Little Mouse
@shecaughtthe.bsky.social
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heres a great lifehack: if your wondering what your worth is as a person, simply quantify it. how much money do you make? how many social media followrs do you have? how many square feet is your home? compare these numbers to those around you frequently for best results
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
heres a great lifehack: if your wondering what your worth is as a person, simply quantify it. how much money do you make? how many social media followrs do you have? how many square feet is your home? compare these numbers to those around you frequently for best results
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nba bluesky what are your favorite old tweets from players.. i'll start obviously..
November 15, 2024 at 3:38 PM
nba bluesky what are your favorite old tweets from players.. i'll start obviously..
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Legitimately one of the funniest tweets of all time
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Legitimately one of the funniest tweets of all time
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MY WIFE: So it’s wild how much attention Bluesky got this week huh?
ME: Yeah. (way too long pause where I make it weird) I’m actually an elder of it.
ME: Yeah. (way too long pause where I make it weird) I’m actually an elder of it.
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 AM
MY WIFE: So it’s wild how much attention Bluesky got this week huh?
ME: Yeah. (way too long pause where I make it weird) I’m actually an elder of it.
ME: Yeah. (way too long pause where I make it weird) I’m actually an elder of it.
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As a younger member of this site, the thought of an old person (30+) having hobbies is gross and sad. Ya'll need to focus on being a grown up.
November 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
As a younger member of this site, the thought of an old person (30+) having hobbies is gross and sad. Ya'll need to focus on being a grown up.
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Overheard at the library: "My grandfather lived to be 98. Never ate breakfast, never ate lunch. He'd come home from work, drink four beers, my grandmother would make dinner. Then he'd drink a bottle of wine. Did that every night. Never sick a day in his life.”
November 12, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Overheard at the library: "My grandfather lived to be 98. Never ate breakfast, never ate lunch. He'd come home from work, drink four beers, my grandmother would make dinner. Then he'd drink a bottle of wine. Did that every night. Never sick a day in his life.”
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trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
November 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump
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welcome new people from the “other place”! over here it’s….a little different!! to make a “post” all you have to do is type the letters that correspond to the sounds you’d make if you were speaking the words of your thought. then simply hit the post button. don’t forget to be as annoying as possible
November 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
welcome new people from the “other place”! over here it’s….a little different!! to make a “post” all you have to do is type the letters that correspond to the sounds you’d make if you were speaking the words of your thought. then simply hit the post button. don’t forget to be as annoying as possible
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the Democratic Party spends each election cycle courting the right, and every time they lose they create a fictional leftist version of the Democratic Party and claim that’s the version that just lost.
November 8, 2024 at 3:19 AM
the Democratic Party spends each election cycle courting the right, and every time they lose they create a fictional leftist version of the Democratic Party and claim that’s the version that just lost.
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gettin real tired of posting this every two years
November 8, 2024 at 3:59 AM
gettin real tired of posting this every two years
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getting the feeling we made a mistake installing a philosopher-king. he locks himself in his tower and only comes out to say shit like, “I cannot disprove the idea that I am but a brain in a jar?” wow holy shit man, that’s crazy. did you have any ideas about the fucking grain shortage
June 10, 2024 at 3:30 AM
getting the feeling we made a mistake installing a philosopher-king. he locks himself in his tower and only comes out to say shit like, “I cannot disprove the idea that I am but a brain in a jar?” wow holy shit man, that’s crazy. did you have any ideas about the fucking grain shortage
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Typing “diner” into Google maps on the computer inside my mind palace
December 17, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Typing “diner” into Google maps on the computer inside my mind palace
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“9/11” as a unit of measurement for death will always be weirdly funny to me. Last seen deployed at the height of Covid and recently with Israel/Palestine. “It’s like a 9/11 every day”, “it’s like 20 9/11s.” No it’s not. Shut up
October 18, 2023 at 7:50 PM
“9/11” as a unit of measurement for death will always be weirdly funny to me. Last seen deployed at the height of Covid and recently with Israel/Palestine. “It’s like a 9/11 every day”, “it’s like 20 9/11s.” No it’s not. Shut up
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the way people communicate on local fb and nextdoor is so bizarre. people think they are entitled to information on absolutely anything that takes place within ten miles of their house and they are always already angry about it when they post even if it doesn't affect them at all
October 13, 2023 at 3:26 PM
the way people communicate on local fb and nextdoor is so bizarre. people think they are entitled to information on absolutely anything that takes place within ten miles of their house and they are always already angry about it when they post even if it doesn't affect them at all
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gen X-ers love "leaving their phone in the other room"
October 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
gen X-ers love "leaving their phone in the other room"
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me eating breakfast: "delicious!"
me eating lunch: "tastes great!"
me eating dinner: "yum!"
me eating lunch: "tastes great!"
me eating dinner: "yum!"
October 5, 2023 at 6:32 PM
me eating breakfast: "delicious!"
me eating lunch: "tastes great!"
me eating dinner: "yum!"
me eating lunch: "tastes great!"
me eating dinner: "yum!"
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Kissing my fiancé when this hits 0
September 30, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Kissing my fiancé when this hits 0
I love how Spotify puts Dress Rehearsal Rag in my "Moody Mix"
September 29, 2023 at 10:35 PM
I love how Spotify puts Dress Rehearsal Rag in my "Moody Mix"