@smoor.bsky.social
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val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning
April 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning
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How much memory could a boxcar take, Michael?
10 gigabytes?
10 gigabytes?
February 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
How much memory could a boxcar take, Michael?
10 gigabytes?
10 gigabytes?
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twitter announces vine is shutting down on october 27, 2016
Using only a singular point of pop culture, where did it all go wrong for humanity?
February 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
twitter announces vine is shutting down on october 27, 2016
I’ve talked to this guy in Central Park while I was riding my bike.
January 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’ve talked to this guy in Central Park while I was riding my bike.
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The number of total crashes during the start of congestion pricing in NYC is *even lower* than the number of crashes in the same part of Manhattan (south of 60th) during the pandemic-affected weeks in the start of January 2021 and 2022. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/01/23/c...
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The number of total crashes during the start of congestion pricing in NYC is *even lower* than the number of crashes in the same part of Manhattan (south of 60th) during the pandemic-affected weeks in the start of January 2021 and 2022. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/01/23/c...
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Alright folks, it's time to get serious and whip up 7 more votes for Universal Daylighting. Here's the game plan, come join us:
daylighting.carrd.co
daylighting.carrd.co
Universal Daylighting
Brining universal daylighting to NYC
daylighting.carrd.co
January 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Alright folks, it's time to get serious and whip up 7 more votes for Universal Daylighting. Here's the game plan, come join us:
daylighting.carrd.co
daylighting.carrd.co
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And before you can even blink, Universal Daylighting is up to 18, thank you @chiosse.bsky.social .
January 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
And before you can even blink, Universal Daylighting is up to 18, thank you @chiosse.bsky.social .
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SUBLIME GUY: I just failed my Santeria class
ME: did you practice?
SUBLIME GUY: *hangs head*
ME: did you practice?
SUBLIME GUY: *hangs head*
January 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
SUBLIME GUY: I just failed my Santeria class
ME: did you practice?
SUBLIME GUY: *hangs head*
ME: did you practice?
SUBLIME GUY: *hangs head*
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On the other hand, I have the courage to encourage the Internet to use its very worst tendencies and use this very early data to confirm all priors!
If you'd like to make yourself insane about congestion pricing data on the literal first weekday of its existence (compared to first post-NYE Monday last year)
Subway: 3,428,678 now vs. 3,303,727
LIRR: 229,503 vs. 208,960
Metro-North: 202,575 vs. 184,150
Paid crossings traffic: 792,617 vs. 844,853
Subway: 3,428,678 now vs. 3,303,727
LIRR: 229,503 vs. 208,960
Metro-North: 202,575 vs. 184,150
Paid crossings traffic: 792,617 vs. 844,853
January 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
On the other hand, I have the courage to encourage the Internet to use its very worst tendencies and use this very early data to confirm all priors!
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Car drivers commit an orgy of crime every day, yet it's bikers that get the blame somehow:
January 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Car drivers commit an orgy of crime every day, yet it's bikers that get the blame somehow:
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As social media cooks all of our brains to grey mush, the bad takes get both more prevalent and more boring.
Pour one out for the brainworm connoisseur who must subsist on thinner and thinner gruel.
Anyway, here's my annual run down of the year's worst posts.
Last year: bsky.app/profile/alex...
Pour one out for the brainworm connoisseur who must subsist on thinner and thinner gruel.
Anyway, here's my annual run down of the year's worst posts.
Last year: bsky.app/profile/alex...
Honestly, I figured that Twitter would be dead by now.
But we've survived another year of incredibly bad tweets, and here I am again, sharing my 5th annual personal selection of the year's worst.
Past highlights: twitter.com/alexschief/s...
But we've survived another year of incredibly bad tweets, and here I am again, sharing my 5th annual personal selection of the year's worst.
Past highlights: twitter.com/alexschief/s...
December 29, 2024 at 7:32 PM
As social media cooks all of our brains to grey mush, the bad takes get both more prevalent and more boring.
Pour one out for the brainworm connoisseur who must subsist on thinner and thinner gruel.
Anyway, here's my annual run down of the year's worst posts.
Last year: bsky.app/profile/alex...
Pour one out for the brainworm connoisseur who must subsist on thinner and thinner gruel.
Anyway, here's my annual run down of the year's worst posts.
Last year: bsky.app/profile/alex...
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For those that live in or care about New York City and our streets, I give you the NYC Micromobility starter pack. Also, surprisingly a stellar general #urbanism pack, given how many world class voices we seem to have here...
go.bsky.app/5cVow6D
go.bsky.app/5cVow6D
November 26, 2024 at 2:50 PM
For those that live in or care about New York City and our streets, I give you the NYC Micromobility starter pack. Also, surprisingly a stellar general #urbanism pack, given how many world class voices we seem to have here...
go.bsky.app/5cVow6D
go.bsky.app/5cVow6D
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If you ever want to know how car brained NYC is, we still let people drive right through Times Square, one of the busiest pedestrian plazas in the world, in multiple directions even. Welcome, tourists! Fuck you!
November 26, 2024 at 3:38 PM
If you ever want to know how car brained NYC is, we still let people drive right through Times Square, one of the busiest pedestrian plazas in the world, in multiple directions even. Welcome, tourists! Fuck you!
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Brief announcement: I will be unable to access my computer for the next 3 days, so that I will be unable to make regular posts. As such, I will make "emergency text-only posts" for the next few days where I will present Mario facts in text form! I hope this is acceptable!
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Brief announcement: I will be unable to access my computer for the next 3 days, so that I will be unable to make regular posts. As such, I will make "emergency text-only posts" for the next few days where I will present Mario facts in text form! I hope this is acceptable!
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I’m sorry wait so there are now invisible Cheeto mice?
October 3, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I’m sorry wait so there are now invisible Cheeto mice?
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the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead
September 30, 2024 at 11:04 AM
the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead
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Bureaucratic inefficiency creating an opening for corruption: “In another case, a representative for an apartment building project in Brooklyn agreed to pay $7,000 to Mr. Santiago’s company and was able to get a fire safety plan approval — which then generally took up to 10 weeks — in 16 days.”
2 N.Y.C. Fire Department Chiefs Arrested on Bribery Charges
The officials, who oversaw safety inspections, are accused of taking tens of thousands of dollars in connection with building projects.
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Bureaucratic inefficiency creating an opening for corruption: “In another case, a representative for an apartment building project in Brooklyn agreed to pay $7,000 to Mr. Santiago’s company and was able to get a fire safety plan approval — which then generally took up to 10 weeks — in 16 days.”
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The Man in the Yellow Hat clearly loves George but he's demonstrated time and again that he doesnt possess the skillset needed to care for a monkey, let alone one vexed with a curious nature.
May 27, 2024 at 5:33 AM
The Man in the Yellow Hat clearly loves George but he's demonstrated time and again that he doesnt possess the skillset needed to care for a monkey, let alone one vexed with a curious nature.
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It's extremely unprofessional to stop playing a jaunty piano tune the second a notorious gunslinger enters the saloon. You're not being paid to let your surroundings break your concentration.
February 15, 2024 at 2:40 PM
It's extremely unprofessional to stop playing a jaunty piano tune the second a notorious gunslinger enters the saloon. You're not being paid to let your surroundings break your concentration.
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Vonnegut knew
December 3, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Vonnegut knew
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Just out here, trying to understand how a man can cheat at tradle and still show his face in public
August 14, 2023 at 2:08 PM
Just out here, trying to understand how a man can cheat at tradle and still show his face in public
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