Simon Christiansen
@simonchris.bsky.social
Interactive fiction writer. Normal fiction writer. Poet. Contact Juggler. Author of PataNoir, Death off the Cuff and AlethiCorp. He/him. #dkgame. www.sichris.com
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What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
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I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
I'm doing a Let's Play of the classic Danish literary choose-your-own-adventure novel "Days With Diam" on the SomethingAwful forums. Come join us! #cyoa
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new horror story about men, women, animals and appetites
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
new horror story about men, women, animals and appetites
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
please read and repost
medium.com/@leighalexan...
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MOTTI: Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort—
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
MOTTI: Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort—
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
VADER: (immediately hits him with the ol' Copyright Infringement Preventer)
It's pronounced jizz lane, and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's pronounced jizz lane, and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.
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Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Part II of The Hunger, my new horror story, is here.
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Part II of The Hunger, my new horror story, is here.
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
Read in its entirety: medium.com/@leighalexan...
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I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.
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I! LOVE! INTERACTIVE! FICTION!!!
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I! LOVE! INTERACTIVE! FICTION!!!
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I knew it! It's supposed to be spelled "Einstain" wasn't it!
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I knew it! It's supposed to be spelled "Einstain" wasn't it!
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Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of the tormented souls bound to it. End a 50-year curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
Kinophobia by Bruno Dias
Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates its tormented souls. End a curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
brunodias.itch.io
October 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Explore a haunted movie studio. Learn the fates of the tormented souls bound to it. End a 50-year curse inscribed in blood and celluloid.
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
KINOPHOBIA, my first piece of noncommercial interactive fiction in eight years, is now available to play.
brunodias.itch.io/kinophobia
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October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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what i really like about how this is written is that it starts off feeling VERY cosmo in tone and style, and then launches straight into completely deranged anecdotes www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
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October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
what i really like about how this is written is that it starts off feeling VERY cosmo in tone and style, and then launches straight into completely deranged anecdotes www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Meanwhile, on the SomethingAwful forums.
October 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Meanwhile, on the SomethingAwful forums.
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Charlie's Angelicists.
In the years after lockdown, four young women roamed lower Manhattan with their lives and work guided by an online presence named Angelicism01, whose face they’d never seen.
The Young Disciples of Angelicism01
In the years after lockdown, four young women roamed lower Manhattan with their lives and work guided by an online presence named Angelicism01, whose face they’d never seen.
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October 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Charlie's Angelicists.
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I see what happened here. That’s an M.R.’s bar. Looks very similar.
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I see what happened here. That’s an M.R.’s bar. Looks very similar.