Solarsmith
@solarsmith.bsky.social
The Space Age Mage - he/hers, somewhere in the American Midwest. Lover of space science, creative endeavors, occultism/theology, ancient history, cats, shitposts, and more.
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I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
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I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
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They need a “‘Merican” name…. Like Freedom Fries! - “John Deere presents ‘The Lopper’”
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They need a “‘Merican” name…. Like Freedom Fries! - “John Deere presents ‘The Lopper’”
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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The same people who are telling you to bootstrap it are the same people telling you that empathy is a sin and starting meme wars with the pope. From their “winter” homes.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The same people who are telling you to bootstrap it are the same people telling you that empathy is a sin and starting meme wars with the pope. From their “winter” homes.
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
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We gotta revive the ‘80s style family sitcom so we can have Very Special Episodes about sports gambling apps and letting AI talk you into eating a handgun and whatever else this evil ass culture is doing to kids. People my age still cut up plastic rings to save sea life, that shit 100% worked
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We gotta revive the ‘80s style family sitcom so we can have Very Special Episodes about sports gambling apps and letting AI talk you into eating a handgun and whatever else this evil ass culture is doing to kids. People my age still cut up plastic rings to save sea life, that shit 100% worked
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They're gonna French Toast his ass
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They're gonna French Toast his ass
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I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
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Maybe today you’re fighting the feeling of not being worthy. You know your dick is calling you, but you feel like a stranger. You don’t look like you fit. You have weaknesses. This is the beauty of our dicks. While we were still strangers, our dicks, in their great mercy, chose us.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Maybe today you’re fighting the feeling of not being worthy. You know your dick is calling you, but you feel like a stranger. You don’t look like you fit. You have weaknesses. This is the beauty of our dicks. While we were still strangers, our dicks, in their great mercy, chose us.
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Something ancient and wonderful for the weekend! 🤩
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Something ancient and wonderful for the weekend! 🤩
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
The world’s oldest known sculpture of a horse!
This tiny figurine was carved from mammoth ivory by an Ice Age artist some 40,000 years ago!
📷 by me
#Archaeology
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Michigan’s 7th district has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
'The furries are coming for me!' GOP lawmaker turns heads with odd fundraising pitch
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me.""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think t...
www.rawstory.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Michigan’s 7th district has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Life goes on. A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy?"
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A rare moment of a Republican genuinely giving a damn.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A rare moment of a Republican genuinely giving a damn.
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I know my heart, I have gained power over my heart, I have gained power over my two hands and arms, I have gained power over my feet, I have gained the power to do what pleaseth my Ka. (BDB)
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I know my heart, I have gained power over my heart, I have gained power over my two hands and arms, I have gained power over my feet, I have gained the power to do what pleaseth my Ka. (BDB)
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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I give you the uraeus placed on your forehead; it spits its flame against your enemies. (OGC)
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I give you the uraeus placed on your forehead; it spits its flame against your enemies. (OGC)
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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I am the son, Seth, who clears the turbulence of the storm circling within the horizon of the sky, like the crooked god. (BDQ)
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I am the son, Seth, who clears the turbulence of the storm circling within the horizon of the sky, like the crooked god. (BDQ)
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HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
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me: Adonis make a cute face, everyone at work is sending family pictures to the group chat
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
me: Adonis make a cute face, everyone at work is sending family pictures to the group chat
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Shout out to everyone getting the rolling chair at dinner tonight you’re the real ones
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Shout out to everyone getting the rolling chair at dinner tonight you’re the real ones
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Hence rejoice in your heart! Forgetfulness profits you, follow your heart as long as you live. Put myrrh on your head, dress in fine linen, anoint yourself with oils fit for a god. (Song from the Tomb of King Intef) (ALL)
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Hence rejoice in your heart! Forgetfulness profits you, follow your heart as long as you live. Put myrrh on your head, dress in fine linen, anoint yourself with oils fit for a god. (Song from the Tomb of King Intef) (ALL)