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Bri • Jade Jaguar
@shortnstilettos.bsky.social
Vulgar Wallflower | Joy Seeker | Pole Dancer | Creative | Delta | NCAT Alumna | Food Lover | IG & TikTok: ImpracticalB

www.thoughtsontheredeye.com
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Oh I’m doing that next year 😌
Maybe I’ll settle down someday with someone who feels like home.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Gold Party will be quite festive this year, I’m certain
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I bought a ticket in the middle of a row. A family is filling the row on either side of me 🙃.

They better be quiet when the film starts.
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bears-Eagles. I don’t like when my hoes fight 😭
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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happy Friday yall. still share if you can, donate if you possibly have the means to. 🫶🏾
made it to another Monday. still at $360 rn, so if you still can, please do share/donate if you have the means to. still have a few things i wanna take care of on top of finding housing, too. gofund.me/399728d9c

and also, if it’s easier for you..
CA: $treyofharts
paypal/venmo: @/bruceleroy93
Donate to Support Trey in Overcoming Homelessness, organized by Trey Evans
my name’s Trey. for those who don’t know, i’ve been dealing with homelessness for t… Trey Evans needs your support for Support Trey in Overcoming Homelessness
gofund.me
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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my girl and klay are in lurrrrrrve ok?
Megan Thee Stallion made Thanksgiving dinner for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃🍗🧀🫘🍰
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Messy ass DJ lmaoooo
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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$380.

just to keep an update on everything. again, thanks to everybody. i really appreciate it.
made it to another Monday. still at $360 rn, so if you still can, please do share/donate if you have the means to. still have a few things i wanna take care of on top of finding housing, too. gofund.me/399728d9c

and also, if it’s easier for you..
CA: $treyofharts
paypal/venmo: @/bruceleroy93
Donate to Support Trey in Overcoming Homelessness, organized by Trey Evans
my name’s Trey. for those who don’t know, i’ve been dealing with homelessness for t… Trey Evans needs your support for Support Trey in Overcoming Homelessness
gofund.me
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
😋 and dessert is with me at the theater
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Georgia Brown’s in DC closed
a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
Alt: a Black woman is sitting in a car weeping in distress
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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art is “i created something and i need someone or something out there to be a witness to it.”

WE do that. us.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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a machine will never know desperation. it will never know unhinged levels of horniness. it will never know crying about being in love with someone else’s partner. seeing a baby smile at you. stubbing your toe on a day when you’re already in a bad mood. what it’s like to exist on a floating rock.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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they said WE are the reason for the season! you’re welcome, america!
The best part of the parade. I don't normally watch, but I'm glad I caught this. #IndigenousHeritageMonth
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A little Thanksgiving run
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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As much as my pride hates to do this...I don't have $4500 to cough up after paying property taxes this year...most urgently, I need a new furnace this winter. I'll only post this once.

gofund.me/0cf8241cb
Donate to Urgent Help for Shayna's Furnace and Truck Repairs, organized by Shayna Ballou
Hey friends and family, I am reaching out in hard times for everyone,… Shayna Ballou needs your support for Urgent Help for Shayna's Furnace and Truck Repairs
gofund.me
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Realized I’m cold because I still had the regular work week heat schedule on. Switched that immediately.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This morning: Eternity

This evening: Wicked: For Good

Tomorrow evening: Rental Family
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Thankful for Ryan Coogler, Chloe Zhao, Nia DaCosta and Celine Song for being highly talented directors who don't have sticks up their asses when it comes to genre storytelling.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Cathedrals are magnificent
The parts of Catholicism i like

The bones
the architecture
the outfits
the orders
The gold cup
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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listen... people with girlfriends and boyfriends and theyfriends expand the kingdom of God... i thought you wanted to do numbers????
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Found $20 in my pocket, praise God, Bast, and the ancestors.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I've seen folks have ChatGPT installed on their phones and on their childrens' so it's not shocking but like that money you could throw to a book subscription, Criterion, Nebula: anything that would be way more impactful.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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I reject the AI booster insistence that you must understand any and everything about the tech to make even the tiniest critique, if they can be vibe coders I can be a vibe hater
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
History
Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM