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It takes a Wine Mom to actually firebomb a Walmart.
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 14, 2026 at 6:49 AM
It takes a Wine Mom to actually firebomb a Walmart.
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that’s a wine mom imo. we count those
KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
that’s a wine mom imo. we count those
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The problem of columns not being wide enough in spreadsheets wouldn’t be solved until the computer age.
The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name.
The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.
It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”.
It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The problem of columns not being wide enough in spreadsheets wouldn’t be solved until the computer age.
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Protests, because of the lower levels of force allowable, always tend to regress to things prominent in premodern warfare. Shield walls, projectile throwing, and musicians to keep the march tempo + organize action
Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...
By Julianne Le
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Protests, because of the lower levels of force allowable, always tend to regress to things prominent in premodern warfare. Shield walls, projectile throwing, and musicians to keep the march tempo + organize action
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TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.
TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
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oh did the basketball-playing dog dunk on your head for once
are you complaining to the refs now
are you complaining to the refs now
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
oh did the basketball-playing dog dunk on your head for once
are you complaining to the refs now
are you complaining to the refs now
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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The first option is the only way if we want to save the republic. And it has to involve real consequences for all of these assholes.
Th future is basically:
1. Some sort of wide-ranging tribunal to credibly sort through the crime spree
2. We see a sort of Nixon style forgive-and-forget policy
3. We never get the chance to pursue the first two options
1. Some sort of wide-ranging tribunal to credibly sort through the crime spree
2. We see a sort of Nixon style forgive-and-forget policy
3. We never get the chance to pursue the first two options
Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The first option is the only way if we want to save the republic. And it has to involve real consequences for all of these assholes.
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Entirely possible he didn’t know he shat himself, and everyone knew that he did and acted accordingly because this isn’t the first time it’s happened
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Entirely possible he didn’t know he shat himself, and everyone knew that he did and acted accordingly because this isn’t the first time it’s happened
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Again, this is the sort of thing that a year or two from now we are just going to get a constant stream of "everybody knew..." anecdotes.
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Again, this is the sort of thing that a year or two from now we are just going to get a constant stream of "everybody knew..." anecdotes.
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Lmao i missed this, at 0:33 i think Trump shits himself
You can hear the wet fart and the lady in green behind gives a look
You can hear the wet fart and the lady in green behind gives a look
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Lmao i missed this, at 0:33 i think Trump shits himself
You can hear the wet fart and the lady in green behind gives a look
You can hear the wet fart and the lady in green behind gives a look
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Conspiracy theorists are paranoid reactionaries looking for a strongman to protect them and I have been fully validated in this belief.
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Conspiracy theorists are paranoid reactionaries looking for a strongman to protect them and I have been fully validated in this belief.
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Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
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The Iraq War and Bush's economic crash got held against the GOP for exactly one election, was forgotten by the next election, and the election after that they got to run as the outsider candidate taking down The Establishment responsible for all those bad things.
Do we remember that in the aftermath of the Bush years there was a genre of commentary that boiled down to "Welp, the American Conservative Movement really overreached this time damaging the country in irreparable ways. It's clear that the GOP will be in the wilderness for the next 20 years."
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 PM
The Iraq War and Bush's economic crash got held against the GOP for exactly one election, was forgotten by the next election, and the election after that they got to run as the outsider candidate taking down The Establishment responsible for all those bad things.
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Once you start noticing it you can't stop: when the real Trump falters and is incapable of defending his administration (more and more frequent) the actual Trump is "subbed out" of news coverage for an invented, imaginary, often explicitly hypothetical version of Trump who is reasonable and cogent
A few hours ago the msm unquestioningly repeated the White House spin that Trump had changed his “tone.”
Um, holy shit? This has gotta be up there in the most crass & worse things Trump has ever said
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Once you start noticing it you can't stop: when the real Trump falters and is incapable of defending his administration (more and more frequent) the actual Trump is "subbed out" of news coverage for an invented, imaginary, often explicitly hypothetical version of Trump who is reasonable and cogent
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Broke: Britain is a two party political system
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
January 27, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Broke: Britain is a two party political system
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
Woke: Britain is now a two bloc, multiparty system
Bespoke: Britain is a one party system and that party is Nimbyism.
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organized, unseen, unpaid labor acting rapidly and effectively? yeah that'd be women
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
organized, unseen, unpaid labor acting rapidly and effectively? yeah that'd be women
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hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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we should vaccinate your kids at gunpoint
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
we should vaccinate your kids at gunpoint
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If you don't vaccinate your children you are committing child abuse.
January 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If you don't vaccinate your children you are committing child abuse.
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some kid on my flight is reading shelby foote's civil war book and i want to tell him to throw that shit in the trash
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
some kid on my flight is reading shelby foote's civil war book and i want to tell him to throw that shit in the trash
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again