@stealingapples.bsky.social
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This is ok tho
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This is ok tho
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This is not an original observation, but ICE is not the Gestapo. They are modern versions of the deputized slave patrols. They are more akin to an untrained posse, harassing and terrorizing people of color. Comparing them to Nazis disowns our history.
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This is not an original observation, but ICE is not the Gestapo. They are modern versions of the deputized slave patrols. They are more akin to an untrained posse, harassing and terrorizing people of color. Comparing them to Nazis disowns our history.
I love you, Minnesota.
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I love you, Minnesota.
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burned out former gifted kids check in here
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
burned out former gifted kids check in here
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WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?
ME: How could anyone trust Scooby Doo and his gang to solve any crimes when they call their vehicle The Mystery Machine. It's clearly a van.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'
ME: How could anyone trust Scooby Doo and his gang to solve any crimes when they call their vehicle The Mystery Machine. It's clearly a van.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'
June 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?
ME: How could anyone trust Scooby Doo and his gang to solve any crimes when they call their vehicle The Mystery Machine. It's clearly a van.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'
ME: How could anyone trust Scooby Doo and his gang to solve any crimes when they call their vehicle The Mystery Machine. It's clearly a van.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'
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We already have a Joe Rogan of the left
May 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We already have a Joe Rogan of the left
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I’m glad that pistols at dawn isn’t a thing anymore because fuck getting up that early to shoot someone.
May 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m glad that pistols at dawn isn’t a thing anymore because fuck getting up that early to shoot someone.
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Bright Eyes is music for people whose parents loved them conditionally
May 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bright Eyes is music for people whose parents loved them conditionally
Finally some good news!
May 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Finally some good news!
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the next time someone says we have to focus on the economy and not the ‘culture war’, tell them to go to fucking Omaha
RESULT: Omaha's Republican Mayor Jean Stothert just lost to her Democratic challenger John Ewing.
Stothert, who was running for a fourth term, resorted to anti-trans ads and messaging around who uses bathrooms in the final stretch of the campaign.
Ewing will be Omaha's first Black mayor.
Stothert, who was running for a fourth term, resorted to anti-trans ads and messaging around who uses bathrooms in the final stretch of the campaign.
Ewing will be Omaha's first Black mayor.
May 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the next time someone says we have to focus on the economy and not the ‘culture war’, tell them to go to fucking Omaha
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liverworst
laugherworst
loverworst
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May 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
liverworst
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My dog woke up, waddled down the stairs only to go right back to sleep on the couch cushions...I have never related to an animal so damn much.
May 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My dog woke up, waddled down the stairs only to go right back to sleep on the couch cushions...I have never related to an animal so damn much.
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BREAKING: The scene at the Rayburn Building is pure rebellion. Protesters are swarming in during live hearings on Medicaid cuts.
Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.
Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.
May 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
BREAKING: The scene at the Rayburn Building is pure rebellion. Protesters are swarming in during live hearings on Medicaid cuts.
Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.
Security’s losing control. Because when the government wages war on the poor, the poor fight back.
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::::holds flashlight under chin by the campire:::: some says she’s still dancing at the pink pony club to this very day
May 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
::::holds flashlight under chin by the campire:::: some says she’s still dancing at the pink pony club to this very day
Be the reason someone quits a social media platform.
May 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Be the reason someone quits a social media platform.
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sir mix-a-lot: *nods approvingly*
May 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
sir mix-a-lot: *nods approvingly*
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Everything I have learned about Kanye over the last several years has been against my will.
April 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Everything I have learned about Kanye over the last several years has been against my will.
No way, my family is way bigger than 13' x 9'...
May 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
No way, my family is way bigger than 13' x 9'...
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Facebook allegedly detected when teen girls deleted selfies so it could serve them beauty ads
Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty Ads
A recent tell-all by a Facebook insider reveals the insidious nature of Facebook's advertising empire, and the dangerous consequences.
futurism.com
May 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Facebook allegedly detected when teen girls deleted selfies so it could serve them beauty ads
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what idiot called it Popemobile instead of Miracle Whip
April 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
what idiot called it Popemobile instead of Miracle Whip
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We were so poor in the eighties mama had to wash my jeans in acid.
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
We were so poor in the eighties mama had to wash my jeans in acid.
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*yelling into glory hole* GIVE ME MY CHILI DOG BACK, YOU SCOUNDREL
March 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*yelling into glory hole* GIVE ME MY CHILI DOG BACK, YOU SCOUNDREL
We passed a Golden Corral on the interstate, and my wife said,"Look...a "Y'all'd've Garden."
February 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We passed a Golden Corral on the interstate, and my wife said,"Look...a "Y'all'd've Garden."