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Ben Mathis-Lilley
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I've said this already in my many chats, but I think this is going to hinge on whether the first Portal Guy tweet is about "Michigan opening the checkbook" or "Bryce Underwood exploring his options"
I think Whittingham is a really good coach.

I think Michigan hiring a 66 year old that has spent 2 years in the last 50 outside the mountain west, and never in the Midwest, is not ideal. Could work, but somehow with a good coach there are tons of questions
News: Former Utah coach Kyle Whittingham has emerged as Michigan’s top target, sources confirm to NBC Sports. A deal could be done as soon as this afternoon.

First reported by ESPN.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m gonna say that if he can’t field a team for the next game he might not be the right choice for keeping the team together
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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There is only one working class, the professional managerial class, and there is only one working class party, the Democratic Party, and there is only one working class paper, the financial times
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Non-partisan comment: Ed Meese is alive?!???!!
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You have to wonder what Clark Lea did to Michigan
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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50 Cent shifted the momentum
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Back to back 6s on the last two days to secure my trademark spot in the lower middle table just above relegation. IYKYK.
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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just found out this isn't a Bright Eyes cover. still really good
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’ve enjoyed all three Knives Out movies but I have to admit I don’t understand why they are all precisely 15 percent about right wing influencers
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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wrote about (eyes go black) SIX SSSEEEEVVVEEEENNNNNNNN www.theringer.com/2025/12/16/p...
The Year “6 7” Ate Parents’ Minds
The most obnoxiously catchy phrase of the year means … nothing, which is probably why it took over everything in 2025
www.theringer.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Target with one checkout lane open on Sunday, Dec. 14. Again I would like to know the identity of the efficiency consultant who came up with the “no cashiers” system for retail. Just to talk.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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if the new yorker has got a story about paris, you know they're going to tell you what arrondissement they're in
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You know things have gotten bad when you’re turning to Arizona State to help clean up your reputation as a hotspot for sordid sexual misbehavior
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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American sports thinks that the audience has to be constantly stimulated and assaulted from all senses. It’s really ridiculous going to sporting events and realizing that there’s not one moment where you’re not being overwhelmed by something.
Think my oldest person belief is "you don't always need to blast music in between the action at a sporting event"
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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those people … are parents
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
About to do it. The intro is Toccata and Fugue being played really loud.
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Being told that the disgraced coach’s lawyer today is going to be a guy who regularly appears on the radio show hosted by one of the guys who does the “pregame broadcast from a big tent outside the stadium thing.”
The one thing I think non-Michigan people should know about times like this is that you can often get information before it's published elsewhere by following what a guy who goes by "Big Boutros" posts across multiple message boards
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The one thing I think non-Michigan people should know about times like this is that you can often get information before it's published elsewhere by following what a guy who goes by "Big Boutros" posts across multiple message boards
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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there is a culture problem with Michigan athletics but so many outsider perspectives do not cite cronyism or runaway profit motives, they mostly want Michigan to address how some of your dads friends are kind of annoying
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM