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i am the sole architect of the 2008 global financial crisis
i love woke
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i love woke
sodom slash gomorrah style ice cream
October 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
sodom slash gomorrah style ice cream
this is genuinely who i am and i need to embrace it
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
this is genuinely who i am and i need to embrace it
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i'm so hungry i could be a horse
October 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i'm so hungry i could be a horse
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If that pervert monkey can put on boots, he sure as shit can put on some slacks.
October 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If that pervert monkey can put on boots, he sure as shit can put on some slacks.
i lowkey feel like a horse
October 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i lowkey feel like a horse
do you think morons ever have to wait in line to make their tick tocks in front of the church
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
do you think morons ever have to wait in line to make their tick tocks in front of the church
bro you repluse me
October 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
bro you repluse me
wait realistically how are we feeling about napoleon at this point
October 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
wait realistically how are we feeling about napoleon at this point
i pray to god somebody cancels me so i can go to that island with napoleon
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i pray to god somebody cancels me so i can go to that island with napoleon
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don't talk to me till I've had my 300 years of silent contemplation
October 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
don't talk to me till I've had my 300 years of silent contemplation
just saw someone smokinh a cigarette i feel like i'm at the zoo
October 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
just saw someone smokinh a cigarette i feel like i'm at the zoo
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Don't even try to trap me in a corn maze, bro. I'll eat all the corn.
October 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Don't even try to trap me in a corn maze, bro. I'll eat all the corn.
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If any of you mutinous dogs were looking for a bluesky alternative, may I recommend "the brig". Now get back to posting, you bilge rats, or there'll be the devil to pay.
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If any of you mutinous dogs were looking for a bluesky alternative, may I recommend "the brig". Now get back to posting, you bilge rats, or there'll be the devil to pay.
thank you so much for shipping my order i don't think i want it anymore
October 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
thank you so much for shipping my order i don't think i want it anymore
going to the groupchat where everyone sends pictures of rainbows they see and asking if they ever get tired of bothering me
October 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
going to the groupchat where everyone sends pictures of rainbows they see and asking if they ever get tired of bothering me
if you express a conservative opinion at my job we ban you for life
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
if you express a conservative opinion at my job we ban you for life
this guy's best friend is his iphone
October 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this guy's best friend is his iphone
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i am literally obsessed with small luxuries . guys u have to try this
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
i am literally obsessed with small luxuries . guys u have to try this
people kept being like get a job george finish your degree but i was dead and haunting and they didn't vern notice
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
people kept being like get a job george finish your degree but i was dead and haunting and they didn't vern notice
i wish i was one of those creepy reborn dolls
October 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i wish i was one of those creepy reborn dolls
i've been haunting the narrative for eleven years
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i've been haunting the narrative for eleven years
guys i need eight months to a year of solitary confinement
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
guys i need eight months to a year of solitary confinement
waking up every day with a passion for fashion in INDIANA
a baby monkey is behind bars in a cage and looking out the window .
ALT: a baby monkey is behind bars in a cage and looking out the window .
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October 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
waking up every day with a passion for fashion in INDIANA
guys i need to be restrained for my own good
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
guys i need to be restrained for my own good