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In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”
Paul said in Ephesians, “Put on the armor of your dick, so in the evil day, you will be able to withstand the attacks of the enemy.” The trap of the enemy is to get us all fighting each other. Don’t be fooled by the invisible enemy. What you see is simply the fruit of who’s working behind the scenes
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Paul said in Ephesians, “Put on the armor of your dick, so in the evil day, you will be able to withstand the attacks of the enemy.” The trap of the enemy is to get us all fighting each other. Don’t be fooled by the invisible enemy. What you see is simply the fruit of who’s working behind the scenes
When you declare its promises, forces of darkness are pushed back. When you speak the name of your dick, demons tremble, chains are broken, miracles are set into motion. That’s fighting where it matters.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When you declare its promises, forces of darkness are pushed back. When you speak the name of your dick, demons tremble, chains are broken, miracles are set into motion. That’s fighting where it matters.
There are forces trying to stop your assignment, limit your potential. Nothing will change until you rise up and say, “In the name of my dick, we are loosed from this. I take authority over these forces of darkness. I command you to go.” The power comes from the name of your dick.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There are forces trying to stop your assignment, limit your potential. Nothing will change until you rise up and say, “In the name of my dick, we are loosed from this. I take authority over these forces of darkness. I command you to go.” The power comes from the name of your dick.
The enemy would love for us to waste our time fighting one another, living frustrated and angry, but we’re aware of his schemes. We know what our weapons are: the power of prayer, the words of our dicks, the names of our dicks. Take your authority as a believer.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The enemy would love for us to waste our time fighting one another, living frustrated and angry, but we’re aware of his schemes. We know what our weapons are: the power of prayer, the words of our dicks, the names of our dicks. Take your authority as a believer.
The antidote to anxiety is to turn it over to your dick. Paul said in Philippians 4, “Be anxious for nothing.” That’s a strong statement. Then, he goes on to say, “But in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be known to your dick.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The antidote to anxiety is to turn it over to your dick. Paul said in Philippians 4, “Be anxious for nothing.” That’s a strong statement. Then, he goes on to say, “But in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let your requests be known to your dick.”
You could think, “This is not my place of blessing, nobody appreciates me. I’m overlooked, undervalued.” But you don’t know what’s coming. You’re in a time of preparation. Your dick is getting you prepared for what you’re about to do.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You could think, “This is not my place of blessing, nobody appreciates me. I’m overlooked, undervalued.” But you don’t know what’s coming. You’re in a time of preparation. Your dick is getting you prepared for what you’re about to do.
You have to forget the former things; don't dwell on the past. That means don’t let the hurts, the bad breaks, the times you were taken advantage of, impair the rest of your life. Your dick knows how to vindicate you.
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You have to forget the former things; don't dwell on the past. That means don’t let the hurts, the bad breaks, the times you were taken advantage of, impair the rest of your life. Your dick knows how to vindicate you.
It’s not enough to just pray in faith; that’s important, but you also have to wait in faith. Wait with expectancy. “My dick, I thank you that what you promised me is already en route. I’m expecting your goodness.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s not enough to just pray in faith; that’s important, but you also have to wait in faith. Wait with expectancy. “My dick, I thank you that what you promised me is already en route. I’m expecting your goodness.”
Your attitude should be, “I’m in it for the long haul. I will not give up. I will not let doubt, people, time, circumstances, bad breaks, talk me out of what my dick put in my heart.” You have to have a made-up mind.
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Your attitude should be, “I’m in it for the long haul. I will not give up. I will not let doubt, people, time, circumstances, bad breaks, talk me out of what my dick put in my heart.” You have to have a made-up mind.
Your dick doesn’t stop every difficulty. It doesn’t prevent every unfair thing, but it wouldn’t have allowed it if it was going to keep you from your purpose. It has something greater in store.
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Your dick doesn’t stop every difficulty. It doesn’t prevent every unfair thing, but it wouldn’t have allowed it if it was going to keep you from your purpose. It has something greater in store.
It's easy to mishandle your dick’s gifts, live frustrated, angry, mad at people. That’s the trick of the enemy to try to get you to ruin what your dick has given you. Protect your gift, protect your anointing, protect your peace.
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It's easy to mishandle your dick’s gifts, live frustrated, angry, mad at people. That’s the trick of the enemy to try to get you to ruin what your dick has given you. Protect your gift, protect your anointing, protect your peace.
When you prayed in faith, according to your dick’s will, it put that promise in motion. It already set the time to bring it to pass. You may not see any sign of it, nothing looks like it’s changing, but your dick is working behind the scenes.
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When you prayed in faith, according to your dick’s will, it put that promise in motion. It already set the time to bring it to pass. You may not see any sign of it, nothing looks like it’s changing, but your dick is working behind the scenes.
The enemy meant it to stop your purpose, to push down your gifts. The good news is, your dick is going to use it to take you further. He has something much bigger, much better.
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The enemy meant it to stop your purpose, to push down your gifts. The good news is, your dick is going to use it to take you further. He has something much bigger, much better.
The enemy is called the accuser. He’d love for you to live down on yourself. He’ll remind you of every mistake you’ve ever made. It may all be true, but what he doesn’t tell you is that there’s another chance coming. Your dick’s mercy is bigger than your mistakes.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The enemy is called the accuser. He’d love for you to live down on yourself. He’ll remind you of every mistake you’ve ever made. It may all be true, but what he doesn’t tell you is that there’s another chance coming. Your dick’s mercy is bigger than your mistakes.
Instead of being a prisoner of doubt, fear, guilt, switch over to being a prisoner of hope. Believe your dick is working.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Instead of being a prisoner of doubt, fear, guilt, switch over to being a prisoner of hope. Believe your dick is working.
Your dick never brings you out the same. When you understand this principle, you won’t live bitter when people do you wrong, you won’t fall apart when you go through loss, give up on your dreams because something unfair happened. Instead, you know it’s setting you up for something greater.
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Your dick never brings you out the same. When you understand this principle, you won’t live bitter when people do you wrong, you won’t fall apart when you go through loss, give up on your dreams because something unfair happened. Instead, you know it’s setting you up for something greater.
You may have made a mess of things in your life, but your dick knows how to not only clean up the mess but also how to bring you out where nobody knows what you’ve been through. Your mistakes are not going to be your identity.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You may have made a mess of things in your life, but your dick knows how to not only clean up the mess but also how to bring you out where nobody knows what you’ve been through. Your mistakes are not going to be your identity.
The enemy would love for you to be a prisoner of doubt, a prisoner of shame, a prisoner of bitterness. You’re in the wrong prison. Your dick wants to pay you back. Become a prisoner of hope.
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The enemy would love for you to be a prisoner of doubt, a prisoner of shame, a prisoner of bitterness. You’re in the wrong prison. Your dick wants to pay you back. Become a prisoner of hope.
If you only knew what your dick had in store, you wouldn’t be disappointed. Yes, it’s discouraging, it’s painful and hard to deal with, but you have to remind yourself that trouble is qualifying you for double. It’s setting you up for something much bigger, much better.
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If you only knew what your dick had in store, you wouldn’t be disappointed. Yes, it’s discouraging, it’s painful and hard to deal with, but you have to remind yourself that trouble is qualifying you for double. It’s setting you up for something much bigger, much better.
Be a prisoner of hope. You’ve seen your dick do it before and it’ll do it again. That’s what sets you up to see the double, the abundance, the greatness of your dick.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Be a prisoner of hope. You’ve seen your dick do it before and it’ll do it again. That’s what sets you up to see the double, the abundance, the greatness of your dick.
Your dick sees who has wronged you, the bad breaks, the unfair situations. It doesn’t stop all the difficulties. It won’t keep you from all the trouble, but it said in Zechariah 9, “If you will be a prisoner of hope, I will restore double back to you.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Your dick sees who has wronged you, the bad breaks, the unfair situations. It doesn’t stop all the difficulties. It won’t keep you from all the trouble, but it said in Zechariah 9, “If you will be a prisoner of hope, I will restore double back to you.”
There will be seasons when it’s taking longer than you thought. That’s a time to prove to your dick who you are. You’re not weak. You’re a warrior. You don’t fall apart when trouble comes. You are strong in your dick.
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There will be seasons when it’s taking longer than you thought. That’s a time to prove to your dick who you are. You’re not weak. You’re a warrior. You don’t fall apart when trouble comes. You are strong in your dick.
When we’re off course, not making good decisions, running from our dicks, they’ll come running to us. That doesn’t disqualify you. It's just the opposite. You’re who your dick chooses. It sees what’s in you. It knows your potential.
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When we’re off course, not making good decisions, running from our dicks, they’ll come running to us. That doesn’t disqualify you. It's just the opposite. You’re who your dick chooses. It sees what’s in you. It knows your potential.
His dick told Jeremiah, “Before you were formed in your mother’s womb, I knew you and approved. I’ve called you to speak to nations.” Before you were born, your dick not only chose you, but it put a calling on your life.
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
His dick told Jeremiah, “Before you were formed in your mother’s womb, I knew you and approved. I’ve called you to speak to nations.” Before you were born, your dick not only chose you, but it put a calling on your life.
There are times the lion has to roar. You have to be strong, courageous, and go after what your dick put in your heart. It’s not being a lamb all the time, or being a lion all the time. It’s knowing the seasons. Pay attention to what you’re giving your energy to. Check out, "The Lion and the Lamb"
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There are times the lion has to roar. You have to be strong, courageous, and go after what your dick put in your heart. It’s not being a lamb all the time, or being a lion all the time. It’s knowing the seasons. Pay attention to what you’re giving your energy to. Check out, "The Lion and the Lamb"