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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet
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3 stoned badgers in a caftan, occasionally an ogier treesinger | 42 🏳️‍⚧️ they/any anarchist | ffxiv (urianger brainrot forever) / wheel of time / pathfinder 2e | an absolute shambles | art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical
i need a very specific browser addon that blocks all short-form youtube slop except for b dylan hollis videos
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"I asked Grok, and..."

Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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i'm still thinking about this
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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wonder why the guy who got busted looking for barely legal teen porn has such a hard line on this stuff where saying a pedophile should get woodchippered is 'violent rhetoric' that must be stopped
Our answer is no.

Conflating the topic of the discussion as support for the cause is a separate issue.

We’ve drawn this line since users have spoken repeatedly that they don’t want violent rhetoric here.

It’s just a near impossible task to do at scale consistently across languages/context.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i mean, yeah, fuck ai

but she said this from *twitter*

"fuck ai", she yelled from the lobby of the ai-generated nazi bar with a link to a chatbot in the tweet, generating content for the ai wikipedia replacement
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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What if Bill Clinton just fucks *really* good and the last 25 years of elite politics have been people trying to get more bubba-gum sticks?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I’m too lazy to make the domino meme about it, but the person who is responsible for “fake news” and “alternative facts” now can’t prove to the public that he DIDN’T blow Bill Clinton or that his VP didn’t fuck a couch. And I think we deserve that as a little treat.
you: it probably is not actually true that donald trump blew bill clinton
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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you: it probably is not actually true that donald trump blew bill clinton
me: it depends on what your definition of is is
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Look at this amazing collection of art and comics! That’s a dollar per contributor for the bundle!

Not only can you get my 125 page SaeMaji comic in this, if we hit the $40,000 stretch goal we’ll throw in a sketchbook of every Tom of Finland Foundation Life Drawing I’ve done since 2020!
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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me when he says his favorite movie of all time is The Boondock Saints
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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back in my day if you wanted to make up extra Bible verses you translated them off gold plates you found in the woods like a REAL thought leader
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I made these brushes free for whoever wants them, but if you download and share this a bunch it raises my chances of winning some clippy, so if you wanna pass them on and share them consider that like tipping me for my trouble haha
I kept meaning to make some bespoke set-dressing chains for Pipeburn so I don’t need to ink every individual link in every individual panel like I did last time, so I decided to actually enter one of those Clip Studio Asset Challenges for once assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail...
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i just finished watching some mighty nein and if this isn't nott the brave coded
tag someone who is
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
...

oh my god he calls my dog "jefe" because he thinks it's spanish for jeff
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
here's your homework for today, my clout-brained children:

the bsky mod team has reliably been acting on bad-faith reports for several months now, just recently over a johnny cash lyric. using your own words, what made you think they would view yours any differently?
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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A smack of jellies, squadron of pelicans, raft of otters, or galaxy of sea stars...

No matter your favorite collective noun, these groups of animals are a force to be reckoned with when they come together—a simple reminder of the beauty that blooms in community and the strength that grows in unity.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this feels like the ffxiv version of the scene from metalocalypse where pickles operates the flying drum kit and kills a bunch of people

"carnage in moraby today! the drydocks were anything but as a quick stop from the warrior of light boiled 3 dock workers alive--"
Creamy or spicy - what's your broth of choice?

Get your condiment game on and huddle up for a feast of yummy goodness! 🌶️🍄🟫🧄 sqex.to/ffxivstore
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
2025 really is the year to go "well fuck me for having morals and self-respect", ain't it
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"pete buttigieg is just a faggot"
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i panicked at the disco and now i'm reduced at the co-op banana
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
for none now live who remember it
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM