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Bri • Jade Jaguar
@shortnstilettos.bsky.social
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Vulgar Wallflower | Joy Seeker | Pole Dancer | Creative | Delta | NCAT Alumna | Food Lover | IG & TikTok: ImpracticalB

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This is today. Used the nervous energy to rewrite a blog post that I’ll update this evening.
Promo pic for PSO Great Lakes & After Dark 2025
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Did my duty this morning
Woman wearing glasses, a black top, and an I voted sticker.
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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It’s been a good morning
Choctaw arriving at Bert and Joan’s house in Sinners Sinners title card
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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As I said.
Bag of Lays Scallops flavor chips
October 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Hey man
Bag of Lay’s Grilled Scallop potato chips
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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National Cinnamon Roll Day
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Lyrics to Hayley Williams’ ‘True Believer’ “They say that Jesus is the way but then have him a white face So they don’t have to pray to someone they deem lesser than them The South will not rise again Til it’s paid for every sin Strange fruit, hard bargain”
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Duolingo should chill out
Duolingo story where Junior wants to be a lion tamer like his dad Eddy and he knows he’s a lion tamer because of the leather pants and whips in his closet. Who’s over there doing Seth McFarland-lite?
June 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Bahamas Carnival 2025
Me standing on a concrete barricade at Junkanoo Beach in Nassau, Bahamas wearing the premium midline Amun-Ra costume from Bahamas Masquerader. Smiling self of me wearing the Amun Ra head piece, collar, and premium bikini bodywear.
June 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Me in an orange outfit and white hat standing up with the Cowboy Carter stage behind me.
May 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Okoye speaking Xhosa saying “If he touches you again, I’m going to impale him to this desk.” T’Challa is standing next to her.
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Beautiful
Diljit Dosanjh at the 2025 Met Gala
May 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Love!!
Quinta Brunson on the way to the 2025 Met Gala
May 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Clean every time
Chadwick Boseman at the premiere of Black Panther in Korea Chadwick Boseman at the 2019 SAG Awards
May 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Hit me in the softest part of my heart. Have mercy.
May 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Poster for Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ in a glass case outside of a theater
April 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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LSU is about to take the little fire emoji from my Women’s bracket 😭
I was doing so well in my secondary Women’s NCAA Tournament bracket. Lord why?! 136K rank, 96.2% accuracy, 920 points. Regional 1 picked LSU over UCLA Regional 2 picked USC over UConn
March 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Duo the unicorn is nightmare fuel
Duo the owl as a nightmare fuel unicorn
March 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I really appreciate you
Excerpt from Maxine’s latest writing on joy. Excerpt from Maxine: “We can be overwhelmed and still seek joy. We can be disillusioned and still seek joy. We can rage and still seek joy. We have to.”
February 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Happy Founders Day and what not ❤️🔺🐘
Me in my favorite piece of nalia. Black cardigan with Greek letters for Delta Sigma Theta and the sorority crest
January 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Christmas Snacks
Me, Christmas Dinner Director. The spread: butternut squash ravioli, roasted Brussel sprouts, roasted broccoli & tomatoes, succotash (from my cousin), ham, meatballs, sweet potato cornbread (sister), cilantro lime rice, Pizookie (sister)
December 26, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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Success
Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies on parchment paper in a large plastic tupperware container Uncut pound cake on a cake plate. She’s missing a few small pieces but overall beautiful, a hearty brown, and intact.
December 7, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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Feels right, now I want to add this to my always growing list of reading
Results of an online philosophical dichotomy test. My results are: Spiritualism over Materialism Altruism over Egoism Idealism over Pragmatism Hedonism over Asceticism Moralism over Nihilism Romanticism heavily dominant over Rationalism Skepticism over Absolutism
December 3, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Auntie Book Fairy
Me in a rose gold sheer, sleeveless, shimmery dress with small fairy wings, bangles on my arms, bracelet on my bicep, brown boots, standing in front of my black, Barbie adorned Christmas tree. Me in a rose gold sheer, sleeveless, shimmery dress with small fairy wings (back view), bangles on my arms, bracelet on my bicep, brown boots, standing in front of my black, Barbie adorned Christmas tree. Me, smiling, in a rose gold sheer, sleeveless, shimmery dress with small fairy wings, bangles on my arms, bracelet on my bicep, brown boots, standing in front of my black, Barbie adorned Christmas tree.
December 1, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Every antic is feeling distasteful
Michael Scott from ‘The Office’ sniffing a glass and saying “This is a white”
November 26, 2024 at 2:53 AM