Smash
@smashpro1.bsky.social
The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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@smashpro1.bsky.social
· Aug 23
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I've never posted a mutual aid thing, before, but my cousin really needs help.
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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Quentin Tarantula: ok now put all 8 of em up on the dashboard
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Quentin Tarantula: ok now put all 8 of em up on the dashboard
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Hell yeah
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hell yeah
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Listen: no one’s saying he shouldn’t
the president of the united states should be allowed to slob on bubba if he wants to
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Listen: no one’s saying he shouldn’t
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THE POST OFFICE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE PROFIT
US Postal Service seeks reforms as it reports $9 billion yearly loss reut.rs/4r1mXU4
US Postal Service seeks reforms as it reports $9 billion yearly loss
The U.S. Postal Service said on Friday it was seeking new administrative and legislative reforms as it reported a $9 billion yearly loss, down slightly from the prior fiscal year results.
reut.rs
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
THE POST OFFICE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE PROFIT
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Gotta hand it to em, they had us on this one
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Gotta hand it to em, they had us on this one
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Friday afternoon news drop summary
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Friday afternoon news drop summary
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“There are Epsteins everywhere for those with eyes to see”
Wrote about Epstein, the misogynistic culture that protected him, and the banality of evil when it comes to harming women and children. He was not a unique man.
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
This Is How The World Works
Epstein, and the violence we all live with
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“There are Epsteins everywhere for those with eyes to see”
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In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy (but not Super Mario Galaxy 2), Mario and Luigi's right hands have been moved away and stored separately from their models for an unknown reason. It is theorized that this is somehow an attempt at optimization.
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy (but not Super Mario Galaxy 2), Mario and Luigi's right hands have been moved away and stored separately from their models for an unknown reason. It is theorized that this is somehow an attempt at optimization.
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I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I played the Metroid Prime 4 demo and it’s worrying. Samus has a cold and frequently sneezes all over the inside of her helmet. There’s no way to clean it so you have to wait for the snot to drip off the glass. I hope she isn’t sick for the whole game.
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The Republican Party and Democratic Party have merged to become the Lemon Party
Confirmation it's all one big party and you're not invited.
Mark Epstein asked his brother Jeffrey Epstein whether Steve Bannon could confirm if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba. Jeffrey Epstein: "I thought I had tsuris,” using the Yiddish term for troubles. #OpDeathEaters
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Republican Party and Democratic Party have merged to become the Lemon Party
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networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
networking is an incredibly important part of maintaining a professional presence in your creative industry, but it can be daunting. have you tried being completely fucking ridiculous online
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i love when the future of technology and the entire world burn through more money than can even be percieved and also lie to everyone about it
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i love when the future of technology and the entire world burn through more money than can even be percieved and also lie to everyone about it
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Zeteo has made a searchable database of all new 26,000 files related to Jeffrey Epstein.
Despite Trump saying this is a scam with "all arrows pointing to the Democrats," these have a whole lot of Trump in there. In fact, he's mentioned in these more than anyone else.
Take a look for yourself:
Despite Trump saying this is a scam with "all arrows pointing to the Democrats," these have a whole lot of Trump in there. In fact, he's mentioned in these more than anyone else.
Take a look for yourself:
Zeteo Scoured 26,000 Epstein Docs. Here’s What We Found
You can search and review the emails here. Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers.
zeteo.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Zeteo has made a searchable database of all new 26,000 files related to Jeffrey Epstein.
Despite Trump saying this is a scam with "all arrows pointing to the Democrats," these have a whole lot of Trump in there. In fact, he's mentioned in these more than anyone else.
Take a look for yourself:
Despite Trump saying this is a scam with "all arrows pointing to the Democrats," these have a whole lot of Trump in there. In fact, he's mentioned in these more than anyone else.
Take a look for yourself:
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Oh no, not the Clintons, the architect of Clinton era deregulation that led to the financial crisis and one of the banks deeply implicated in same. The only part of this that sucks is that he’s getting a dumbass podcaster to fuck it up on purpose.
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oh no, not the Clintons, the architect of Clinton era deregulation that led to the financial crisis and one of the banks deeply implicated in same. The only part of this that sucks is that he’s getting a dumbass podcaster to fuck it up on purpose.
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podcaster occupied government
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
podcaster occupied government
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no idea how you'd study this without running into a correlation is not causation problem but i wonder if every extra few minutes you spend driving to the polling place increases the odds you're going to vote for republicans by 1%
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
no idea how you'd study this without running into a correlation is not causation problem but i wonder if every extra few minutes you spend driving to the polling place increases the odds you're going to vote for republicans by 1%
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I feel like a lot of democrats are engaged in a very big project to make us forget that the Biden administration and Harris 2024 campaign were mostly about fixing bridges
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I feel like a lot of democrats are engaged in a very big project to make us forget that the Biden administration and Harris 2024 campaign were mostly about fixing bridges
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They invented a vaccine that makes you horny for old gross fish men
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
They invented a vaccine that makes you horny for old gross fish men
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extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"
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we should honestly thank the libs for totally ceding even moderate positions to chase phantom “sympathetic” right wing voters and do fascism lite. it has really made pulling people to the left so much easier since Dems have implicated themselves in all these crimes too
NEW: Before the recent Epstein disclosures, Larry Summers was poised to lead the economic policy plank for the Democrats' "Project 2029" effort at the Center for American Progress. He signed off on a housing policy paper CAP was prepping for next week.
prospect.org/2025/11/14/e...
prospect.org/2025/11/14/e...
Epstein Confidant Larry Summers Guiding Democrats’ ‘Project 2029’ - The American Prospect
Summers was overseeing the economic policy plank of the Center for American Progress’s effort. Emails released this week show him in regular contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
prospect.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
we should honestly thank the libs for totally ceding even moderate positions to chase phantom “sympathetic” right wing voters and do fascism lite. it has really made pulling people to the left so much easier since Dems have implicated themselves in all these crimes too