Brandon Schatz
@soupytoasterson.bsky.social
Owner of Variant Edition Graphic Novels + Comics. Columnist at The Beat. Writer behind The Indirect Market. Shuster Award Winner for Best Comic Shop in Canada, and Eisner nominated comics journalist. The French Fries Player.
I listen to this song a lot, and did not realize the CD cover was a deer threatening to crop dust a rabbit.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I listen to this song a lot, and did not realize the CD cover was a deer threatening to crop dust a rabbit.
This might be the whitest thing I’ve ever heard. open.spotify.com/track/4I36FF...
Must Be the Country
open.spotify.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This might be the whitest thing I’ve ever heard. open.spotify.com/track/4I36FF...
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[reunited with a friend I haven’t seen since we were babies]
Me: You still into peekaboo?
Me: You still into peekaboo?
November 22, 2023 at 5:20 PM
[reunited with a friend I haven’t seen since we were babies]
Me: You still into peekaboo?
Me: You still into peekaboo?
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A wild week passed, a wild week awaits. G’noght folks.
July 10, 2023 at 5:04 AM
A wild week passed, a wild week awaits. G’noght folks.
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Send me your PDFs or some such, and I’ll pitch your book.
August 6, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Send me your PDFs or some such, and I’ll pitch your book.
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A reminder, from my phone memories, that Grant Morrison’s co-creator on Proctor Valley Road looks like a Daddy version of Macaulay Culkin
November 12, 2023 at 5:53 PM
A reminder, from my phone memories, that Grant Morrison’s co-creator on Proctor Valley Road looks like a Daddy version of Macaulay Culkin
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Ireland, please, you’re making me blush.
August 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Ireland, please, you’re making me blush.
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The kids are calling it skibbity rizz
No one has heard from this man’s family in days.
August 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
The kids are calling it skibbity rizz
My little Columbo.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My little Columbo.
Hell yeah youtu.be/fYc3x3LgEJs?...
Robyn and David Byrne: Dancing On My Own (Live) | SNL50: The Homecoming Concert
YouTube video by Peacock
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hell yeah youtu.be/fYc3x3LgEJs?...
Holy heck god damn is this book a fascinating read. The prologue hits the term “unalive” hard and compares it to so many ways we’ve softened words around death - including “deceased”.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Holy heck god damn is this book a fascinating read. The prologue hits the term “unalive” hard and compares it to so many ways we’ve softened words around death - including “deceased”.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
Just a little ways through and fascinated.
Okay, let’s go.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Okay, let’s go.
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Got a thing I need to write about Brazilian money, DC (Comics)’s transformative last year, and why Marvel is struggling to find buzz.m
Please bug me to make this happen.
Please bug me to make this happen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Got a thing I need to write about Brazilian money, DC (Comics)’s transformative last year, and why Marvel is struggling to find buzz.m
Please bug me to make this happen.
Please bug me to make this happen.
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In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little."
Yes, really.
Yes, really.
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everyone stop being an evil piece of shit challenge oh my god
September 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
everyone stop being an evil piece of shit challenge oh my god
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(Seeing a vanity plate CK DCR8R)
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
(Seeing a vanity plate CK DCR8R)
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
"*Who's* a cock dick rater?"
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't consult their pets when making important life decisions.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't consult their pets when making important life decisions.
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[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font