Simon Christiansen
@simonchris.bsky.social
Interactive fiction writer. Normal fiction writer. Poet. Contact Juggler. Author of PataNoir, Death off the Cuff and AlethiCorp. He/him. #dkgame. https://sichris.azurewebsites.net/
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
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For sale: Tiny Tim. Never died.
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For sale: Tiny Tim. Never died.
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Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
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...and to Tiny Tim, who will NEVER die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Tim. He wafts his cap as he pirouettes under the lamps and hangs his little crutch upon the wall. He says that he will never die.
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
...and to Tiny Tim, who will NEVER die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Tim. He wafts his cap as he pirouettes under the lamps and hangs his little crutch upon the wall. He says that he will never die.
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As usual, this year's SomethingAwful Christmas album has some real bangers.
As usual, this year's SomethingAwful Christmas album has some real bangers.
Where There's a Gift There's a Sleigh
Listen to Where There's a Gift There's a Sleigh by Grammarchist #np on #SoundCloud
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December 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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As usual, this year's SomethingAwful Christmas album has some real bangers.
As usual, this year's SomethingAwful Christmas album has some real bangers.
Merry Mass of Saint Thorlak, patron saint of Iceland, fishermen, and autistic people.
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Merry Mass of Saint Thorlak, patron saint of Iceland, fishermen, and autistic people.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
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PataNoir is now 25% off for the Steam Christmas sale! Help me afford Christmas gifts!
PataNoir is now 25% off for the Steam Christmas sale! Help me afford Christmas gifts!
Save 25% on PataNoir on Steam
The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
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December 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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PataNoir is now 25% off for the Steam Christmas sale! Help me afford Christmas gifts!
PataNoir is now 25% off for the Steam Christmas sale! Help me afford Christmas gifts!
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Eliza is 50% off. It’s a fully-voiced visual novel about an AI therapy app. It was released in 2019, years before the idea of AI became what it is now. How much did it get right? What did it get wrong? Play it for yourself (play the whole thing) and decide.
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Save 50% on Eliza on Steam
Eliza is a visual novel about an AI counseling program, the people who develop it, and the people who use it. Follow Evelyn Ishino-Aubrey as she reconnects with people from her past, gets to know the ...
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December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Eliza is 50% off. It’s a fully-voiced visual novel about an AI therapy app. It was released in 2019, years before the idea of AI became what it is now. How much did it get right? What did it get wrong? Play it for yourself (play the whole thing) and decide.
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*guy who's been watching Pluribus voice* Getting a lot of Pluribus vibes from the new Spielberg trailer
Disclosure Day | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
*guy who's been watching Pluribus voice* Getting a lot of Pluribus vibes from the new Spielberg trailer
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This has Applicability, and may be the first time Carol has shown any cultural queerness
December 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
This has Applicability, and may be the first time Carol has shown any cultural queerness
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Shaun laughed at me because I call the aliens in Pluribus “the Pluribus” but it just makes sense
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Shaun laughed at me because I call the aliens in Pluribus “the Pluribus” but it just makes sense
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The first episode of Pluribus is just chilling, my personal nightmare scenario (romantasy author reading)
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The first episode of Pluribus is just chilling, my personal nightmare scenario (romantasy author reading)
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I like this guy in Pluribus
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I like this guy in Pluribus
Carol desperately tries to press the play button after the hive mind freezes time.
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Carol desperately tries to press the play button after the hive mind freezes time.
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It's basically impossible to overstate how sharply written THE GOLDEN GIRLS is.
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It's basically impossible to overstate how sharply written THE GOLDEN GIRLS is.
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On August 12, 1971, 16-year-old me mailed the first story I ever wrote off on its first submission to my dream market, F&SF. My tale was quickly rejected. On July 17th, 2025, I finally sold a story to that magazine. Here's why I felt I had to withdraw that story. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
On August 12, 1971, 16-year-old me mailed the first story I ever wrote off on its first submission to my dream market, F&SF. My tale was quickly rejected. On July 17th, 2025, I finally sold a story to that magazine. Here's why I felt I had to withdraw that story. www.scottedelman.com/wordpress/20...
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December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM