i mean...more than half of it.

Gentlemen...it's been a privilege gendering with you.

He can recite Byron while skateboarding again, and then he has to stop this nonsense.

ONCE AGAIN, she cries, Frank Ramsey’s tragic death at 26 deprived us not only of his mind but of the example of his personality, which was by all accounts kind and collegial in spite of the fact that he was usually the smartest person in the room!

think of how superior you’ll be to your enemies though

The best part is when they become necessary for your baseline mental health, an endorphin prison of one’s own making

anecdotally, a friend just overheard a conversation on the subway between a dad and his daughter who was in trouble for apparently draining the family bank account to pay for Roblox for her friends (i had to google what this even is)

i'm sorry, what is with this title that sounds like it was workshopped by a sophomore poetry club

In his dad’s Yves Saint Laurent! We must protect this child at all costs.

listen, the thin crust is Not Bad At All if you add some oregano and red pepper

My brother and I watched this 50,000 times together as kids and he made us these to wear the first time we got together during Covid.

The upper east side version of this is “Central Park is RIGHT THERE”

they don't deserve you!

Even in my worst Midwestern childhood fitness memories, a parent screaming in triumph for an own-goal in a children’s league was not a thing; what the fuck!

That’s so MEAN.