It'sa me, Rocko.
@suntoryboss.bsky.social
Likes running. Plays games. Reads books. Sauna addict. Socialist AF.
Lawyer that tried to retire but got dragged back in for one last job.
Welcome to the shit show.
Lawyer that tried to retire but got dragged back in for one last job.
Welcome to the shit show.
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The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.
@alexwinter.com Hi Alex, my wife and two oldest friends are flying to NY next week to see Godot. I was wondering if there was any way you&K could could sign a playbill for each of them as a souvenir? V happy to donate to charity of choice in return if so-will pay for the playbills as well obv!
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
@alexwinter.com Hi Alex, my wife and two oldest friends are flying to NY next week to see Godot. I was wondering if there was any way you&K could could sign a playbill for each of them as a souvenir? V happy to donate to charity of choice in return if so-will pay for the playbills as well obv!
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When my wife left me it cured me of any fantasy that being "Left" was desirable
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When my wife left me it cured me of any fantasy that being "Left" was desirable
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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This is the single worst comeback I’ve heard in my life, Perplexity circling the drain.
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is the single worst comeback I’ve heard in my life, Perplexity circling the drain.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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This rancid trash understands the significance of Labour's anti-refugee policies.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This rancid trash understands the significance of Labour's anti-refugee policies.
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One of life's golden rules is never get yourself into a position where you're publicly arguing about the definition of paedophile
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
One of life's golden rules is never get yourself into a position where you're publicly arguing about the definition of paedophile
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Daughter walks in to find me watching Dr Who who's about to die : "Can't he just teleport back to his post box with his light sabre?"
Me : "...arghHH what the hell it's not a fucking ligh...."
D: *walks out cackling*
I've spawned a monster.
Me : "...arghHH what the hell it's not a fucking ligh...."
D: *walks out cackling*
I've spawned a monster.
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Daughter walks in to find me watching Dr Who who's about to die : "Can't he just teleport back to his post box with his light sabre?"
Me : "...arghHH what the hell it's not a fucking ligh...."
D: *walks out cackling*
I've spawned a monster.
Me : "...arghHH what the hell it's not a fucking ligh...."
D: *walks out cackling*
I've spawned a monster.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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had to see what this disambiguation hatnote was about and sure enough, apple's original thumbnail (before they fixed it):
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
had to see what this disambiguation hatnote was about and sure enough, apple's original thumbnail (before they fixed it):
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
Lol omg
Musk's multi-day meltdown of the JCO tweet continues. Apparently he got the Grok team to reprogram it to claim he reads a lot
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lol omg
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I will admit the thing that actually surprises me was when a child sex trafficker asks the writer “how do Ieverage the involvement of the guy who may be president in my child sex trafficking” and the writer gives advice, rather than “I should probably tell someone about this.”
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I will admit the thing that actually surprises me was when a child sex trafficker asks the writer “how do Ieverage the involvement of the guy who may be president in my child sex trafficking” and the writer gives advice, rather than “I should probably tell someone about this.”
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
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Maybe I should call her
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Maybe I should call her
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Between this and the Louvre prosecutor describing the suspects’ statements as “minimalist” while bragging that they had worked on the case over a weekend it’s an absolutely incredible week for Frenchness
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Between this and the Louvre prosecutor describing the suspects’ statements as “minimalist” while bragging that they had worked on the case over a weekend it’s an absolutely incredible week for Frenchness
Truly there is nothing that Musk cannot misunderstand. Oh to have the confidence of a tech bro pontificating on Tolkien, Banks etc.
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Truly there is nothing that Musk cannot misunderstand. Oh to have the confidence of a tech bro pontificating on Tolkien, Banks etc.