Smash
@smashpro1.bsky.social
The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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how could they have known that making your stores suck shit leads to lower profits
Walgreens is laying off 469 employees in Illinois, just months after being bought by a private equity firm.
Walgreens laying off 469 Illinois employees, following sale to private equity firm
The employees work at the company’s offices in Deerfield, at the Old Post Office downtown and in Danville, according to a letter the company sent to the Illinois Department of Commerce and Economic…
trib.al
February 19, 2026 at 11:59 PM
how could they have known that making your stores suck shit leads to lower profits
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ok its time for the feelings post:
folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix
i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...
folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix
i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...
February 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
ok its time for the feelings post:
folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix
i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...
folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix
i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...
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“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...
theonion.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your baby will have all the toxins flushed from its system,” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Minnesota residents and lawmakers say the promised drawdown has not materialized, and they are seeing ICE use more covert tactics to continue operations across Twin Cities suburbs.
By @ncsscibelli.bsky.social
By @ncsscibelli.bsky.social
Minnesota suburbs see ‘stealthier’ tactics as ICE stays active
Minnesota residents and lawmakers say the promised drawdown has not materialized, and they are seeing ICE use more covert tactics to continue operations across Twin Cities suburbs.
sahanjournal.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Minnesota residents and lawmakers say the promised drawdown has not materialized, and they are seeing ICE use more covert tactics to continue operations across Twin Cities suburbs.
By @ncsscibelli.bsky.social
By @ncsscibelli.bsky.social
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He did the same pose for his official portrait. At the time I thought he was trying to look angry and obstinate to signal he's in it this time for revenge, but I'm realizing there's another benefit to that scowl: He doesn't look like he has a droopy right eye.
February 19, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He did the same pose for his official portrait. At the time I thought he was trying to look angry and obstinate to signal he's in it this time for revenge, but I'm realizing there's another benefit to that scowl: He doesn't look like he has a droopy right eye.
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Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment
February 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment
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Ahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahah
"The judge upbraided the Meta team and said if you guys have recorded anything, you have to dispose of it or I will hold you in contempt," Jacob Ward, a technology journalist and the host of the Rip Current Podcast, told CBS News, calling the incident "an extraordinary misstep" by Meta.
Judge scolds Mark Zuckerberg's team for wearing Meta glasses to social media trial
A Los Angeles judge ordered Meta officials to remove their AI glasses at a trial over the impact of social media on users.
www.cbsnews.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahah
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My take on this is that any poll that has Newsom not in the lead is good because if he has the lead we’re gonna immediately get 10,000 “Democratic front runner Gavin Newsom” stories
February 19, 2026 at 11:44 PM
My take on this is that any poll that has Newsom not in the lead is good because if he has the lead we’re gonna immediately get 10,000 “Democratic front runner Gavin Newsom” stories
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sometimes you see a thing and it's the most kobold shaped thing that ever lived
February 19, 2026 at 11:10 PM
sometimes you see a thing and it's the most kobold shaped thing that ever lived
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The majority of Americans believe the president sexually abused children in a notorious sexual trafficking operation.
"Was Trump involved in Epstein's crimes?"
Yes: 50%
No: 30%
YouGov / Feb 16, 2026
Yes: 50%
No: 30%
YouGov / Feb 16, 2026
February 19, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The majority of Americans believe the president sexually abused children in a notorious sexual trafficking operation.
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chicago cubs century of humiliation
February 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
chicago cubs century of humiliation
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There is NO Safety on the One Yard Line!
February 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
There is NO Safety on the One Yard Line!
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he looks just like his dad ❤️
February 19, 2026 at 8:53 PM
he looks just like his dad ❤️
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For people who don’t play yakuza the Daidoji’s role in the story is kind of like if you were watching The Wire and sometime in like Season 4 James Bond was introduced as a character and then Season 5 was about how Omar works for MI6 now.
February 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
For people who don’t play yakuza the Daidoji’s role in the story is kind of like if you were watching The Wire and sometime in like Season 4 James Bond was introduced as a character and then Season 5 was about how Omar works for MI6 now.
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Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
February 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."
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Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were https://theonion.com/man-given-3-months-to-live-spends-all-of-it-reading-up-on-how-cool-ninjas-were/
February 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were https://theonion.com/man-given-3-months-to-live-spends-all-of-it-reading-up-on-how-cool-ninjas-were/
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The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist
February 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist
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ok had to draw this too
February 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
ok had to draw this too
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That Painting Was Worth Millions! You're Completely Boned The Second You Exit This Level
February 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
That Painting Was Worth Millions! You're Completely Boned The Second You Exit This Level
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Linux Guys (gender neutral) everywhere finally vindicated as having been right about something too early
February 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Linux Guys (gender neutral) everywhere finally vindicated as having been right about something too early
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This is…a lot.
In addition to her husband being investigated, the Labor Secretary herself is also being investigated for “having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a subordinate—a member of her security detail—and abusing her office by taking staff to strip clubs…”
In addition to her husband being investigated, the Labor Secretary herself is also being investigated for “having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a subordinate—a member of her security detail—and abusing her office by taking staff to strip clubs…”
Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From the Department After Sexual Assault Reports
Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From the Department After Sexual Assault Reports
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This is…a lot.
In addition to her husband being investigated, the Labor Secretary herself is also being investigated for “having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a subordinate—a member of her security detail—and abusing her office by taking staff to strip clubs…”
In addition to her husband being investigated, the Labor Secretary herself is also being investigated for “having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a subordinate—a member of her security detail—and abusing her office by taking staff to strip clubs…”
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You will never white person as hard as Kelly just white personed.
February 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
You will never white person as hard as Kelly just white personed.