Spooky Banjo
@spookybanjo.bsky.social
Demisexual Twitter exile, and Prince of a Thousand Enemies. He/Him & 3?, ACAB.
If someone did this to my grandmother, I would express my dissatisfaction to them with a cheese grater.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If someone did this to my grandmother, I would express my dissatisfaction to them with a cheese grater.
I think a lot about how in his 2020 web page, Buttigieg didn’t mention anything about nonbinary folks.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think a lot about how in his 2020 web page, Buttigieg didn’t mention anything about nonbinary folks.
Kind of feel this is the least interesting thing any of these actors could do.
Ruben Fleischer says they’re looking at making ‘ZOMBIELAND 3’ for 2029.
“We’re starting to talk about that”
(Source: Deadline)
“We’re starting to talk about that”
(Source: Deadline)
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Kind of feel this is the least interesting thing any of these actors could do.
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective
YouTube video by Noah Caldwell-Gervais
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November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
I got an ad for a crypto trading app that literally said all you need to do is download to app to become super rich, trust me bro.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I got an ad for a crypto trading app that literally said all you need to do is download to app to become super rich, trust me bro.
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What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
I think it should be legal to shoot cops in self defense.
If they use lethal force where their regulations don’t call for it, people should be able to protect themselves.
If they use lethal force where their regulations don’t call for it, people should be able to protect themselves.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I think it should be legal to shoot cops in self defense.
If they use lethal force where their regulations don’t call for it, people should be able to protect themselves.
If they use lethal force where their regulations don’t call for it, people should be able to protect themselves.
Looks like a Kobalt screw driver, even as a Lowe’s guy that’s sad.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Looks like a Kobalt screw driver, even as a Lowe’s guy that’s sad.
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I got brought back this afternoon only to learn they're basically prepping to fully dismantle our program and terminate all the contracts. Newly minted project manager with excellent communication & collaboration skills seeks help.
It's over for now but I can't log on until I get my Start Work Order. It took them 6 hours to send out the stop work orders so I will probably continue to not get paid today 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I got brought back this afternoon only to learn they're basically prepping to fully dismantle our program and terminate all the contracts. Newly minted project manager with excellent communication & collaboration skills seeks help.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
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who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
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photos and videos.
"There is a lot more." Rep. Garcia shares the DOJ is hoarding files from federal Epstein investigations. "Photographs, possibly videos, they have information we need to actually bring justice to the survivors and to implicate the wealthy and powerful men that abused and raped children and women."
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
photos and videos.
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deepak chopra sending the most Michael Scott-ass email possible
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
deepak chopra sending the most Michael Scott-ass email possible
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“Sometimes he gets bad advice” oh okay that explains it
REPUBLICAN REP. MASSIE: “I vote with my party 91% of the time… But when they're protecting pedophiles, blowing our budget, starting wars overseas — I'm sorry, I can't go along with that.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“Sometimes he gets bad advice” oh okay that explains it
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“I think the reason we don’t make those distinctions is because it’s really hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile.”
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“I think the reason we don’t make those distinctions is because it’s really hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile.”
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
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