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Spooky Jess
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Hobbit hole cryptid. Born too late to make a living as a matte painter. At least 40% cringe. Makes art that rarely gets posted. Jess 35 she/her
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This old dumbass kidnapped another country's president and has no idea what to do next, and is apparently planning similar future actions in other countries. Anything other than "Holy shit get him out of there" helps ~normalize~ it bsky.app/profile/apne...
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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the conceit at the core of this statement is that Schumer and his cadre believe they were elected to feel things, not do things
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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it is absolutely insane that Reuters are quoting an LLM as an official comment
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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I wrote about Grok's CSAM problem and how journalists keep fumbling the story

www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...
Grok Can't Apologize. Grok Isn't Sentient. So Why Do Headlines Keep Saying It Did?
Elon Musk’s chatbot has been “undressing” women and children in public. Journalists are letting xAI off the hook by pretending the bot is responsible.
www.readtpa.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Utagawa Hiroshige, New Year’s Eve Foxfires, 1857
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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a path unseen

last post of 2025!
thanks so much for all the support this year❤️

#art
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don't really do new years resolutions bc all year long I'm trying to improve myself and failing and picking myself up to try again endlessly, so what difference does a thing I pick in Jan make? But this is a big one I've recently set my sights on and will continue to throw myself at.
Fellow autistic people I know it's hard but please you have to learn how to have a conversation. You have to ask questions and show interest in others instead of just talking about yourself. Believe me, I know it's tough. It took me years of practice and a lot of awkward encounters but you gotta
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Reposting this with alt text.

Delete your Twitter. Now.
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I feel like there's absolutely no lock on that door
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.

Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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sometimes... sometimes anime isn't a mistake
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
*me shaking myself* PLEASE JUST FINISH ONE OF YOUR GOOD IDEA PIECES AND MAKE IT POSTABLE!!!
me: what if I started another 3/4 profile and only half rendered it?
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Holiday woodchuck, colored over a scan of the riso print
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I love it whenever I see beautiful, stunning human-made art like this and it genuinely makes me happy that I'm still alive
Serial Experiments Soprano
YouTube video by MisterKB
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Because Seuss hated merchandising, and strictly limited it. His widow turned on the firehose two years after he died.
The Grinch didn’t used to be all over the place at Christmas. It was a book and a tv special and that was it. He wasn’t a co-headliner with Santa.
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social

I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM