E. H. Lupton
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E. H. Lupton
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Author (Dionysus in Wisconsin, 2023; Old Time Religion, 2024; Troth, 2024; Lazarus, Home from the War, 2025), poet, podcaster (Ask a Medievalist), pansexual, psychopomp. She/they.
Website: http://ehlupton.com
Books: http://ehlupton.com/links/
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Lazarus, Home from the War is out today! An ex-pilot with PTSD meets a Jewish neurologist who can't help him. I am now open for cross-examination.

Most sites: books2read.com/u/b5G6vR

Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...

Itch: xanthippe42.itch.io/lazarus-home...

#booksky
Here is a thing I should probably mention here. If you're in the Twin Cities, come see me interview MA Wardell on stage next week, 11/18! Tickets and preorders here: tropesandtrifles.com/events/37518...
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Reposted by E. H. Lupton
Blog Entry: You Need to Start a Blog.
You Need to Start a Blog.
You need to start writing a blog. Yes, you -- the person who is reading this right now, either on my blog or a syndicated version on one of the websites I distribute this to. You need to go out, find some web space or a blog host, and start writing a blog. And you need to do it now. I talked about this back in March in my post about being an internet cockroach, but we're siloing our internet into these social media black holes. Like I literally made a video about this today, and if you don't follow me on the specific platforms here I post those, you'd have no idea that I said anything about this. We're putting too much content into these black holes that cannot be archived, cannot be searched, and cannot be found years later. One of the reasons the web has, frankly, become worse is that we're feeding everything into these centralized platforms that hide from the light of day. One of the things that used to make the internet so useful was that people posted their random thoughts to blogs on the public web -- be it on their own sites, LiveJournal, Blogger, etc. Your friends would either just visit your blog or subscribe to your site's RSS feed (here's mine!). This made it easy to find information, let the sites get archived by services like Archive.org, and kept our platforms diversified -- in case one site went down. Blogging is the easiest thing to do out of any of these things too. You just post whatever you're thinking the same way a lot of folks use platforms like BlueSky. Just... do that thing on a blog like this one. You can self host like I do if you have the money, or use a dedicated blog platform. There are a bunch still out there. Heck, if you have an old TRHOnline account, you could even do it here (but maybe don't, my software is terrible). Between services like Blogger, Wordpress.com, Pillowfort.social, and a bunch more I've never heard of... there's a place you can put it. Importantly the first steps in building a better online experience for everyone has to come from us. We need to refracture into the smaller communities the internet used to be driven by instead of the outrage and algorithm driven centralized platforms we have today. And the easiest way to do that... is to start a blog. And it can be about anything. Whatever you're thinking. Just do it. And tell me about it when you do. Also, remember, you can pre-order Buried Memories, the fourth book in my contemporary fantasy series the Mia Graves Saga, out December 15th 2025.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
This should be true until the 17th, so you have three to four more days depending on your time zone right now.
Dionysus in Wisconsin is 40% off on Kobo until November 17th with the code NOVEMBER40! (In AU, CA, NZ, UK, US.) If you like books about guys walking around with a god in their head, academia, Shakespeare jokes, and magic, you should check it out.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Skill issue, David.

I need a flowchart that says "character(s) is/are having sex; is it fun?" And if you say "yes, everyone has a good time" the book is worthless, and if you say "no, everyone hates it" you get to win a literary prize.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm aware this is a very niche thought, but I don't know in what direction.

You can read "The Nose" here if you're curious: www.gla.ac.uk/0t4/crcees/f...
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Guys, is there a more or less straight (ha) line from Gogol's "The Nose" to certain erotic works by Chuck Tingle?
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
From up on my roof yesterday.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TWO MORE DAYS to apply!
Wholehearted Writers Week applications close 1 week from today (11/12)! Write in good company Jan 12–16, supported by 4 kind, skillful editors/writing coaches + 8 writers across genres offering hour-long sessions on the process from idea through publication. wholeheartedwriters.weebly.com/apply.html
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sometimes your brain goes "I will create a focus so hyper," and then five days later you've finished a quilt.

This is a hand-tied panel quilt for my 4yo. It has a bunch of problems but it is done. And for a 4yo. The back is a repurposed crib sheet. (Actually, everything here was in my stash.)
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sturgeon Bay, WI.
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dionysus in Wisconsin is 40% off on Kobo until November 17th with the code NOVEMBER40! (In AU, CA, NZ, UK, US.) If you like books about guys walking around with a god in their head, academia, Shakespeare jokes, and magic, you should check it out.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Reposted by E. H. Lupton
Wholehearted Writers Week applications close 1 week from today (11/12)! Write in good company Jan 12–16, supported by 4 kind, skillful editors/writing coaches + 8 writers across genres offering hour-long sessions on the process from idea through publication. wholeheartedwriters.weebly.com/apply.html
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I decided (why?) to hand-tie this quilt and discover that they are generally finished with square knots. The part of me that is interested in knots is a little dismayed. Isn't there anything better?

Still, we have a very old hand-tied quilt my husband's grandmother made, so maybe it's fine.
I spent a lot of today working on an emergency quilt on the floor of my office, and my back is like "hey...what were you thinking?"
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We decided to podcast last night to distract my co-host from the VA election returns. Then they called all the VA elections before we got started, and we spent too long talking about politics before we actually hit record.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Reposted by E. H. Lupton
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November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I spent a lot of today working on an emergency quilt on the floor of my office, and my back is like "hey...what were you thinking?"
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is in Middleton, maybe two miles from here. Homemade artisanal stuff.
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ok so you can put rice, lentils, and a chopped potato or sweet potato and cook them in the rice cooker. Put in 1/2 c. each of rice and lentils and 2 c. water. Put in your potato if you want. Put in some seasoning. Start rice cooker. Wander off, come back when it's done.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Had to explain Dick Cheney to the 8yo, so I got to deploy my favorite fact that he was one of two sitting VPs to have shot someone in the face while in office.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
André looking cute this morning.
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The 8yo and I walk by the open door of the bathroom.

Me: (to 4yo) why do you have hand cream on your stomach? You're about to take a bath!

8yo: why does he have hand cream on his STOMACH? It's for hands!

Me: that part is fine.

8yo: If he dies—

Me: from hand cream???

8yo: —don't blame me.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you like word puzzle games, this is going to take up too much of your time:

www.merriam-webster.com/games/reunion
Reunion, a Daily Word Game | Merriam Webster
The right words bring them together: unscramble words in as few moves as possible.
www.merriam-webster.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Driving into small town, Wisconsin (Washington County) we spotted a restored Model A Ford with a penny farthing on the back.
November 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They're playing Ke$ha in the weight room suddenly. I may need to switch gyms.
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM