ObligatoryToast
@obligatorytoast.bsky.social
A compulsory part of your daily breakfast. Slice of life. Miniatures. Librarian. im gay. Kind of a huge bitch.
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NoVA
She/her/they/them
NoVA
People talk about stopped clocks being right twice a day but don’t emphasize that the clock is still completely fucking wrong most of the time.
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
People talk about stopped clocks being right twice a day but don’t emphasize that the clock is still completely fucking wrong most of the time.
I hope he wins the primary just to lose miserably in the national election.
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I hope he wins the primary just to lose miserably in the national election.
Oh my god, he is the same age as me
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh my god, he is the same age as me
It is 100% multiple abortions.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It is 100% multiple abortions.
I found out that if you’re stupid rich you can afford to be stupid and just pay your way through school.
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I found out that if you’re stupid rich you can afford to be stupid and just pay your way through school.
You would be mistaken.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
You would be mistaken.
It’s all “don’t tell me how to raise my kid” until we have camera footage of them tearing up a classroom because they can’t cope and we’re talking about child studies. Then it’s all “I had noooo ideaaaaa.”
We told you.
We. Told. You.
We told you.
We. Told. You.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s all “don’t tell me how to raise my kid” until we have camera footage of them tearing up a classroom because they can’t cope and we’re talking about child studies. Then it’s all “I had noooo ideaaaaa.”
We told you.
We. Told. You.
We told you.
We. Told. You.
It’s very this:
a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?
Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s very this:
I finished a book, and that was pretty good.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I finished a book, and that was pretty good.
… Anyways, if this passes, you will not be able to show your face in this state again without getting spat at.
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
… Anyways, if this passes, you will not be able to show your face in this state again without getting spat at.
Thank God we can move on
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Thank God we can move on
Jefferson Davis is spinning in his grave like a record babe, right right round round
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Jefferson Davis is spinning in his grave like a record babe, right right round round
It’s probably what went to pay the military
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s probably what went to pay the military
The stitching around the hardware eyelets looks like absolute shit.
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The stitching around the hardware eyelets looks like absolute shit.
Better than nothing is a useless sentiment that helps no one.
Also, that’s not really how publishing works, especially in the US
Also, that’s not really how publishing works, especially in the US
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Better than nothing is a useless sentiment that helps no one.
Also, that’s not really how publishing works, especially in the US
Also, that’s not really how publishing works, especially in the US
That’s a taco.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
That’s a taco.
You confuse her ability to process and present information to you as a form of trust. What gives her authority over this (and why you should trust her) is the fact that she is an author who is impacted by this in addition to being a librarian-advocate.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You confuse her ability to process and present information to you as a form of trust. What gives her authority over this (and why you should trust her) is the fact that she is an author who is impacted by this in addition to being a librarian-advocate.
Why can’t you look up that information on your own? Why do you require someone else to collect and process knowledge for you? If you’re willing to have someone find and digest things for you, what other forms of autonomy are you willing to give up?
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why can’t you look up that information on your own? Why do you require someone else to collect and process knowledge for you? If you’re willing to have someone find and digest things for you, what other forms of autonomy are you willing to give up?
Ohh riiight, he’s not a royal anymore so we could extradite the shit out of him
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ohh riiight, he’s not a royal anymore so we could extradite the shit out of him