Simon Christiansen
@simonchris.bsky.social
Interactive fiction writer. Normal fiction writer. Poet. Contact Juggler. Author of PataNoir, Death off the Cuff and AlethiCorp. He/him. #dkgame. https://sichris.azurewebsites.net/
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Legit think we could get this to happen
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Legit think we could get this to happen
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My second novel, THE KNIGHT WATCH, will be published by Orbit in June this year. It features the Knights of the Round Table killing Nazis and living their messy queer afterlives during the Second World War. I'll be sharing the wonderful cover art as soon as I'm permitted to do so.
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
My second novel, THE KNIGHT WATCH, will be published by Orbit in June this year. It features the Knights of the Round Table killing Nazis and living their messy queer afterlives during the Second World War. I'll be sharing the wonderful cover art as soon as I'm permitted to do so.
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This is perhaps one of many reasons why it won't be published in the US any time soon. As I said at WFC in Brighton: Ballantine Books, who published Perilous Times in the US, wanted me to cut a major queer storyline from the book. When I refused to makes those edits, they cancelled the contract.
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is perhaps one of many reasons why it won't be published in the US any time soon. As I said at WFC in Brighton: Ballantine Books, who published Perilous Times in the US, wanted me to cut a major queer storyline from the book. When I refused to makes those edits, they cancelled the contract.
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Are ya worried about the price of RAM and what it means for video games?
Do you fondly remember when console prices used to go down over time, not up?
Are you nostalgic for physical video games and midnight launches?
Does Fortnite just leave you kinda confused?
Well, here's what I think...
Do you fondly remember when console prices used to go down over time, not up?
Are you nostalgic for physical video games and midnight launches?
Does Fortnite just leave you kinda confused?
Well, here's what I think...
February 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Are ya worried about the price of RAM and what it means for video games?
Do you fondly remember when console prices used to go down over time, not up?
Are you nostalgic for physical video games and midnight launches?
Does Fortnite just leave you kinda confused?
Well, here's what I think...
Do you fondly remember when console prices used to go down over time, not up?
Are you nostalgic for physical video games and midnight launches?
Does Fortnite just leave you kinda confused?
Well, here's what I think...
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(One of my favorite pieces we’ve ever published.)
"If nothing else, one ought to know how to treat a comma. Abandonment or abuse of the comma muddles discourse, and this lack of respect is akin to neglect, to a lack of appreciation, to an unreasonable rejection of the very foundation of all worthy human interactions."
The Comma from Which My Heart Hangs
1. If nothing else, one ought to know how to treat a comma. Abandonment or abuse of the comma muddles discourse, and this lack of respect is akin t...
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February 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
(One of my favorite pieces we’ve ever published.)
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My story "An Apprenticeship in Letting Go" is now available on Medium. What happens when an AI grows old? #writing #sciencefiction #ai #vr
My story "An Apprenticeship in Letting Go" is now available on Medium. What happens when an AI grows old? #writing #sciencefiction #ai #vr
An Apprenticeship in Letting Go
Alice inspected her flickering hand, the grassy ground of the foothills visible through translucent flesh; yet still, she felt the wind’s…
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February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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My story "An Apprenticeship in Letting Go" is now available on Medium. What happens when an AI grows old? #writing #sciencefiction #ai #vr
My story "An Apprenticeship in Letting Go" is now available on Medium. What happens when an AI grows old? #writing #sciencefiction #ai #vr
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
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all the kinds of modern Indie Games:
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
all the kinds of modern Indie Games:
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
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Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
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February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
Nothing like a lemon-lime soft drink to round out the team.
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Nothing like a lemon-lime soft drink to round out the team.
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
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New Video: What Happened To Big Ideas?
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Mia Mulder — What Happened To Big Ideas? | Mia Mulder
What happened to Big Ideas? And why can't we have Abundance? I know the secret answer. And I think Papua New Guinea is neat.
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February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
New Video: What Happened To Big Ideas?
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ok this one is pretty funny. is there a big market for fuckable croissants
September 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ok this one is pretty funny. is there a big market for fuckable croissants
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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Hey there. I see you’re interested in food. Well, watch out, because every food tastes different. Just because one food tastes good, that doesn’t mean a different food will taste good too. Well, that’s all. I think you’re ready to start your food journey. Come back if you need that info again.
August 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hey there. I see you’re interested in food. Well, watch out, because every food tastes different. Just because one food tastes good, that doesn’t mean a different food will taste good too. Well, that’s all. I think you’re ready to start your food journey. Come back if you need that info again.
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best owl photo i ever took.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
best owl photo i ever took.
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My vampire story "Uninvited" is now on Medium. What really happens to vampires who enter a home without invitation? #writing #fiction #horror #vampires
My vampire story "Uninvited" is now on Medium. What really happens to vampires who enter a home without invitation? #writing #fiction #horror #vampires
Uninvited
It would never occur to me to enter a home uninvited. No force field prevents me from walking through the door, but the thought does not…
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February 8, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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My vampire story "Uninvited" is now on Medium. What really happens to vampires who enter a home without invitation? #writing #fiction #horror #vampires
My vampire story "Uninvited" is now on Medium. What really happens to vampires who enter a home without invitation? #writing #fiction #horror #vampires
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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My favorite abandoned LP. They should have hired this guy for The Muppet Show revival.
My favorite abandoned LP. They should have hired this guy for The Muppet Show revival.
Let's Play Oblivion - 01
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February 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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My favorite abandoned LP. They should have hired this guy for The Muppet Show revival.
My favorite abandoned LP. They should have hired this guy for The Muppet Show revival.