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Morgan (they\them)
@soupgargoyle.bsky.social
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can't even so I've got to be odd

https://lnk.bio/SoupGargoyle

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soupgargoyle.bsky.social
moon raccoon says you did a great job!
The combination of raccoon and moon emojis makes a raccoon sitting in the curve of a crescent moon sticker
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
I just got rickrolled by a mobile game 😅
a level in a mobile phone puzzle game lain out in the shape of a QR code, which if you scan it leads to the official music video on YouTube of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
you can have one of mine
a bowl of mixed spiral pasta, chicken chunks, and vegetables, one piece of pasta is held in a spoon over the bowl
October 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
excellent choice!
caption says "pardon me while I sip on my very reasonably sized cold brew" over a large fish bowl full of iced coffee with a straw in it
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?

(Adderall shortage my beloathed)
caption says "pardon me while I sip on my very reasonably sized cold brew" over a picture of a pretty big fishbowl full of what looks like ice, cold brew coffee, and cream, and a hand is holding a straw that is partially submerged in the coffee
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
also it's so funny to watch this years later and see the things that would become memes we use today go by on the screen

I've already gotten to relive such hits as "we've got Dodgson here! ... see? nobody cares"
the "see? nobody cares" meme but the first panel says "first! hey everyone, he got first comment!"
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
if you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
picture of what looks like part of a textbook page maybe or video game dialog with an unimpressed looking older person next to a text box that says: O.G. San I will break all the light bulbs in your home with my hand
September 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
(cat tax included as an added bonus)
(he's not our cat, he's just here a lot)
an orange and white cat curled up on his back in a very cute and funny position with his curled up paws going every which way sleeping in a pile of laundry and throw pillows
September 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
I did the quick one, I only missed the Sweden question
(a screenshot of my results) 94% You got 19 out of 20 questions correct (Weighted score: 25.6/27.2) Fact-Check Champion Excellent! Your knowledge could cure a Facebook comments section.
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
sometimes he looks like a rotisserie chicken
an orange and white cat curled up on a light grey blanket, their head is not visible
July 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
this is Frank, he does not care for parties, thank you
a tuxedo cat sitting back on his butt like a person, looking at the camera in a not impressed kind of way
April 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
well the hell with them

Frank says hi
a black and white tuxedo cat partially on his back and partially curled up like a croissant looking up at the camera
April 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity is your therapist.

...I'm pretty sure we'd be hunting each other within two hours tbh

for mental health reasons
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, the added captions say "oh, you added a new AI feature? impressive. very nice." and "now, show me how I disable it."
April 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
Leverage
“your sex life is now called the last thing you watched. What’s the title?”
April 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
neither of these is officially my cat but they do be in my house fighting over my lap every day
an orange and white cat sleeping curled up tightly in a ball in someone's lap a black and white tuxedo cat on a cushion in a sunbeam partially rolled over on his back, one paw is curled
March 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
yes
an orange and white cat curled up on someone's chest
March 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
she remembers, that was mostly queer people, and she did that on purpose
(the first section of the article referred to in the previous post) Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has fired more than 100 intelligence officers from 15 agencies for using a government chat platform for discussions that included topics like polyamory, gender transition surgery and politics. “I put out a directive today that they all will be terminated and their security clearances will be revoked,” Gabbard told Fox News on Tuesday.
March 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
a photo of the protagonist team, the average joes, from the movie dodgeball
March 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
this one

(second row, right side)
the same picture as above but the purplish one in the second row on the right is circled in red
March 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
well I'm not that close but here's some silly sleepy cat pictures
a tuxedo cat sprawled out mostly on his back but half propped up on some pillows sleeping in the sun, he looks very silly an orange and white cat sleeping fully extended across someone's arms, with his paws curled up and the top of his head smooshed into the couch cushion
March 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
(with alt text)
(page header removed for space & clarity) "Yeah, I want it all, that's why I strive for it / Diss me, you'll never hear a reply for it." - Drake, "Successful" Plaintiff, one of the most successful recording artists of all time, lost a rap battle that he provoked and in which he willingly participated. Instead of accepting the loss like the unbothered rap artist he often claims to be, he has sued his own record label in a misguided attempt to salve his wounds. Plaintiff's Complaint is utterly without merit and should be dismissed with prejudice. INTRODUCTION In the spring of 2024, two of the most popular recording artists in the world, Kendrick Lamar ("Lamar") and Aubrey Drake Graham ("Drake" or "Plaintiff") engaged in a high-profile rap battle. Over the course of approximately two months, they exchanged increasingly vitriolic and incendiary "diss tracks," sometimes responding within hours of each other. Drake encouraged the feud. For example, when he felt that Lamar was taking too long to respond, Drake released a second recording in which he goaded Lamar to continue the public rap battle. Lamar did just that, and collectively Drake and Lamar released a total of nine tracks taking aim at each other. Multiple commentators declared Lamar to be the "winner" of the battle. "Not Like Us-"the penultimate track in the feud-is the subject of the Complaint. The recording and music video were released by Lamar, through defendant UMG, on May 4, 2024. "Not Like Us" was a massive commercial and artistic success. The record was the best-selling rap recording of 2024 and won the Grammy Award for Record of the Year, and the accompanying music video won the Grammy Award for Best Music Video. The song "Not Like Us" won the Grammy Award for Song of the Year and has become a ubiquitous cultural phenomenon-among other things, Lamar performed the song at the 2025 Superbowl halftime show to a record audience and "Saturday Night Live" parodied it in its recent 50th anniversary special
March 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
No cheating, post the most recent photo of your pet!

(not actually my pet, he lives next door, but he spends most of the day here sleeping on me, and this is the most recent little guy picture I've taken)
an orange and white cat curled up sleeping in my lap
March 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
☺️
one buttery spiral noodle in a spoon, gently framed by a soft blue and white scarf in the background
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
this is my buddy Dave, he is a large, cold man who enjoys reading gay romance novels

we're hanging out at the pool under the full moon

he's moonbathing in the nude

I'm wearing my raspberry beret and my sunglasses at night

#acnh
my animal crossing new horizons character, wearing a snazzy white and raspberry outfit including beret and matching sunglasses, standing on the coastal rocks next to a fake version of Michelangelo's David who is holding a book and the statue is like three times taller than my character, on the other side is a small swimming pool, in the sky is a full moon peeking out from behind the clouds
March 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
soupgargoyle.bsky.social
right now
my animal crossing new horizons character standing next to wheat crops, gardening equipment, and a lamp post hung with the progress pride flag
March 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM