Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet
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Full time lurker. Aspiring reply guy.
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a lot of ppl are deeply confused about my beliefs so for anyone curious — my beliefs can more or less be summed up as rejecting this statement and everything associated with it.
Humanity is evil so most things humanity do is indeed evil
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
a lot of ppl are deeply confused about my beliefs so for anyone curious — my beliefs can more or less be summed up as rejecting this statement and everything associated with it.
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Zelda: Hail, fair adventurer. And who might you be?
Link: HYAA HRRRRUAHHH YAAAAAAH *breaks all the pottery and starts scrounging for spare change on the floor*
Zelda: Jesus Christ.
Link: HYAA HRRRRUAHHH YAAAAAAH *breaks all the pottery and starts scrounging for spare change on the floor*
Zelda: Jesus Christ.
A clip from The Legend of Zelda movie set got leaked and gives us a first look at Zelda.
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November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Zelda: Hail, fair adventurer. And who might you be?
Link: HYAA HRRRRUAHHH YAAAAAAH *breaks all the pottery and starts scrounging for spare change on the floor*
Zelda: Jesus Christ.
Link: HYAA HRRRRUAHHH YAAAAAAH *breaks all the pottery and starts scrounging for spare change on the floor*
Zelda: Jesus Christ.
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Possibly the platonic ideal of a Bluesky post is a Canadian commenting on a Twitter screencap and pivoting to attacking Dems from the future he made up to get mad at.
If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Possibly the platonic ideal of a Bluesky post is a Canadian commenting on a Twitter screencap and pivoting to attacking Dems from the future he made up to get mad at.
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I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
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Quentin Tarantula: ok now put all 8 of em up on the dashboard
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Quentin Tarantula: ok now put all 8 of em up on the dashboard
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I am pretty sure they think that you could survive by just, like, shoplifting from nature or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I am pretty sure they think that you could survive by just, like, shoplifting from nature or whatever
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at this point, I have a lot of sympathy for Fetterman's mental health concerns, which I do believe are valid and real based on what I've read, and I also think that people simply cannot afford to be "nice" about it; he has too much power for that. he needs to resign
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
at this point, I have a lot of sympathy for Fetterman's mental health concerns, which I do believe are valid and real based on what I've read, and I also think that people simply cannot afford to be "nice" about it; he has too much power for that. he needs to resign
Rest now, big fella. We have the watch, and I’ll see you [recovering well and living a long, happy private life].
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rest now, big fella. We have the watch, and I’ll see you [recovering well and living a long, happy private life].
One of the worst wagon-circlings to date.
EF: "We’re seeing materials that no journalists,[...] managed to get access to before now."
Wow, really, Landon Thomas Jr wasn't a journalist at the Times? Because he had access to photos of "donald and girls in bikinis" in 2015.
EF: "We’re seeing materials that no journalists,[...] managed to get access to before now."
Wow, really, Landon Thomas Jr wasn't a journalist at the Times? Because he had access to photos of "donald and girls in bikinis" in 2015.
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
One of the worst wagon-circlings to date.
EF: "We’re seeing materials that no journalists,[...] managed to get access to before now."
Wow, really, Landon Thomas Jr wasn't a journalist at the Times? Because he had access to photos of "donald and girls in bikinis" in 2015.
EF: "We’re seeing materials that no journalists,[...] managed to get access to before now."
Wow, really, Landon Thomas Jr wasn't a journalist at the Times? Because he had access to photos of "donald and girls in bikinis" in 2015.
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<soft music plays in the background>
Narrator: “If Jeff Epstein had access to Microsoft Copilot his emails would’ve been as smooth as <puts finger to ear> I’m being told not to finish that sentence.”
Narrator: “If Jeff Epstein had access to Microsoft Copilot his emails would’ve been as smooth as <puts finger to ear> I’m being told not to finish that sentence.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
<soft music plays in the background>
Narrator: “If Jeff Epstein had access to Microsoft Copilot his emails would’ve been as smooth as <puts finger to ear> I’m being told not to finish that sentence.”
Narrator: “If Jeff Epstein had access to Microsoft Copilot his emails would’ve been as smooth as <puts finger to ear> I’m being told not to finish that sentence.”
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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bro they were celebrating Thanksgiving together in *2017*
this is after the plea deal and while he was President
this is after the plea deal and while he was President
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
bro they were celebrating Thanksgiving together in *2017*
this is after the plea deal and while he was President
this is after the plea deal and while he was President
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tbh, the scope of criminality described in barely-literate text and the scale of how many people involved are both genuinely really shocking to me
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
tbh, the scope of criminality described in barely-literate text and the scale of how many people involved are both genuinely really shocking to me
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Again, maybe what the takeaway we should have from political reporter after political reporter not just getting chummy w ppl like Trump or Epstein (or RFK Jr 👀) but actively running interference for them—either in their coverage or privately—is that its an industry full of ppl that are Bad Actually™️
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly..
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h
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November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Again, maybe what the takeaway we should have from political reporter after political reporter not just getting chummy w ppl like Trump or Epstein (or RFK Jr 👀) but actively running interference for them—either in their coverage or privately—is that its an industry full of ppl that are Bad Actually™️
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
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Sarah McBride isn't an authentic voice for the trans community because she focused on saving transition care for the needy instead of important trans issues like backing my favorite Middle Eastern war criminals against their sworn rivals, slightly different Middle Eastern war criminals.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sarah McBride isn't an authentic voice for the trans community because she focused on saving transition care for the needy instead of important trans issues like backing my favorite Middle Eastern war criminals against their sworn rivals, slightly different Middle Eastern war criminals.
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To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
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🌌 Keep your eyes on the sky (or your feed)! Strong to severe geomagnetic storms are expected tonight & Wed. Tonight’s show should stay north of DC region -- maybe a glimmer on camera. Wed could deliver northern lights you can see with naked eye if timing’s right. 🤞✨
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🌌 Keep your eyes on the sky (or your feed)! Strong to severe geomagnetic storms are expected tonight & Wed. Tonight’s show should stay north of DC region -- maybe a glimmer on camera. Wed could deliver northern lights you can see with naked eye if timing’s right. 🤞✨
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Weird how at some point the ACA subsidies went from meaningless technocrat babble that it was obviously incredibly stupid for Democrats to try protecting to being incredibly important for helping people avoid suffering.
And Democrats managed to get it wrong both times!! What were the odds?
And Democrats managed to get it wrong both times!! What were the odds?
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Weird how at some point the ACA subsidies went from meaningless technocrat babble that it was obviously incredibly stupid for Democrats to try protecting to being incredibly important for helping people avoid suffering.
And Democrats managed to get it wrong both times!! What were the odds?
And Democrats managed to get it wrong both times!! What were the odds?
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I just don't think people understand just how much their decision to smear the Democratic nominees in 2024 have negatively impacted Dems' ability to get *anything* positive done for the next 3 years.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I just don't think people understand just how much their decision to smear the Democratic nominees in 2024 have negatively impacted Dems' ability to get *anything* positive done for the next 3 years.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
People are gassing themselves up with absolute nonsense.
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After some time to reflect, I think taking SNAP off the table as a hostage next year is actually an important win. You want the programs at risk to be things Republicans care more about if you're going to play hardball. Pointing the gun at your own constituents doesn't work.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
After some time to reflect, I think taking SNAP off the table as a hostage next year is actually an important win. You want the programs at risk to be things Republicans care more about if you're going to play hardball. Pointing the gun at your own constituents doesn't work.
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instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
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We’re watching Joyce Carol Oates slowly torture a Boer to death in real-time
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
We’re watching Joyce Carol Oates slowly torture a Boer to death in real-time
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I am not happy with this Senate bullshit, but I am seeing “both parties are the saaaaaame” shit on more normal social media.
Too many supposedly left-of-center people don’t actually hate the Republican Party and it shows.
Too many supposedly left-of-center people don’t actually hate the Republican Party and it shows.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I am not happy with this Senate bullshit, but I am seeing “both parties are the saaaaaame” shit on more normal social media.
Too many supposedly left-of-center people don’t actually hate the Republican Party and it shows.
Too many supposedly left-of-center people don’t actually hate the Republican Party and it shows.