Brandon Schatz
@soupytoasterson.bsky.social
Owner of Variant Edition Graphic Novels + Comics. Columnist at The Beat. Writer behind The Indirect Market. Shuster Award Winner for Best Comic Shop in Canada, and Eisner nominated comics journalist. The French Fries Player.
Hell yeah youtu.be/fYc3x3LgEJs?...
Robyn and David Byrne: Dancing On My Own (Live) | SNL50: The Homecoming Concert
YouTube video by Peacock
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November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hell yeah youtu.be/fYc3x3LgEJs?...
Holy heck god damn is this book a fascinating read. The prologue hits the term “unalive” hard and compares it to so many ways we’ve softened words around death - including “deceased”.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Holy heck god damn is this book a fascinating read. The prologue hits the term “unalive” hard and compares it to so many ways we’ve softened words around death - including “deceased”.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
Okay, let’s go.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Okay, let’s go.
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Got a thing I need to write about Brazilian money, DC (Comics)’s transformative last year, and why Marvel is struggling to find buzz.m
Please bug me to make this happen.
Please bug me to make this happen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Got a thing I need to write about Brazilian money, DC (Comics)’s transformative last year, and why Marvel is struggling to find buzz.m
Please bug me to make this happen.
Please bug me to make this happen.
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In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
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everyone stop being an evil piece of shit challenge oh my god
September 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
everyone stop being an evil piece of shit challenge oh my god
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(Seeing a vanity plate CK DCR8R)
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
(Seeing a vanity plate CK DCR8R)
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't consult their pets when making important life decisions.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't consult their pets when making important life decisions.
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
About half the true crime podcasts trailers I hear have the narrator going “but what if this is about ME?” and it really keeps me away from the genre.
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
About half the true crime podcasts trailers I hear have the narrator going “but what if this is about ME?” and it really keeps me away from the genre.
Moulin Rouge is a garbage banger. It is NOT GOOD but fuck does it still hit.
To be fair, most of my experience with it was watching it a few times on a marching band bus as a teen. So.
To be fair, most of my experience with it was watching it a few times on a marching band bus as a teen. So.
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Moulin Rouge is a garbage banger. It is NOT GOOD but fuck does it still hit.
To be fair, most of my experience with it was watching it a few times on a marching band bus as a teen. So.
To be fair, most of my experience with it was watching it a few times on a marching band bus as a teen. So.
I don't get this. Why does Spider-Man have his jeans and sneaks on but superhero top?? Why is Gwen looking straight at camera? Why is Harry's hand... under his laptop? Why is MJ reading like if the book touches her bare skin, she'll die. Who free balls a book and sits like that.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don't get this. Why does Spider-Man have his jeans and sneaks on but superhero top?? Why is Gwen looking straight at camera? Why is Harry's hand... under his laptop? Why is MJ reading like if the book touches her bare skin, she'll die. Who free balls a book and sits like that.
An outstanding run, and an appropriate button. I’m so excited to get the collection of this into people’s hands.
Here’s my and @matlopes.bsky.social back cover for BATMAN & ROBIN: YEAR ONE #12.
I felt like we needed just one more smiling image of B&R in their tweaked costumes to put a button on the issue/series. Thanks for letting me squeeze it in there @amarino2814.bsky.social @roblevin.bsky.social @dc.com
I felt like we needed just one more smiling image of B&R in their tweaked costumes to put a button on the issue/series. Thanks for letting me squeeze it in there @amarino2814.bsky.social @roblevin.bsky.social @dc.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
An outstanding run, and an appropriate button. I’m so excited to get the collection of this into people’s hands.
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POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
Popped this on as an audio book and I’m screaming through it. This is great stuff.
between dept q and the residence i was really craving some high qual mystery solvin' and wow, stephen spotwood's pentecost and parker series is T R E M E N D O U S stuff. 40s NYC, the best detective in america finds herself a new assistant from...the circus???? it happens!
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Popped this on as an audio book and I’m screaming through it. This is great stuff.
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
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I WILL WALK 2,000 MILES AND
IIIII WILL WALK 2,000 MORE
JUST SEE THE POO POO POINT AND PEE PEE ISLE
AND FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
(hi i am a business man and i own a business)
IIIII WILL WALK 2,000 MORE
JUST SEE THE POO POO POINT AND PEE PEE ISLE
AND FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
(hi i am a business man and i own a business)
October 31, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I WILL WALK 2,000 MILES AND
IIIII WILL WALK 2,000 MORE
JUST SEE THE POO POO POINT AND PEE PEE ISLE
AND FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
(hi i am a business man and i own a business)
IIIII WILL WALK 2,000 MORE
JUST SEE THE POO POO POINT AND PEE PEE ISLE
AND FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
(hi i am a business man and i own a business)
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post you from a different era
March 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
post you from a different era
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Batman is cold as FUCK
March 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Batman is cold as FUCK