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:Danielle Strle
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Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe.

uppercasesmileyface.com
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Seems bad
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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The child porn AI bot built by his billionaire donor being integrated into the war machine by this idiot is the distillation of all Trump stories
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Let your investors be your jesters at the rugpull of success
incredible if true
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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They were also doing this in Chicago. Home Depot also. No need to shop at either of these places, especially if you live in an urban area with choices. Just don’t
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face.

If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Even the local B&Ns venerate The Onion!
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Genuinely. Genuinely. What the fuck are these people smoking.
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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lol I am annoyed that guy keeps winning over of Michael B. Jordan. It feels wrong lol.
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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They are trying to outlaw dissent as we celebrate our 250th anniversary standing up to tyrants.
WELKER: Noem called it an "act of domestic terrorism." What's the evidence?

HOMAN: If they didn't have sanctuary policies--

W: To be clear, is anyone who protests ICE a domestic terrorist?

HOMAN: It's case by case. If you look at the definition of terrorism, it certainly could fall within it
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Even calendar apps used to have themes. Expresso Calendar and Address Book (1994)
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Absolutely chaos #Unrivaled
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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What’s happening with ICE is like January 6 four years later with billions of dollars behind it and many months of planning and studying history for prior art.

Something that occurred to me watching football.
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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As the NFL playoffs begin, here’s a reminder: publicly funded stadiums for billionaire sports team owners are a scam. https://youtu.be/vLkyULxrWiE?si=yOBm-M2Y7pcokmRO
The Sports Stadium Scam | Robert Reich
Billionaires have found one more way to fleece the public: sports stadiums.And if we don’t play ball, they’ll take our f
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"

It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.

I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Some other really good WNBA follows here:

go.bsky.app/N65rjz5
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Across the country, a growing number of Republican-led state legislatures are moving to gut the direct democracy process — stripping voters of their power to use ballot measures to pass laws when elected officials refuse to act. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/rep...
Republicans are desperate to crack down on direct democracy
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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“Uruguay did what most nations still call impossible: it built a power grid that runs almost entirely on renewables—at half the cost of fossil fuels. The physicist who led that transformation says the same playbook could work anywhere—if governments have the courage to change the rules.”
Uruguay’s Renewable Charge: A Small Nation, A Big Lesson For The World
Uruguay built a power grid that runs 99% on renewables—at half the cost of fossil fuels. Here’s how its bold energy overhaul became a global model.
www.forbes.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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The insidious part of this is that he is using the military to harass, brutalize, and punish areas of the country that didn't vote for him, while still claiming that they actually voted for him.
whats missing from all the coverage is that the president is using the military to harass, brutalize and punish areas of the country that didnt vote for him
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Some final numbers from Breeze vs Hive. I see you Saniya! #Unrivaled
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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The guy with the child porn chatbot says don't save for retirement, because in just a few years AI will make us all rich. Somehow or other.

gizmodo.com/worlds-riche...
World's Richest Man Says Don't Bother Saving for Retirement
gizmodo.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Chrome could release a plug-in that starts every Google search result with “Oh hey dude! Good question!” and people would get exactly the same benefit as using ChatGPT.
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Don't let the right-wing media fool you. This is what Minneapolis looks like right now.
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Anti-ICE protesters are having a rolling noise demo and protest in downtown Minneapolis targeting hotels where federal agents are reportedly staying -- starting at the Canopy by Hilton and going to the Renaissance Minneapolis Hotel. Police have just arrived as we are posting this.
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Gonna have to rename the Streisand Effect the Bari Weiss Effect
A career federal agent says that in 25 years, a fleeing vehicle has never justified killing its occupant, and officers should never stand in front of a running car. CBS reportedly pulled the interview, but it posted on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
Retired ICE agent breaks down deadly Minneapolis shooting
YouTube video by CBS Evening News
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM