Seth English
@sethenglish.bsky.social
To my wife and all my sweethearts…may they never meet
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
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Defending Elon for not donating to charity by pointing out how he doesn’t donate to charity
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Defending Elon for not donating to charity by pointing out how he doesn’t donate to charity
Led Zeppelin and The Doors no problem
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Led Zeppelin and The Doors no problem
If Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the AL MVP race, Cal Raleigh could’ve won.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the AL MVP race, Cal Raleigh could’ve won.
Trump unironically doing the ICP bit is fucking taking me out man
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump unironically doing the ICP bit is fucking taking me out man
Hell yeah
Every RedZone break is either the Rams scoring or the Seahawks scoring
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hell yeah
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OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.
Make Argentina Great Again?
$40 billion to Argentina. No Epstein files. Record-high prices. No SNAP funding. Health premiums to spike. Threats of war against multiple nations.
MAGA!
MAGA!
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Make Argentina Great Again?
Can Schumer be recalled
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can Schumer be recalled
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This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done
BREAKING: The Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.
Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order
The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during a U.S. government shutdown. U.S.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done
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This will be a tremendous opening for whatever documentary gets made about the rise and fall of Tesla.
Musk gets his $1 trillion compensation package approved by Tesla shareholders.
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This will be a tremendous opening for whatever documentary gets made about the rise and fall of Tesla.
Turn the volume up. Damn.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Turn the volume up. Damn.
Middlesex Libs stand up
I'm so blown away by Middlesex County's 17-point blue shift I am willing to say "Central Jersey" exactly once
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Middlesex Libs stand up
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i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
Would’ve been a dumpster fire sale
The #Commanders stood pat at the NFL trade deadline. Jayden Daniels' dislocated elbow is a tough blow, but it ultimately didn't trigger them to go on a fire sale.
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Would’ve been a dumpster fire sale
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Sep 30: USDA issues guidance saying they can use contingency fund
Oct 10: USDA tells states to prepare for lapse
Oct 23: USDA deletes Sep 30 guidance
Oct 24: USDA says it can’t use contingency fund
Oct 31: Courts tell USDA to release funds
Nov 1: no funds go out
Nov 4: Trump says he’ll defy courts
Oct 10: USDA tells states to prepare for lapse
Oct 23: USDA deletes Sep 30 guidance
Oct 24: USDA says it can’t use contingency fund
Oct 31: Courts tell USDA to release funds
Nov 1: no funds go out
Nov 4: Trump says he’ll defy courts
The president says he will defy court orders and illegally withhold SNAP benefits despite there being money in the SNAP contingency fund that the Trump is required to use.
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sep 30: USDA issues guidance saying they can use contingency fund
Oct 10: USDA tells states to prepare for lapse
Oct 23: USDA deletes Sep 30 guidance
Oct 24: USDA says it can’t use contingency fund
Oct 31: Courts tell USDA to release funds
Nov 1: no funds go out
Nov 4: Trump says he’ll defy courts
Oct 10: USDA tells states to prepare for lapse
Oct 23: USDA deletes Sep 30 guidance
Oct 24: USDA says it can’t use contingency fund
Oct 31: Courts tell USDA to release funds
Nov 1: no funds go out
Nov 4: Trump says he’ll defy courts
This testimony is more humiliating than being hit by a sandwich
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This testimony is more humiliating than being hit by a sandwich
I can only assume they do this for Ted Cruz too?
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I can only assume they do this for Ted Cruz too?
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Awful, awful injury for Jayden Daniels. Why he's out there in the fourth quarter of a blowout loss while he's still coming off a (different) injury is a very fair question that needs to be asked in Washington
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Awful, awful injury for Jayden Daniels. Why he's out there in the fourth quarter of a blowout loss while he's still coming off a (different) injury is a very fair question that needs to be asked in Washington
Clean house, I do not care what you did last year. The body of work for this season is DAMNING.
That's Jayden Daniels' season over and the injury came while down 30 points in the 4th quarter.
People need to be fired for this. I'm dead serious. This is inexcusable ineptitude.
Fuck.
People need to be fired for this. I'm dead serious. This is inexcusable ineptitude.
Fuck.
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Clean house, I do not care what you did last year. The body of work for this season is DAMNING.
Rip up healthcare for millions under the guise of “we’ll think up something that we haven’t thought of in 10 years”
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Rip up healthcare for millions under the guise of “we’ll think up something that we haven’t thought of in 10 years”
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