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i prefer lee van cleef
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One of the keys to dodging posters madness is remembering that some people don't check every reply to their posts and decide to like or not like it, because they are Normal
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain.

REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access.

TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Democrats flying the flag half staff for a far right influencer while refusing to call out the genocide...but you need to vote for them anyway to save humanity from fascism
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
March 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death
February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Put. The. Burger. Down!
February 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Found a rat with the face of a human man. He said please I'm Matt Yglesias I have been forsaken I am a human being help me, and I threw that man rat hybrid directly into a deep fryer and I kept running until my leg gave out. I know I did the right thing.
January 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Media : why were people cheering for Luigi

People :
22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.
It bears repeating and repeating ad nauseum: If you withheld support from Biden/Harris as a means of advocating for Palestinian nationhood and the aspirations of the Palestinian people and you did not see this moment coming: You are a performative, sloganeering and politically incompetent rube.
here's audio of Trump saying he wants to "clear out" Gaza and move Palestinians elsewhere
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I won't say it but you can think it
January 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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or, in shorter form

leftists get scolded about how they need to have perfect optics and they shouldn't expect to get ahead with anything less; centrist and party sycophants think they should get to tell everybody "suck my dick, fuck you" for optics and this to have no impact on their support
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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acab includes this piece a shit
January 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
no, keep talking, i'm up playing
January 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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ow! my balls!: special victims unit
My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
January 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Never forget
January 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file.

PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields.

doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf

github.com/ading2210/do...
January 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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a lesson people oughta take from the rise of bluesky is that buying into anybody's claimed hegemony online is dopey. Facebook didn't used to exist, neither did Instagram or TikTok or any of this stuff. as soon as any platform starts to stink no sentimental attachment is practical or good. bail ASAP
January 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM