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Slaney C
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Non-vintage champagne for all but me.

I write about the weird and the beautiful at https://lacachette.substack.com/
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.

DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
God, what a depressing child.
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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What to Do if ICE Invades Your Neighborhood
With federal agents storming the streets of American communities, there’s no single right way to approach this dangerous moment. But there are steps you can take to stay safe—and have an impact.
www.wired.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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These are not only the titles for one of the greatest of all TV series, but it's the perfect metaphor for much of our politics today...
youtu.be/mNKKWe2FUww?...
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (1979) Opening Theme
YouTube video by Sinicol Valley
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
January 24, 2026 at 11:35 PM
It is taking every ounce of control I have not to draw a penis in the snow piled up on the Cybertruck outside my building.
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
New Yorkers, if you have building staff clearing your sidewalks right now, today is a good day to buy them Gatorade, coffee, or lunch!
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This man was a hero and that’s how he died. Baruch Hashem.
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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This is courage. Looking a masked, government fascist dead in the eye, face to face, knowing full well that your life is on the line.

If elected officials had 1/10th of Alex Pretti's resolve, we would have far fewer troubles.
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Minneapolis is the real America. I’m that kind of American no other
January 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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and today, they shot and killed a man they had wrestled to the ground, seven v one. Giving ICE the finger can get you executed, and these people know it and do it anyway, i admire them so much.
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I interviewed my friend Ryan about queer hunting culture, haute cuisine, and keeping your fancypants on in a time of peril:
"Teetering on a high wire of anxiety until something beautiful happens"
An interview with Ryan Monaghan: photographer, outdoorsman, chef, and queer hunting advocate
open.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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I have obtained a letter of marque and reprisal from a small landlocked Caucasian breakaway republic, I have access to the family rowboat and am in the process of buying several axes, so I would hardly say it's correct to label me "unemployed".
January 23, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Wonder if they’ll teach font consistency in the newly required “AI Competency” course at the institution where I got my PhD.

I did cover it in freshman comp, but you know. Innovation.
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Downloading a tool I need for my work and having to wade through all the stupid AI bits in order to find the part that's actually useful and not just trying to suction my personal info.
The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙
January 21, 2026 at 6:18 PM
furry mussels marching on, he thinks he's kaiser wilhelm
This man is insane. He has suffered fundamental break with reality. His mechanism of rationality lies cracked and smoking. His brain no work good
Trump: "Shockingly, our 'brilliant' NATO Ally, the UK, is planning to give away Island of Diego Garcia ... China & Russia have noticed this act of total weakness ... UK giving away important land is an act of GREAT STUPIDITY, & is another in a long line of reasons why Greenland has to be acquired"
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I feel like the desire to think about that year is some kind of conservative op.
You want me to feel nostalgic abt the year we lost David Bowie and got Trump?
Also I am 10,000 hotter now than I was in 2016, which I’m sure is not a factor in my feelings here.
"post a picture of yourself in 2016" are you insane
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Unconditional Surrender Grant
this is cold as fuck
January 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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allying with the evangelical right was always a terrible bet for Israel ("well thought out alliance with anti-semites"). As the U.S. right largely abandons the end times fantasies that peaked in the 1980s in favor of a vision of fascism-in-our-time, that alliance is collapsing.
Israel is not a country with actual people living in it, in the far right christian conception (see charlie kirk, etc).
It is a religious fetish object that is necessary in their end times fantasies.
The far right in Israel has used this because they see it as useful.
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM