Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet
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They are posting it so that when they work against the Democrat running in 2028 they can say later if a republican wins again that their wreckingball shit didn't actually matter. They do this every time.
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 PM
They are posting it so that when they work against the Democrat running in 2028 they can say later if a republican wins again that their wreckingball shit didn't actually matter. They do this every time.
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Someone at ESPN is very mad about their wife asking "who's that" when they said "hey, is that Abella Danger?"
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Someone at ESPN is very mad about their wife asking "who's that" when they said "hey, is that Abella Danger?"
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Feels likely we get some new 3A case law soon, also likely that we get a catchphrase like “Kavanaugh cots”
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Feels likely we get some new 3A case law soon, also likely that we get a catchphrase like “Kavanaugh cots”
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i went to the beautiful sweetie store and nobody had even heard of you
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 AM
i went to the beautiful sweetie store and nobody had even heard of you
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The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The really dumb stuff they get so excited about is sometimes welcome just because this dynamic is so funny:
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man called you canarded for reading the president's own words on the matter
US Treasury Secretary Bessent: It's a complete canard to think President Trump's action on Greenland is due to nobel peace prize.
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
man called you canarded for reading the president's own words on the matter
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The way to end all this is for the EU to immediately get hyper-aggressive with sanctioning and tariffing every American they can find.
The man has worse approvals than at any point in his prior term plus it’s an election year. It’s all a bluff. Call it!
The man has worse approvals than at any point in his prior term plus it’s an election year. It’s all a bluff. Call it!
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 PM
The way to end all this is for the EU to immediately get hyper-aggressive with sanctioning and tariffing every American they can find.
The man has worse approvals than at any point in his prior term plus it’s an election year. It’s all a bluff. Call it!
The man has worse approvals than at any point in his prior term plus it’s an election year. It’s all a bluff. Call it!
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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No matter whether they’re coming from the left or the center, every single person on this site that’s like “I hate Will Stancil but…” sounds like they’re a swing district House Democrats issuing a statement about the operation to kidnap Maduro.
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
No matter whether they’re coming from the left or the center, every single person on this site that’s like “I hate Will Stancil but…” sounds like they’re a swing district House Democrats issuing a statement about the operation to kidnap Maduro.
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The American flag is one of the most potent symbols in politics and if you can claim it for your side you have a huge advantage.
From an optics perspective... the protesters being the ones waving the US flag while Bovino et al looks like every awful nazi inspired movie we've ever seen... hats off to Minnesotans.
Greg Bovino was seen earlier today at the Minneapolis ICE facility dressed in a very nazi-inspired outfit. They don’t even hide anymore.
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The American flag is one of the most potent symbols in politics and if you can claim it for your side you have a huge advantage.
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If you want better policy, elect more Democrats. Every race, every year, every place. This dumbass solution is the only one that works.
The advanced version is "also, elect better Dems whenever you can". It requires holding two ideas in your head at the same time so many struggle with it
The advanced version is "also, elect better Dems whenever you can". It requires holding two ideas in your head at the same time so many struggle with it
The VA senate got to these today, and all passed as expected
Abortion rights: 21-18
Post-incarceration voting rights: 21-18
Gay marriage: 26-13
Redistricting: 21-18
April 21st is the first eligible Tuesday, so that’s my guess for referendum EDay
Abortion rights: 21-18
Post-incarceration voting rights: 21-18
Gay marriage: 26-13
Redistricting: 21-18
April 21st is the first eligible Tuesday, so that’s my guess for referendum EDay
the four VA constitutional amendments passed the HoD
Abortion rights: 64-34
Post-incarceration voting rights: 65-33
Gay marriage: 67-31
Redistricting: 62-33-1
Think the earliest referendum Election Day would be April 21, so early voting would start in early March
Abortion rights: 64-34
Post-incarceration voting rights: 65-33
Gay marriage: 67-31
Redistricting: 62-33-1
Think the earliest referendum Election Day would be April 21, so early voting would start in early March
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
If you want better policy, elect more Democrats. Every race, every year, every place. This dumbass solution is the only one that works.
The advanced version is "also, elect better Dems whenever you can". It requires holding two ideas in your head at the same time so many struggle with it
The advanced version is "also, elect better Dems whenever you can". It requires holding two ideas in your head at the same time so many struggle with it
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I am going to be honest that if you aren’t sure whether or not it would be good if the fascists kill a prominent anti-fascist activist with whom you have developed an inscrutable parasocial antagonism, I really doubt the sincerity of your commitment to leftism or anti-fascism
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I am going to be honest that if you aren’t sure whether or not it would be good if the fascists kill a prominent anti-fascist activist with whom you have developed an inscrutable parasocial antagonism, I really doubt the sincerity of your commitment to leftism or anti-fascism
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why is it always the people that post like they are on the bravest soldiers on the frontlines of our ever more complicated and treacherous media envirnoment landscape fall for day one horseshit like its babys first day out on the internet
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
why is it always the people that post like they are on the bravest soldiers on the frontlines of our ever more complicated and treacherous media envirnoment landscape fall for day one horseshit like its babys first day out on the internet
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“When our dumbass predictions about how Dems are going to behave turn out to be wrong, as they do basically 100% of the time, it’s because we forced them to do good things. We refuse to consider the possibility that our whole view of politics is just wrong.”
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
“When our dumbass predictions about how Dems are going to behave turn out to be wrong, as they do basically 100% of the time, it’s because we forced them to do good things. We refuse to consider the possibility that our whole view of politics is just wrong.”
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i just don't think it's great that i'm expected to respect people who openly fantasize about murdering me
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i just don't think it's great that i'm expected to respect people who openly fantasize about murdering me
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The great achievement of MAGA and MAHA is that Canada will now grow more seed oils so it can buy more Chinese electric cars
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The great achievement of MAGA and MAHA is that Canada will now grow more seed oils so it can buy more Chinese electric cars
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Every time somebody posts something like this, someone else is like “it would just take surgical injection of a few agents at a couple of key sites to suppress huge amounts of the vote” and there’s way shorter ways to tell us your pants are constantly soaked in piss.
let's say the president wants to suppress the vote in detroit. assuming a conventional 20 soldiers for every 1000 civilians ration, he would need more than 12,000 ICE agents — more than double the current number of field officers — to occupy detroit and only detroit, a city of 630,000 people
imho people are focusing on the words "cancel the midterms" and saying uh actually a president cannot do that at the expense of what they would actually try to do, ie send troops/ice into liberal cities to suppress the vote
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Every time somebody posts something like this, someone else is like “it would just take surgical injection of a few agents at a couple of key sites to suppress huge amounts of the vote” and there’s way shorter ways to tell us your pants are constantly soaked in piss.
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Increasingly convinced that one of the main reasons the "Trump is going to cancel the midterms" meme won't die is because a lot of posting addicts don't want to accept that electoralism is still a necessary condition for beating Trump. It's a perverse sort of wishcasting.
i don't even know why i'm raising this here because i know i'm going to get a hundred replies of "Trump has god powers that will let him do whatever he wants and thus we have no choice but to bend to his will," but for those of you capable of complex thought, these are questions to ask yourself.
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Increasingly convinced that one of the main reasons the "Trump is going to cancel the midterms" meme won't die is because a lot of posting addicts don't want to accept that electoralism is still a necessary condition for beating Trump. It's a perverse sort of wishcasting.
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Twin Cities Missed Connections getting weird
whichever ice guy filmed me following you through midtown in that black explorer, DM me to share video plz
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Twin Cities Missed Connections getting weird
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the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
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January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
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really have no patience for criticism of Walz. A lot of the suggestions for what he supposedly should be doing lay bare the actual problem from the beginning: Bsky users expect Dems to be Sinn Fein or the Hamas political wing, not an actual opposition party
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 AM
really have no patience for criticism of Walz. A lot of the suggestions for what he supposedly should be doing lay bare the actual problem from the beginning: Bsky users expect Dems to be Sinn Fein or the Hamas political wing, not an actual opposition party
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There are literally 100,000 polling places in the country. They could only surge to a handful, and it would stretch them thin as it is, and as we see every time they show up, a mob of wine moms instantly materializes to scream at them to go to fucking hell.
Folks, Trump has brought the full force of ICE to bear on a mid-sized city and he can't even stop the demonstrations there. He's not going to be able to cancel the midterm elections by fiat or station his goons outside more than a handful of polling places.
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
There are literally 100,000 polling places in the country. They could only surge to a handful, and it would stretch them thin as it is, and as we see every time they show up, a mob of wine moms instantly materializes to scream at them to go to fucking hell.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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hi Jon, thanks for taking a break from the Nazi child porn app to come over here and engage in some of your patented honest debate
I've written hundreds and hundreds of columns, dating back to March 2016, calling Trump a dangerous authoritarian. I don't know how to describe @ryanlcooper.com except as a straight liar.
January 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
hi Jon, thanks for taking a break from the Nazi child porn app to come over here and engage in some of your patented honest debate