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I reskeet a lot.

(Was on BlueSky before it opened the floodgates 2/6/2024. So not a bot.)
@wittywebhandle.bsky.social I'm doing the joker laugh at this.

Recession Indicator: You should have listened .meme
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Oh, look! The canary is dead. I wonder what that means for the rest of the coal mine.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Surprising, given they dropped the PS2 (**AND X-box 360**) versions nearly a decade ago (literally in like 5 months).
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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China to Elon Musk:
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Starting to wonder if Aaron might be in the Epstein files himself.

Why else would he run interference for someone trying to normalize pedophilia unless he’s in agreement with the statement that sex with a minor isn’t rape if she’s in her teens?
Our answer is no.

Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.

We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.

It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Anyway, remember that it wasn't that long ago that people were actively hoping Bluesky would unveil a paid subscription programme so they could contribute to the platform. Bluesky, largely through @aaron.bsky.team and @jay.bsky.team's decisions, fully torched thar goodwill.
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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???
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Somehow still in a better state than Bungie
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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dudes fuckinn ROCK
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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These are the funniest kind of lists people add me to
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
RFKJr out here literally going "would you love me if I was a worm?"
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Listen, I laughed at the caption
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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nazis realizing they didn’t put the right nazi in power deserve worse than to be dunked on.

fuck off with this bullshit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@katie.bzky.team You've seen "No Time to Die," right? Forgetting.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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"You can't say both parties are the same!"

Okay then why in a major election my only two choices were "person who blew Bill Clinton" and "person who blew Bill Clinton?"

Huh?
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"Your experiences were horrific. Here at bluesky, I'm going to make sure that those promising to normalize what you went through never experience any social consequences ever."
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
LMAO, guess Jaytax asked them to make it harder to see the API. More and more proof the "protocol" is bullshit.
Clearsky has updated to require authentication when viewing who blocks a user, and the permission scope it's asking for via bsky's oauth is...absolutely wild.

Way, way, way too many permission grants there, folks.
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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As a reminder to those who think I am an official Bluesky account: You are correct. I am. Thank you for your time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM