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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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· Aug 23
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I've never posted a mutual aid thing, before, but my cousin really needs help.
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Vast sin-concealing chaos
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Vast sin-concealing chaos
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It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s important to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t like even the people around him that praise him 24/7z The only people he ever seemed to genuinely like were Roy Cohn and Jeffrey Epstein
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Please, my father was the Tool Man. Call me:
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Please, my father was the Tool Man. Call me:
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They didn’t find his brain as he already gave Bill brain
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
They didn’t find his brain as he already gave Bill brain
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I just got a letter that just says:
“We gon’ slime you out homie
-The Warren”
Could this be related to the confiscation of their rocks during movie night? (They kept throwing them at the screen when the scary villain appeared)
“We gon’ slime you out homie
-The Warren”
Could this be related to the confiscation of their rocks during movie night? (They kept throwing them at the screen when the scary villain appeared)
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I just got a letter that just says:
“We gon’ slime you out homie
-The Warren”
Could this be related to the confiscation of their rocks during movie night? (They kept throwing them at the screen when the scary villain appeared)
“We gon’ slime you out homie
-The Warren”
Could this be related to the confiscation of their rocks during movie night? (They kept throwing them at the screen when the scary villain appeared)
Same
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Same
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My body is a machine that turns on and off constantly
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My body is a machine that turns on and off constantly
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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My children, please refrain from touching my breast. My love of hallelujah
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My children, please refrain from touching my breast. My love of hallelujah
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"trump attacks mtg" oh we really just are doing gamergate all over again aren't we. fucking reactionaries. he's just mad because girls are collecting the dr who one
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"trump attacks mtg" oh we really just are doing gamergate all over again aren't we. fucking reactionaries. he's just mad because girls are collecting the dr who one
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How blow? How blow?
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How blow? How blow?
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the reason we are like this is that god kept getting upsold on bones
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the reason we are like this is that god kept getting upsold on bones
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I T 'S B A C K
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I T 'S B A C K
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Love to claim intellectual superiority over people who get the sublime pleasure of a roaring fire and The Big Game combined into one.
I’m against IQ calipers pseudoscience bullshit except for people who put their tv above their fireplace, if you do that you should be required to have a handler
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Love to claim intellectual superiority over people who get the sublime pleasure of a roaring fire and The Big Game combined into one.
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(bill clinton to hillary) pokemon go to the cuck chair
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(bill clinton to hillary) pokemon go to the cuck chair
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New photo of Max for morale
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
New photo of Max for morale
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oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
oh good glad we got the Catholic perspective on things
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Alan this is your lawyer speaking,
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Alan this is your lawyer speaking,
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Getting a lot of Elon fans saying both that he doesn’t care about being funny (wrong) and that he would never give a shit about what someone like me (fat) thinks about him. Why are you humiliating yourself by messaging me to defend him then ?? For fun??
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Getting a lot of Elon fans saying both that he doesn’t care about being funny (wrong) and that he would never give a shit about what someone like me (fat) thinks about him. Why are you humiliating yourself by messaging me to defend him then ?? For fun??
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If @aaron.bsky.team really wants to strictly enforce a “no death threats” policy, he would suspend this account for threatening to kill people
Is this post also in a backlog? It’s a way more explicit threat.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If @aaron.bsky.team really wants to strictly enforce a “no death threats” policy, he would suspend this account for threatening to kill people