Seth English
@sethenglish.bsky.social
To my wife and all my sweethearts…may they never meet
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
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woke is back baby awouu
Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
woke is back baby awouu
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Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
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“Things happen,” like being sawed into pieces while still having a pulse.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Things happen,” like being sawed into pieces while still having a pulse.
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i did NOT expect this ending
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i did NOT expect this ending
Dolph Ziggler’s theme still hits like crazy. Very fun to see him on Raw again.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dolph Ziggler’s theme still hits like crazy. Very fun to see him on Raw again.
Cut Matt Gay for yelling near Tress Way
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cut Matt Gay for yelling near Tress Way
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
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Defending Elon for not donating to charity by pointing out how he doesn’t donate to charity
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Defending Elon for not donating to charity by pointing out how he doesn’t donate to charity
Led Zeppelin and The Doors no problem
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Led Zeppelin and The Doors no problem
If Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the AL MVP race, Cal Raleigh could’ve won.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If Curtis Sliwa had dropped out of the AL MVP race, Cal Raleigh could’ve won.
Trump unironically doing the ICP bit is fucking taking me out man
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump unironically doing the ICP bit is fucking taking me out man
Hell yeah
Every RedZone break is either the Rams scoring or the Seahawks scoring
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hell yeah
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OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.
With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
OMG. The site is literally called the Dunning Kruger Times.
Make Argentina Great Again?
$40 billion to Argentina. No Epstein files. Record-high prices. No SNAP funding. Health premiums to spike. Threats of war against multiple nations.
MAGA!
MAGA!
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Make Argentina Great Again?
Can Schumer be recalled
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can Schumer be recalled
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This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done
BREAKING: The Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.
Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order
The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during a U.S. government shutdown. U.S.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This might be one of the most monumentally insane things a government has done
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This will be a tremendous opening for whatever documentary gets made about the rise and fall of Tesla.
Musk gets his $1 trillion compensation package approved by Tesla shareholders.
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
Shareholders in the room chant "Elon, Elon, Elon!"
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This will be a tremendous opening for whatever documentary gets made about the rise and fall of Tesla.
Turn the volume up. Damn.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Turn the volume up. Damn.
Middlesex Libs stand up
I'm so blown away by Middlesex County's 17-point blue shift I am willing to say "Central Jersey" exactly once
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Middlesex Libs stand up
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i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move
Would’ve been a dumpster fire sale
The #Commanders stood pat at the NFL trade deadline. Jayden Daniels' dislocated elbow is a tough blow, but it ultimately didn't trigger them to go on a fire sale.
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Would’ve been a dumpster fire sale