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Asher
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@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.
You ever think about how talking pictures had only been around for FIFTEEN YEARS when Casablanca was made, and it still hasn’t been improved upon.
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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These cats have a better city than we do
Just saw that Xing Zhilei, the Chinese DIY influencer, posted an update on his self-built cat town which went viral last year.

youtu.be/i1savUPr-yU
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.

I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Pretty sure you could offer me a two-week all expenses paid vacation in my favourite place in the US right now and I wouldn’t take it
I was at a concert last night and the band said their usual lighting and sound people weren’t with them on tour because the US wouldn’t let them in (or they didn’t want to risk the border) from *Canada*. Also they made the band submit their song lyrics for reviewq
I would like to see more noise being made about this situation. If major league baseball players can't get into the country to do their jobs, what's going to happen for the World Cup? The Olympics?? just regular people trying to live???
February 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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We can say no to things.
“Companies operating food delivery robots will not be allowed to expand across parts of Wicker Park and Logan Square following overwhelmingly negative feedback from neighbors, the local alderman said Monday.”
Logan Square, Wicker Park Neighbors Say No To More Delivery Robots
Ald. Daniel La Spata said Coco and Serve Robotics won't expand service in the 1st ward after more than 80 percent of residents who responded to a survey said they didn't want them.
blockclubchicago.org
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Monobob is self care for people called Robert
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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no matter how iconic you think this film is I promise you it is more
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Goals
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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yesterday while on foot patrol I saw some eyes looking at me from under a bench. I investigated and found a Gilmore Girls vinyl and I posted a joke in a signal chat and someone checked it out, determined it was a dumped stolen package, and got it to the address.

so uh yeah I think we keep us safe
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Curling
Bisbee, ND
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Yeah, I love baseball. You could say I’m a bit of a,
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Here’s the really pernicious part of *be seen* pedestrian campaigns. This driver argued the person he hit was legally 100pc at fault cause he was wearing black. Gambit failed, but those campaigns create unrealistic expectations. h/t @davethompsonvic.bsky.social
www.timescolonist.com/local-news/d...
Driver who claimed the pedestrian he hit was to blame loses challenge
The driver argued unsuccessfully at B.C.’s Civil Resolution Tribunal that he was “0% responsible” because the pedestrian was wearing dark clothing and carried no lights.
www.timescolonist.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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I can tell a lot about a person by how they talk about a baseball player after they leave their team.
February 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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TEN DAYS LATER AND ITS NOW PURE ICE. Right where people step off the streetcar. AT A STATION.

For shame, @ttchelps.bsky.social
@ttcriders.bsky.social @joshmatlow.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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“We’ve had a lot of ICE activity (since the press conference) in our neighborhood but far fewer observers. They just want the Anglos to think it’s over.” — a message from the inside in Minneapolis
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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journalists must fact check every statement police make
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The importance of etiquette and sportsmanship looms so large in curling that when you point out a potential rule violation, people tend to weaponize it and get self-righteously over-the-top offended.

“Obviously I’m a rule-following good guy so fuck you for suggesting otherwise.”
"I would never do that to you, I would never accuse you of cheating"

(You literally accused the Swedes of cheating like 5 seconds after they accused you!!)
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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*rubs temples*

As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...

The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Gene Roddenberry was once asked by a reporter: "Shouldn't there be a cure for moose knuckle in the 24th century?" to which he famously replied: "In the 24th century, no one will care."
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM