Smash
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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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You gotta admit it's really funny that Trump is cognitively at about the level of a lower beast in one of Aesop's fables.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
You gotta admit it's really funny that Trump is cognitively at about the level of a lower beast in one of Aesop's fables.
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to the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle
🎶 jizz lockets 🎶
🎶 jizz lockets 🎶
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
to the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle
🎶 jizz lockets 🎶
🎶 jizz lockets 🎶
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seems a little insensitive
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
seems a little insensitive
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Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
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being addicted to the infinite dopamine and anger machine is one thing, believing it morally imperative to continue doing so is another. idk how you pull away from the latter
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
being addicted to the infinite dopamine and anger machine is one thing, believing it morally imperative to continue doing so is another. idk how you pull away from the latter
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"Amid minnesota fraud scandal"
There is no "minnesota fraud scandal". You're just publishing nazi propaganda from an actual pedophile who tried to get into a daycare to harass strangers' children.
There is no "minnesota fraud scandal". You're just publishing nazi propaganda from an actual pedophile who tried to get into a daycare to harass strangers' children.
"The purpose of entitlements is not to spend as much as possible," the Editorial Board writes.
"It is to make sure the truly vulnerable get the help they need without becoming dependent on government handouts. Scrutinizing food stamp rolls is a small step in that direction."
"It is to make sure the truly vulnerable get the help they need without becoming dependent on government handouts. Scrutinizing food stamp rolls is a small step in that direction."
Opinion | Scrutinizing food stamp rolls will ensure the truly needy get benefits
Amid Minnesota fraud scandal, Democratic governors are refusing to share SNAP details with the feds.
wapo.st
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"Amid minnesota fraud scandal"
There is no "minnesota fraud scandal". You're just publishing nazi propaganda from an actual pedophile who tried to get into a daycare to harass strangers' children.
There is no "minnesota fraud scandal". You're just publishing nazi propaganda from an actual pedophile who tried to get into a daycare to harass strangers' children.
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lmao
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
lmao
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you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
you WILL eat dogfood and piss all over your house & you WILL get rabies
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i agree, the fargate is pretty sick
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i agree, the fargate is pretty sick
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i watched lord of the rings for the first time and now they are all my friends
January 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
i watched lord of the rings for the first time and now they are all my friends
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that cheeked up waitress won't let me into his restaurant
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
that cheeked up waitress won't let me into his restaurant
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*monkeys paw curls* *my dick shrinks and becomes smaller
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
*monkeys paw curls* *my dick shrinks and becomes smaller
Dear Ravens: JUST GIVE DERRICK HENRY THE FUCKING BALL!!
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Dear Ravens: JUST GIVE DERRICK HENRY THE FUCKING BALL!!
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It feels to me like it shouldn't be possible to stand this argument up while simultaneously recognising his VP as the new leader. How can only one of them have been illegitimate?
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It feels to me like it shouldn't be possible to stand this argument up while simultaneously recognising his VP as the new leader. How can only one of them have been illegitimate?
And he didn't get em.
76 yards...
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
And he didn't get em.
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this is the most accurate thing ever written about LA drivers, absolutely fucking nobody knows how to drive in the rain out here
if we ever get snow on the freeway somehow the 405 is just going to be one continuous car accident
if we ever get snow on the freeway somehow the 405 is just going to be one continuous car accident
This is what people don't understand about LA. This place is all about cars, sure, but most people sit in bumper to bumper traffic and don't actually know how to drive. Then you add rain and oil and it's like Spy Hunter out there
Also that first rain after a very long drought when all the oil pools up on the freeway, this is not the day to be on the freeway.
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
this is the most accurate thing ever written about LA drivers, absolutely fucking nobody knows how to drive in the rain out here
if we ever get snow on the freeway somehow the 405 is just going to be one continuous car accident
if we ever get snow on the freeway somehow the 405 is just going to be one continuous car accident
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lmao romhacking .net continues to be run by a pathetic loser ff5central.com/hacking-scen...
i mean we already knew from shit like pretending to be doxxed, pretending the site's shutting down, refusing to remove gideon zhi's work in spite of repeated requests. but y'know
don't use romhacking. net
i mean we already knew from shit like pretending to be doxxed, pretending the site's shutting down, refusing to remove gideon zhi's work in spite of repeated requests. but y'know
don't use romhacking. net
Is Romhacking.net Low-Key Shaming Alternative Sites It Beefed With? – Final Fantasy V Central
SNES Romhacker
ff5central.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
lmao romhacking .net continues to be run by a pathetic loser ff5central.com/hacking-scen...
i mean we already knew from shit like pretending to be doxxed, pretending the site's shutting down, refusing to remove gideon zhi's work in spite of repeated requests. but y'know
don't use romhacking. net
i mean we already knew from shit like pretending to be doxxed, pretending the site's shutting down, refusing to remove gideon zhi's work in spite of repeated requests. but y'know
don't use romhacking. net
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football stripper gear is crazy
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
football stripper gear is crazy
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いつもたのしい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I'm always having fun.
translation:
I'm always having fun.
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
いつもたのしい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I'm always having fun.
translation:
I'm always having fun.
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I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*