Senator Sunshine
@sunshineempire.bsky.social
Floridian by birth, leftist by the grace of God.
Burninating the countryside!
Washington State did a Strong Bad/Trogdor halftime show?!?
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Strong Bad on X: "The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band played Trogdor at halftime this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets the spectacle it desoives! https://t.co/ZjJAjrpRGz" / X
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band played Trogdor at halftime this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets the spectacle it desoives! https://t.co/ZjJAjrpRGz
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November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Burninating the countryside!
I went to high school with a girl named Liz Frank, and I think about her every time a football player gets this injury.
Eagles OT Lane Johnson, one of the game’s best, suffered a Lisfranc sprain Sunday, per me and Mike Garafolo.
He’s out for the next 4-6 weeks because of the foot injury, but will seek a second opinion and more tests. This likely lands him on IR, but the belief is not season-ending.
He’s out for the next 4-6 weeks because of the foot injury, but will seek a second opinion and more tests. This likely lands him on IR, but the belief is not season-ending.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I went to high school with a girl named Liz Frank, and I think about her every time a football player gets this injury.
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I made these myself.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I made these myself.
Gamble round the campfire children!
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Gamble round the campfire children!
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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Mike Johnson today
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Mike Johnson today
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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Will the center for american progress quietly jettison larry summers or not
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Will the center for american progress quietly jettison larry summers or not
This has the potential to be the most incendiary Thanksgiving holiday in the nation’s history.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This has the potential to be the most incendiary Thanksgiving holiday in the nation’s history.
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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Horses and humans share a special bond because we are both half centaurs
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Horses and humans share a special bond because we are both half centaurs
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fox news right now
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
fox news right now
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OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
Exclusive: Top Trump administration officials plan to meet today to discuss House efforts to force the release of the Epstein files. https://cnn.it/3WSyk2Y
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OVERT ACT 125 In additional furtherance of the conspiracy, DEFENDANTS met on November 12, 2025 to discuss ways to wield official government power to prevent further news of the child sex trafficking ring from becoming public.
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Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise
In the 1990s, I felt like Ted Marchibroda was the oldest football coach in NFL history. He was 65 when he took the Ravens job in 1996.
Pete Carroll is nine years older than that, and he's the head coach of the Raiders.
Pete Carroll is nine years older than that, and he's the head coach of the Raiders.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In the 1990s, I felt like Ted Marchibroda was the oldest football coach in NFL history. He was 65 when he took the Ravens job in 1996.
Pete Carroll is nine years older than that, and he's the head coach of the Raiders.
Pete Carroll is nine years older than that, and he's the head coach of the Raiders.
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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Chris Rufo/Ron DeSantis overhauled New College and made it "the most financially inefficient school in the university system"
Degree yield is 19%, 2nd-worst in Fla.
Operating funds per student at New College: $83,207
Same category at Univ of Florida: $45,765
www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/e...
Degree yield is 19%, 2nd-worst in Fla.
Operating funds per student at New College: $83,207
Same category at Univ of Florida: $45,765
www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/e...
New College of Florida shows soaring expenses as state targets 'woke waste'
A report by Florida DOGE found that Sarasota's New College is the most financially inefficient school in the university system.
www.heraldtribune.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Chris Rufo/Ron DeSantis overhauled New College and made it "the most financially inefficient school in the university system"
Degree yield is 19%, 2nd-worst in Fla.
Operating funds per student at New College: $83,207
Same category at Univ of Florida: $45,765
www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/e...
Degree yield is 19%, 2nd-worst in Fla.
Operating funds per student at New College: $83,207
Same category at Univ of Florida: $45,765
www.heraldtribune.com/story/news/e...
Can’t stop laughing at every redneck chud getting on social media to demand New Yorkers don’t move to Florida when Broward County is the sixth borough of NYC.
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Can’t stop laughing at every redneck chud getting on social media to demand New Yorkers don’t move to Florida when Broward County is the sixth borough of NYC.
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