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i am the sole architect of the 2008 global financial crisis
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The ability to fly a plane should be determined by the lightness of one’s heart and the natural aerodynamic curvature of their physical form
February 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The ability to fly a plane should be determined by the lightness of one’s heart and the natural aerodynamic curvature of their physical form
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I got a wager for you. Leave me alone
September 1, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I got a wager for you. Leave me alone
performative ass wednesday
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
performative ass wednesday
i wish i was a cone head
February 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i wish i was a cone head
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let's go horse-wild this year team
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
let's go horse-wild this year team
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Wish there were more large dangerous animals roaming around
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Wish there were more large dangerous animals roaming around
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i'll even like ur bad posts bc that doesn't define u and i still fw u regardless
June 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i'll even like ur bad posts bc that doesn't define u and i still fw u regardless
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getting my josh to go
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
getting my josh to go
honestly you can't use tick to k you can't have instagram you can't touch receipt paper
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
honestly you can't use tick to k you can't have instagram you can't touch receipt paper
i think inter net connection was overall a big mistake
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i think inter net connection was overall a big mistake
i sense a viral tick tock disrupting my rountine
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i sense a viral tick tock disrupting my rountine
an ice cream cone so good you bleed from your gums
February 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
an ice cream cone so good you bleed from your gums
i have such an inspired way of putting things in my wallet
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i have such an inspired way of putting things in my wallet
you could be on the phone with nine one one but if you say who istwad of whom i would have to pipe up
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
you could be on the phone with nine one one but if you say who istwad of whom i would have to pipe up
i'm the whom police
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i'm the whom police
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life is a glowstick waiting to be snapped
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
life is a glowstick waiting to be snapped
lowkey private equity could not have destroyed shopping at a better time for me personally
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
lowkey private equity could not have destroyed shopping at a better time for me personally
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nobody fucks w water like my crew
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
nobody fucks w water like my crew
going to egypt and asking if they have any new pyramids. like the one in memphis
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
going to egypt and asking if they have any new pyramids. like the one in memphis
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im evil as fuck ok. im fucking scheming and shit
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
im evil as fuck ok. im fucking scheming and shit
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they used to make me stand with my arms out and decorate me like a tree
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
they used to make me stand with my arms out and decorate me like a tree
they're so mean to kramer it makes me want to cry
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
they're so mean to kramer it makes me want to cry
okay yesses have it i will let you guys know how this plays out
guys vote yes or no
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
okay yesses have it i will let you guys know how this plays out