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Asher
@skydome.bsky.social
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@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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A cartoon image of a river of radioactive acid flowing past a column that has been burned away by it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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So I stuck around the dome to watch the celebration with friends. Finally around 12:30 we were heading for the exit, and as I was milling on the concourse, I realized that every screen was showing nothing but a loop of the Springer home run from every camera angle. I could have watched for hours.
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Security told me I’m at the wrong venue for the ALCS?!?
A photo of Rogers Arena in Vancouver
October 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Kermit the frog dressed all fancy in Muppets Take Manhattan
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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That Jays win
A fountain monument in the middle of a square, with a plaque reading “Dedicado a Max”
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Two spider-mans pointing at each other
October 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Milhouse from the Simpsons crawling out of a mattress maze, looking dazed, saying “people’s everyday lives are being degraded in there” and Homer, labelled “governments and corporations” smiling and saying “no they aren’t.”
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The home plate terrace club, between this guy and butt plug shirt dude
Donna from Parks and Rec saying “there is some weird juju in this room right now”
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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No one in history has ever been madder than Jeter in this moment
Derek Jeter smiling through his anger as Vladimir Guerrero Jr says “DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE” over and over again
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I’m hearing this
Buncha people on my timeline quoting John Schneider saying “start spreading the news bitches!”
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Sad Yankees fan
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Screengrab from the Simpsons, showing the words “feelin’ fine” on a piece of paper in a typewriter
October 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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A meme showing a guy holding a knife labeled “the playoff game that’s about to start” approaching a guy labeled “me” in a defensive posture
October 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Jean Luc Picard speaking in an animated posture, with a speech bubble from his mouth down to the quoted post
October 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The sea captain from The Simpsons
October 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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A still from the movie Clerks showing a character in a CCCP hockey jersey
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Steve McQueen in The Great Escape
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Give me a new shiny white banner!
The jumbotron and the banners above them in the skydome
September 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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THE BLUE JAYS MAGIC NUMBER TO CLINCH THE AMERICAN LEAGUE EAST IS:
Al Oliver wearing 0 for the Jays
September 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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The Blue Jays magic number to clinch the AL East is:
Tony Fernandez, wearing number 1 for the Blue Jays, sliding into second base at Exhibition Stadium
September 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The Blue Jays magic number to clinch the AL East is
Troy Tulowitzki, with the number 2 visible on his jersey, celebrating with Jose Bautista
September 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The Blue Jays’ magic number to win the AL East is now:
A baseball card featuring Mookie Wilson in Blue Jays uniform. The card indicates he wore number 3.
September 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The answer before the highlighted passage really gives the game away for liberals damn
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM