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i am the sole architect of the 2008 global financial crisis
hey dude just wanted to let you know that someone is trying to kill you! can't say who. someone you know tho
February 19, 2026 at 3:47 AM
hey dude just wanted to let you know that someone is trying to kill you! can't say who. someone you know tho
a new viral tick tock trend has swept the nation where children go to the store you shop at and buy all of the things you usually buy. levaing none left for you
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
a new viral tick tock trend has swept the nation where children go to the store you shop at and buy all of the things you usually buy. levaing none left for you
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I'm ready to love and hold a little baby monkey I think
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I'm ready to love and hold a little baby monkey I think
guys my new hat came and it is perfect for my head
February 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
guys my new hat came and it is perfect for my head
guys we need to hit the showers and call it a day
February 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
guys we need to hit the showers and call it a day
you guys am i the most annoying person in the world or do i need ot have a nap
February 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
you guys am i the most annoying person in the world or do i need ot have a nap
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The ability to fly a plane should be determined by the lightness of one’s heart and the natural aerodynamic curvature of their physical form
February 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The ability to fly a plane should be determined by the lightness of one’s heart and the natural aerodynamic curvature of their physical form
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I got a wager for you. Leave me alone
September 1, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I got a wager for you. Leave me alone
performative ass wednesday
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
performative ass wednesday
i wish i was a cone head
February 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i wish i was a cone head
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let's go horse-wild this year team
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
let's go horse-wild this year team
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Wish there were more large dangerous animals roaming around
February 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Wish there were more large dangerous animals roaming around
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i'll even like ur bad posts bc that doesn't define u and i still fw u regardless
June 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i'll even like ur bad posts bc that doesn't define u and i still fw u regardless
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getting my josh to go
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
getting my josh to go
honestly you can't use tick to k you can't have instagram you can't touch receipt paper
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
honestly you can't use tick to k you can't have instagram you can't touch receipt paper
i think inter net connection was overall a big mistake
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i think inter net connection was overall a big mistake
i sense a viral tick tock disrupting my rountine
February 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i sense a viral tick tock disrupting my rountine
an ice cream cone so good you bleed from your gums
February 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
an ice cream cone so good you bleed from your gums
i have such an inspired way of putting things in my wallet
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i have such an inspired way of putting things in my wallet
you could be on the phone with nine one one but if you say who istwad of whom i would have to pipe up
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
you could be on the phone with nine one one but if you say who istwad of whom i would have to pipe up
i'm the whom police
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i'm the whom police
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life is a glowstick waiting to be snapped
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
life is a glowstick waiting to be snapped
lowkey private equity could not have destroyed shopping at a better time for me personally
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
lowkey private equity could not have destroyed shopping at a better time for me personally
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nobody fucks w water like my crew
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
nobody fucks w water like my crew