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Morgan (they\them)
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can't even so I've got to be odd

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my partner just lost their medicaid coverage, so our lives are about to get WAY more expensive, if you can afford to give once, even a little, please do, if you can afford to give monthly you are a miracle and I love you, thank you so much
I'm queer, visibly trans, invisibly disabled, largely unable to work, trying to get by on less than $50\mo, & not succeeding, please help me

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what a fun idea

can we try it?
February 19, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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Constant requests for clarification. Requests to have instructions sent in writing. Malicious compliance. Feigned incompetence. The kind of thing that already grinds any institution to a halt if not actively avoided, but used as a tool to defend the vulnerable.

And given how hard it is to /
February 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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I wish more people understood the utter power, in any system with institutional inertia, of the magic words,

"Fuck you, make me."
February 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
this was me yesterday but consuming nearly a whole pineapple in one go
i love salt and vinegar chips i love how they exfoliate my mouth
February 19, 2026 at 6:27 AM
made a to-do list for the day

but then I to-didn't

I'm blaming it on the weather

or something
February 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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I still need to get a ramp to get my wheelchair in & out of my home

it's about $60, & I haven't gotten any donations towards it yet

(or the other things I suddenly need but this is what I'm focusing on at the moment)

please help if you can, money is so tight right now for my family

thank you 💙
I'm queer, visibly trans, invisibly disabled, largely unable to work, trying to get by on less than $50\mo, & not succeeding, please help me

patreon: patreon.com/SoupGargoyle
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/soupgargoyle
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cashapp: cash.app/$oupGargoyle
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February 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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OH MY GOD??
February 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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This is a good thread. There is a huge difference between "the court system is still able to provide some positive outcomes in some cases" and "the court system is capable of providing due process and the system is fair."
I'm not trying to add snark. I keep hearing versions of this and think it's useful to consider.

Let's assume for the sake of argument that it is true that the lower courts are working. That forcing lawyers for immigrants to prove 4,400 times that the .gov breaking the law is the system working. +
February 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I still need to get a ramp to get my wheelchair in & out of my home

it's about $60, & I haven't gotten any donations towards it yet

(or the other things I suddenly need but this is what I'm focusing on at the moment)

please help if you can, money is so tight right now for my family

thank you 💙
I'm queer, visibly trans, invisibly disabled, largely unable to work, trying to get by on less than $50\mo, & not succeeding, please help me

patreon: patreon.com/SoupGargoyle
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/soupgargoyle
PayPal: paypal.me/SoupGargoyle
cashapp: cash.app/$oupGargoyle
Venmo: venmo.com/u/SoupGargoyle
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February 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
not on Twitter, no
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
can't wait for the fifth book, I read the first four in the last week or two, they're queer and exciting and I like them
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies. 
 
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York. 
 
 Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. But it’s also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Roses are red
Citation is fine
Bringing this back
Although it's not mine

bsky.app/profile/aedw...
roses are red
a deep pit's a chasm
hear fun language facts
at lingthusiasm
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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This thread had me progressively cackling
February 15, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are grue
In Ancient Egyptian,
Pashto, and Zulu

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue%E2...
Blue–green distinction in language - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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There are only 130 siheks left in the world. Three of them share a bachelor pad at the Oregon Zoo.
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
candy shrinkflation

it's no longer a fun size at all

😔
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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If you’re a Kat person, bring a t-shirt to upcycle to our office tonight at 5PM and we’ll turn it into custom merch!

You can join our phone bank bingo night too :)
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM