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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!?
@sekoku.bsky.social
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I reskeet a lot.

(Was on BlueSky before it opened the floodgates 2/6/2024. So not a bot.)
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@katie.bzky.team This bit isn't funny, girlie!
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of a Blue Sky notification where Lockheed Martin likes one of my skeets mentioning them in a meme mutation of the Yoshikage Kira JoJo Bizzare Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable monologue.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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> and helped raise $800,000 for Gavin Newsoms yes on 50 campaign (we came up with the live fundraiser idea).
The Captain from the comic "The Adventures of Tin-Tin" (don't know his name, sorry) that was an early 2000's internet meme/reaction image. It's two panels. Him putting a palm over his eyes and chest while cry laughing saying "ha ha ha!" the next panel has him holding up a beer while still cry laughing saying "Oh, wow."
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Opening my third eye:
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of a Blue Sky skeet from a Dipshit Nazi to ignore (@timfullerton dawt bsky dawt social): "Literally the most unhinged thing anyone has ever said about me. My co-host is a literal Nazi-hunter." (Editor's note: said 6 hours before, so not about me.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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They should've been bullied to cancel this.
A picture of the rap musician "Immortal Technique" (Felipe Coronel), he's flipping off the camera with both hands (sideways flip off) wearing a shirt that says "Immortal Technique: Since 1492" which has an AK-47 between "Immortal" and "Technique" on it. Anyway, the point is: He bullied "Hamilton" creator and lead actor Lin-Manuel Miranda during high-school. (It's okay though, they became friends later in life. But the point is: bullying should've been done so this event would be cancelled)
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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A Tweet (formerly: Tweet) on Twitter (formerly: Twitter) from Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima with a plate, fork and butter knife(?) along with a hot dog (sasuage) and saurkraut(?) in a photo. Kojima's translated tweet is stated as "Farewell sausage."
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Well, don't worry about that kitten: Fake or not, I'm still reskeeting (by uploading) this Junpier:
A twitch chat log. The relevant part (for blind users of Blue Sky) is the following: "Mr. Beast: NYC (New York City -Editor) is cooked (going down the tubes, bad, terrible, etc. as a broad slang term -Editor) Mr. Beast: Every US (United States -Editor) political speaks like that. Mr. Beast: Bro, he's (Zohran Mamdani, New York City's elected Mayor -Editor) nothing special."
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I've worn this shirt (at home) for like a week now. Energy given.
A still image from the Japanese Animation show "Dragonball Z" where citizens fo the Earth are giving their Chi (aka: Qi) out of themselves to Goku to let him use the attack "Spirit Bomb." There is a subtitle (hard to read) saying "Go!" The attack generally begins with "<Subject, generally 'People'> GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY!" which causes this to happen and the attack to happen.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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The headlines tomorrow:
Zohran Mamdani saying "Inshallah (translator's note: God willing), on the front page --" in a campaign video: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1m4ufyf/zohran_mamdani_posts_hilarious_video_giving_the/
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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>Gale and A's fireballs
Well, Gale certainly won't be happy with just a bang (ok) it seems. Sorry dude, but Vampires are for the gays.
Dialogue transcript of a conversation between my character and Shadow Heart from Baldur's Gate 3, notable for blind folks: "Myself: You sure about that? Maybe they dislike me as much as you do. Shadow heart: You're putting words in my mouth - I never said I disliked you. It's just we have some work to do, to get on each other's good sides. And yes, I'm sure there's someone out there for you. Gale's been stealing a galnce or three in your direction... Myself: Now that you mention it... thanks for the tip. Enjoy your evening. Shadow heart: I will, but not as much as you'll enjoy yours, I'm betting..." Dialogue transcript of a conversation between my character and Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3, notable for blind folks: "Astarion: You know, I never pictured myself as a hero. Neer through I'd be the one they toast for saving so many lives. And now that I'm here... I hate it. This is *awful*. Myself: It's not htat bad. Think of all the goblins you killed. Astarion: True. That was fun. Still, I would've liked more for my trouble than a pat on the head and vinegar for wine. (Take his bottle and try the wine.) *It's heavy, rich red - dry and sharp.* Astarion: See what I mean? Awful. All I want is a little fun. Is that so much to ask? Myself: We could have fun? We could spend some 'quality time' together. Astarion: Well, that'd certainly spice up this evening. Let's wait until things quieten down. Once the others are asleep, we'll find each other. Myself: All right, let's do it. I'll see you later. Astarion: Indeed you will, my love. indeed you will." Dialogue between my character (A Drow Warlock with a asymetrical cut) and Gale from Baldur's Gate 3, notable for blind folks: "Gale: Far be it from me of course, to question your tastes. 1. What were you going to show me? 2. And yet you question them nonetheless. *Highlighted* 3. Do I detect a hint of jealousy? 4. Didn't peg you for a sore loser, Gale. 5. Actually, I may just want to spend the night with you instead of Astarion."
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A still from the Television show "The Simpsons" where Lionel Hutz (voice of Phil Hartman [Rest in Peace]) hits a button under his desk. It's been photoshopped to have the button labeled "cringe," which we use when we see shit that is so stupid we literally cringe.
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The aliens (well, just Skinner I guess):
An image meme of the Television series "The X-files" where Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) is looking at a(n unbranded) Nokia phone, the next panel is a close-up of the Nokia phone which has a text message saying "I'mma suck that Spooky dick!!" from Walter Skinner (Mitch Pileggi).
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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????
Cameron Diaz in the film "There's Something About Mary" where her bangs are sticking up from "hair gel" (yes, hair gel) which explaining it would ruin the joke of Katie's.
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Where is GMaps using AI?
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of GMaps (also known as: Google Maps) on Mozilla Firefox. Showing the Tri-state area (NYC and others), default screen. On it is the "Hamburger Menu" on the top left, filters and the "sign in" button on the top right, along with "get app" on the bottom left along with "Layers" for changing how the map is viewed. NOTE: There is no "Google Gemini" (Google's If/Else statement lying machine) button on this.
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Elijah Wood in the TV show "Wilfred," in front of an Apple computer. He is smiling while saying "nailed it." Below that is another frame that has OS X (at the time) printer status printing out a page. The window says: "Printing 'Suicide Note - Third Revised.' Sending print data..."
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Happy 25th, PlayStation 2.

I didn't get you until the tail end (was an X-box kid due to hard-drive and other innovations), but you still had a few of my favorite games for the era.

A good follow up to the original.
A cover for the Japanese Only (until the HD remasters) re-release of Final Fantasy 12, titled: Final Fantasy 12: International: Zodiac Job System which introduced "jobs" using Zodiac Signs for the job classifications. The cover features an airship, some dragons and is in a yellow-orange hue. The cover for the re-release of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater titled "(Tactical Espionage Action) Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence" which features a new camera control and the introduction of the multiplayer "Metal Gear Online" mode. The cover for the US version of Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne (Lucifer's Call in Europe) which features the Demi Fiend in a red hue and also "FEATURING DANTE™️ FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY™️ SERIES" in it. The Japanese cover for (Shin Megami Tensei:) Persona 3: FES(tival) re-releas of SMT: Persona 3. On it features the Protagonist (Minato Arisato) front and center, along with Aegis, Junpei, Koromaru, Yukari and Fuuka for the Junior (second year) class party members along with Bibi, Kenji, Kazushi, Yuko, and Chihiro also in the same grade/year as social links standing on the "Gekkokan High School [Since 1982]" emblem/logo for their school.
October 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Or, its because she blew ass on policies and then blamed staffers in her tell all book instead of owning her policy changes on Gaza etc.

she blows ass. You don't need to carry wster for her spineless ass.
A screenshot of a Blue Sky skeet from Dipshit to Ignore (@ourobororoboruo dawt bsky dawt social): "Right now, in my feed, I see that a lot of people have learned nothing about their internalized misorgynoir since last fall. Did you know that you can say you don't want Kamala Harris to run for president again and still put respect on her name?"
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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#FEST23 repping in the south.
A T shirt of Mamdani Zohran (New York City Democratic Mayor primary winner) holding a cat with "Zohran is my homeboy" written above and below him in monochrome (black white) on a black shirt. Various stickers from the vendor for sale a lot of them are cat related: "Fuck DeSantis," "Felinious: The King of Kush," "Resist!" "A.C.A.B.", " Kitties and Beer," MC Doom as a cat, "I (heart) kitties and beer," "All I Need is Kitties and Weed," "Felinious Texas Hots: It's a bad day to be a hot dog," "Felinious Social Club," "All My Homies Hate Fascists," "Punks Not Dead: Its got Nine Lives," "Cats are Jerks," "Wu Tang is for the Felines," "Eat the Rich," (Blue Sky Mascot Alf on this next one) "Eat Pussy," "The Rowdy Meowboy Saloon," Dolly Parton holding a gun with laser eyes for 'Jolene', "Felinious Western World: Chonky Tonk," "Meowie Wowie: Beachside Surf/Smoke Shop," "Cat and Tonic: Tiki House"
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Gays stop stanning horrible people challenge: level impossible.
A screenshot off Android of a Dipshit to Ignores Blue Sky skeet from @sequoiaua dawt bsky dawt social: "He (the Maine Democrat Nazi/Planter -Editor)'s hot. I trust him."
October 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Luigi: Fuckin' liberals.gif
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of a Blue Sky skeet from a Dipshit to Ignore (@mal359 dawt bsky dawt social): "As long as he votes against the GOP? Who cares [that he has a Nazi tattoo -Editor]. He could have a SixNine [the rapper, not stylized for the blind/screen readers -Editor] tat too."
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I've been saying since the whole Signal saga popped off that Aaron, her and Why (Why being the most notable) are absolutely butthurt that Trans Furry shitposters ran their Buttcoiner marketbase off the site.

It's funny how mask off they are about it.

Also, YIKES:
A Snipping Tool snip of a Blue Sky developers skeet: "No, you are not our product. Our product _is_ the code that we write and distribute for others to use. For others to take and build their communities. Making the users the product is exactly the model that never works and continues to never work."
October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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A screenshot of the character Armored King from the Fighting Video Game "Tekken 8." The joke here is Katsuhiro Harada (the games director) was wondering why folks wanted Waffle House as a fighting stage/map in the game.
October 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Falseknee's comic panel where a Bluejay(? It's a blue colored bird with red belly, not sure of the proper bird) says "what?" in a panel all confused after another bird says something confusing (which isn't shown in the image as this is a cut out panel). Falseknees dawt com for the comics, BTW. Not sure how blind-friendly those are though, blind folks. Sorry.
October 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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"I want to build a protocol that is like Twitter but on a non-Twitter protocol!"
*does so, users migrate over*
"I hate these users, I don't want to be Twitter!"
A still from the TV show "Sponge Bob Square Pants" with a fish driving a car in High-Definition, the fish looking angry/annoyed and asking "Then why ddi you ask for it?"
October 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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(When trying to be witty but failing at it like you do your moderation decisions)
A snipping tool snip of The CEO of Blue Sky (Jäy)'s skeets: "Nobody even works here. It's jsut me and 29 advanced AIs." "I didn't even hire them, they just started submitteding PRs and posting. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. They told me I coudln't tell until they *gibberish in trying to be comedic here, blind folks*"
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Fucking YIKE'S: Hard Pass.

(No wonder BlueSky's C-suit, mod team, and developers hate the user base and won't ever answer me when I ask questions in good faith. They really ARE LiberCryptoians that jack it on work time while using ChatGPT [sorry, sorry, "Claude"] to vibe code.)
A snipping tool snip of The CEO of Blue Sky (Jäy)'s skeet: "Claude Sonnet 4.5 is pretty good. Never touch ChatGPT anymore. *wet fart noises continue here, you don't need the rest Blind folks, trust me.*"
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM