Q: Oh no, Mr. Bond. That's actually a toad phone. You can use it to call a frog from anywhere in the world.
James Bond: You've outdone yourself this time, Q.
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not surprising and yet still jarring to read ex-FBI agents describing how Kash Patel and Bongino reacted to Charlie Kirk's murder while running the agency. truly the content creator administration/podcast govt www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 22, 2026 at 10:49 PM
not surprising and yet still jarring to read ex-FBI agents describing how Kash Patel and Bongino reacted to Charlie Kirk's murder while running the agency. truly the content creator administration/podcast govt www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
1.“You’re not allowed in here.”
2.“Are you lost?”
3.“I don’t know you.”
4.“I’ve seen you before, haven’t I? You were in my garden last week.”
5.“Get out.”
6.“Sir, come with me.”
7.“Did you used to live here? Before…well, before all that happened to you.”
8.“I’m sorry it had to be this way, Frank.”
2.“Are you lost?”
3.“I don’t know you.”
4.“I’ve seen you before, haven’t I? You were in my garden last week.”
5.“Get out.”
6.“Sir, come with me.”
7.“Did you used to live here? Before…well, before all that happened to you.”
8.“I’m sorry it had to be this way, Frank.”
January 22, 2026 at 5:25 AM
1.“You’re not allowed in here.”
2.“Are you lost?”
3.“I don’t know you.”
4.“I’ve seen you before, haven’t I? You were in my garden last week.”
5.“Get out.”
6.“Sir, come with me.”
7.“Did you used to live here? Before…well, before all that happened to you.”
8.“I’m sorry it had to be this way, Frank.”
2.“Are you lost?”
3.“I don’t know you.”
4.“I’ve seen you before, haven’t I? You were in my garden last week.”
5.“Get out.”
6.“Sir, come with me.”
7.“Did you used to live here? Before…well, before all that happened to you.”
8.“I’m sorry it had to be this way, Frank.”
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getting darth maul facepaint at the carnival with my wife of 11 years, i turn to her and tell her i want a divorce
January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
getting darth maul facepaint at the carnival with my wife of 11 years, i turn to her and tell her i want a divorce
What did he think the other way might be
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
What did he think the other way might be
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In memory of Scott Adams, this insane list of self Ls
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
In memory of Scott Adams, this insane list of self Ls
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i'm obsessed with this new drink i discovered on vacation called agua. it's so delicious and the locals serve it with everything
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i'm obsessed with this new drink i discovered on vacation called agua. it's so delicious and the locals serve it with everything
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
It sure seems like America had absolutely no plan here if the vp didn't just immediately capitulate and agree to do everything they wanted
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
It sure seems like America had absolutely no plan here if the vp didn't just immediately capitulate and agree to do everything they wanted
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I hate America so much man
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I hate America so much man
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i bet this shit hits so hard if ur stupid
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i bet this shit hits so hard if ur stupid
I don't think america should be allowed to do things like this
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I don't think america should be allowed to do things like this
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Her: why does your hood ornament have such a small penis?
Me: it’s normal size. And there’s nothing ‘hood’ about it
Me: it’s normal size. And there’s nothing ‘hood’ about it
December 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Her: why does your hood ornament have such a small penis?
Me: it’s normal size. And there’s nothing ‘hood’ about it
Me: it’s normal size. And there’s nothing ‘hood’ about it
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
David finchres "social network" is almost eerily predictive of what we now know as social media
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
David finchres "social network" is almost eerily predictive of what we now know as social media
Watched the first three episodes of the chair company last night. Fantastic, love it. One of the things I really appreciate is that tim robinson has these big meetings and big interviews, things that seem like cliche comedic setups, that he nails in a perfectly acceptable way for that kind of thing
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Watched the first three episodes of the chair company last night. Fantastic, love it. One of the things I really appreciate is that tim robinson has these big meetings and big interviews, things that seem like cliche comedic setups, that he nails in a perfectly acceptable way for that kind of thing
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Henry Cavill IS Mark Ruffalo AS Chris D'Elia IN Night Hunter
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Henry Cavill IS Mark Ruffalo AS Chris D'Elia IN Night Hunter
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You'd think he'd be a lot smarter if he was born and raised in a Barnes and Noble
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You'd think he'd be a lot smarter if he was born and raised in a Barnes and Noble
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I’m sorry for partly rocking
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m sorry for partly rocking
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if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics
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talked to my financial advisor on the phone today. he says i should try to get more money somehow
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
talked to my financial advisor on the phone today. he says i should try to get more money somehow
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is that not why the ex presidents all attend the inauguration. i always thought they were there to suck the new guy off
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
is that not why the ex presidents all attend the inauguration. i always thought they were there to suck the new guy off
I call him Guilermo Del Too Much Backstory About Doctor Frankensteinro
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I call him Guilermo Del Too Much Backstory About Doctor Frankensteinro
