ObligatoryToast
@obligatorytoast.bsky.social
A compulsory part of your daily breakfast. Slice of life. Miniatures. Librarian. im gay. Kind of a huge bitch.
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NoVA
She/her/they/them
NoVA
I legitimately thought Bond was a Dread Pirate Roberts situation. Like, no one reasonably believes it’s the same fucking dude.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I legitimately thought Bond was a Dread Pirate Roberts situation. Like, no one reasonably believes it’s the same fucking dude.
It chaps his ass so bad that we didn’t worship him like he thought we should, lmao.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It chaps his ass so bad that we didn’t worship him like he thought we should, lmao.
Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ ’bout
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ ’bout
They changed the recipe of Bold Chex Mix and I am MAD mad.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They changed the recipe of Bold Chex Mix and I am MAD mad.
*long deep breath* aaaaAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Q: A lot of Rs, including the Lt Gov, ran on keeping the good times going. Given the Lt Gov lost by 15, Rs are on track to lose more than a dozen House seats, is it possible Virginians don't see your admin the same way you do?
YOUNGKIN: I believe Virginians thoroughly support what we've been doing
YOUNGKIN: I believe Virginians thoroughly support what we've been doing
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
*long deep breath* aaaaAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My man knew whassup
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My man knew whassup
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“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
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OpenAI in Danger After Authors Suing It Gain Access to Its Internal Slack Messages
Authors and publishers, who are suing OpenAI, secured access to internal Slack messages and emails discussing the deletion of pirated books.
futurism.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
“Stop! Stop! She’s already dead!!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Stop! Stop! She’s already dead!!”
Fuck yeah, MPC!
correction, the smaller blue arrow is Manassas at +16 Spanberger, the larger one is Manassas Park at +22
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Fuck yeah, MPC!
See, NOW we can pop bottles. GL to Zohran: fuck Cuomo’s shit up.
Congratulations to Abigail Spanberger on her historic victory as the 75th Governor of Virginia! I look forward to continuing to work together to build a stronger and more affordable Virginia. Onwards!
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
See, NOW we can pop bottles. GL to Zohran: fuck Cuomo’s shit up.
Only 5% of votes have been accounted for and Winsome hasn’t conceded.
You could call the congressional 25th though.
You could call the congressional 25th though.
BREAKING: Abigail Spanberger has won and will flip Virginia blue. A MASSIVE win for Democrats.
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BREAKING: Abigail Spanberger Wins and Flips Virginia Blue
A major victory for Democrats in Virginia as Spanberger flips the Commonwealth blue.
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Only 5% of votes have been accounted for and Winsome hasn’t conceded.
You could call the congressional 25th though.
You could call the congressional 25th though.
… we lost power.
I have to PACK.
I have to PACK.
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
… we lost power.
I have to PACK.
I have to PACK.
Aaaaahhahahah YES
BREAKING
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died per a statement from his family.
He was 84.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died per a statement from his family.
He was 84.
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Aaaaahhahahah YES
Oooh, learn to stretch any meat you have. a whole chicken goes from roast to enchiladas to chicken and dumplings so easily across a whole week. Anything that you can make in bulk, make in bulk and freeze or can.
Dear people who may soon suffer food insecurity
Listen up, it super fucking sucks and will do lasting psych damage the rest of your life. This is not a joke or exaggeration. What you have on hand will forever after be a source of anxiety.
SO. To help you in the coming days here's some tips
Listen up, it super fucking sucks and will do lasting psych damage the rest of your life. This is not a joke or exaggeration. What you have on hand will forever after be a source of anxiety.
SO. To help you in the coming days here's some tips
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oooh, learn to stretch any meat you have. a whole chicken goes from roast to enchiladas to chicken and dumplings so easily across a whole week. Anything that you can make in bulk, make in bulk and freeze or can.
You know who’s really gonna get fucked up from SNAP expiring? Walmart.
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You know who’s really gonna get fucked up from SNAP expiring? Walmart.
We used to have whole sections of cemeteries dedicated to dead children. It kind of fucks you up when you see so many graves for children who died before they had names. worse when you see entire families wiped out within years of each other.
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We used to have whole sections of cemeteries dedicated to dead children. It kind of fucks you up when you see so many graves for children who died before they had names. worse when you see entire families wiped out within years of each other.
its disingenuous to just call it a skull and bones tat made on a drunken whim. That is specific Nazi imagery, and those kinds of tats aren’t just done by any rando tattooist. He had to find an artist that would. Many artists refuse to do Nazi icons, and the ones that do aren‘t advertising it.
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
its disingenuous to just call it a skull and bones tat made on a drunken whim. That is specific Nazi imagery, and those kinds of tats aren’t just done by any rando tattooist. He had to find an artist that would. Many artists refuse to do Nazi icons, and the ones that do aren‘t advertising it.
genre fiction is maligned because of misogyny.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
genre fiction is maligned because of misogyny.
Reading comprehension is dogshit for sure, but a lot of people across social media genuinely struggle with writing comprehensibly, too. So many people struggle with being concise, using appropriate diction and grammar.
so one of the things I’ve started to realize with having a notable following On Here is exactly how much of a reading comprehension problem we have in this country
October 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reading comprehension is dogshit for sure, but a lot of people across social media genuinely struggle with writing comprehensibly, too. So many people struggle with being concise, using appropriate diction and grammar.
The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson.
A delightful lark in these trying times.
A delightful lark in these trying times.
In response to this, name the last book that you read that you would recommend.
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Americans spend less time reading for fun and more time on screens: Study
Fewer Americans are opening a book for fun each day, with reading for pleasure in the U.S. down 40% over the past 20 years, a new study published Wednesday found.
abcnews.go.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson.
A delightful lark in these trying times.
A delightful lark in these trying times.
You can also murder that one racist on the street in St. Denis and you won’t accrue a bounty for it. The system rewards you for gratuitous violence towards racists!
😭
October 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You can also murder that one racist on the street in St. Denis and you won’t accrue a bounty for it. The system rewards you for gratuitous violence towards racists!
Getting my arm pumped full of that sweet sweet ‘tism juice.
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Getting my arm pumped full of that sweet sweet ‘tism juice.
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laughed my ass off when the camera turned around and it's a mob of 100 zoomers coming for his dumb ass
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
laughed my ass off when the camera turned around and it's a mob of 100 zoomers coming for his dumb ass
… anyways, my father’s hyper fixation is the Civil War, and struggles to recognize or name his own emotions.
RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.
September 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
… anyways, my father’s hyper fixation is the Civil War, and struggles to recognize or name his own emotions.
I can’t imagine spending every waking moment on trying to extend my life to the point that I stop actually living
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
The real scientific insights from Bryan Johnson’s immortality quest
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
www.newscientist.com
September 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I can’t imagine spending every waking moment on trying to extend my life to the point that I stop actually living