Bri • Jade Jaguar
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Dinner from City Barbecue.
The apple cobbler made my evening. I will now go lay in my bed.
The apple cobbler made my evening. I will now go lay in my bed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dinner from City Barbecue.
The apple cobbler made my evening. I will now go lay in my bed.
The apple cobbler made my evening. I will now go lay in my bed.
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Whelp, our medical insurance went from $505 a month to $834.
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Whelp, our medical insurance went from $505 a month to $834.
The footage for future history books is going to be wild
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The footage for future history books is going to be wild
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Boooooooo down with AI Jesus!!!!!
Crucify the COMPUTER CHRIST!!!!!!
Crucify the COMPUTER CHRIST!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Boooooooo down with AI Jesus!!!!!
Crucify the COMPUTER CHRIST!!!!!!
Crucify the COMPUTER CHRIST!!!!!!
Hey man @jesus they’re down here putting you in the AI. Flip a server or something.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Hey man @jesus they’re down here putting you in the AI. Flip a server or something.
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If you live in Chicago, Illinois.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you live in Chicago, Illinois.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
All baskets include Turkeys.
Please pass this info on if you know someone in need:
Blue Cross give away:
Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th
Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield
Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.
Bring back the bullying that got Cracker Barrel to calm down
SAG Awards is changing its name to the Actor Awards. Within Hollywood, everyone knows that SAG stands for the Screen Actors Guild, which is now known as SAG-AFTRA, but out in the rest of the world, a show called the SAG Awards raised questions. Read more about the change: bit.ly/47Kz68E
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bring back the bullying that got Cracker Barrel to calm down
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Megan’s hoodoo lady needs to be elevated to public office. she know how to get shit DONE.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Megan’s hoodoo lady needs to be elevated to public office. she know how to get shit DONE.
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So like pot liquor? That takes bury me loose to a new level
In fact, I was recently pondering this very question..
You can be cremated by water.
Add some seasoning to mine..
You can be cremated by water.
Add some seasoning to mine..
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So like pot liquor? That takes bury me loose to a new level
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As sure as the sun rises and sets, Private Equity makes things WORSER.
I’m for whatever politician bans Private equity.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
As sure as the sun rises and sets, Private Equity makes things WORSER.
No Bake Off this week
a cartoon panda bear is crying while laying on a blue pillow .
ALT: a cartoon panda bear is crying while laying on a blue pillow .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
No Bake Off this week
Almost yelped in the dealership service center
you have done a great disservice to long faced women...
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Almost yelped in the dealership service center
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klay thompson come get your baddie chain!!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
klay thompson come get your baddie chain!!!
People aren’t taking my seriously. I’m going to take some time to do a little intensive work and surprise folks. The point isn’t to surprise them but to regain my wellbeing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
People aren’t taking my seriously. I’m going to take some time to do a little intensive work and surprise folks. The point isn’t to surprise them but to regain my wellbeing.
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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black girls can't ever just be. if it isn't church, a fear of being labeled fast, it's school rules. then it's trying to look professional. no wonder you see 50 year olds with blue hair. the girls don't get to do shit. hell, michelle obama JUST started wearing braids.
a woman speaking into a microphone with the words " i want us to be free " written below her
ALT: a woman speaking into a microphone with the words " i want us to be free " written below her
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
black girls can't ever just be. if it isn't church, a fear of being labeled fast, it's school rules. then it's trying to look professional. no wonder you see 50 year olds with blue hair. the girls don't get to do shit. hell, michelle obama JUST started wearing braids.
I like to use “heifer” as a term of endearment in the style of Patti LaBelle
Imma start saying “heifer” more. Might sprinkle in a “floozy” every now and then for a little razzle dazzle.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I like to use “heifer” as a term of endearment in the style of Patti LaBelle
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Are Aaron Pierre and Corey going to put a double whammy life destruction on Celine? Baby her brother will absolutely let her drown. #themorningshow
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Are Aaron Pierre and Corey going to put a double whammy life destruction on Celine? Baby her brother will absolutely let her drown. #themorningshow
I am HOLLERING at Loot
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I am HOLLERING at Loot
This is an extremely injury prone decision.
Every round of the women's 100m will take place on the first day of the LA 2028 Olympics. 👀
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is an extremely injury prone decision.
I’m sat.
Have to read the second book again as a reminder and to see what they follow, just for fun not complaints.
Have to read the second book again as a reminder and to see what they follow, just for fun not complaints.
Teaser is out for Devil Wears Prada 2 starring Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m sat.
Have to read the second book again as a reminder and to see what they follow, just for fun not complaints.
Have to read the second book again as a reminder and to see what they follow, just for fun not complaints.
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ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
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I mean, he’s following in the footsteps of the founding fathers. Irredeemable crimes and a stupid ass wig.
The sitting president is a rapist and pedophile. How can any of this continue
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I mean, he’s following in the footsteps of the founding fathers. Irredeemable crimes and a stupid ass wig.