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3 stoned badgers in a caftan, occasionally an ogier treesinger | 42 🏳️⚧️ they/any anarchist | ffxiv (urianger brainrot forever) / wheel of time / pathfinder 2e | an absolute shambles | art: badgertastic.neocities.org // ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/badgertastical
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*old timey newsman voice* extry extry brave professor ruled free to speak about abhorrent Nazi who sprung a leak!
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
*old timey newsman voice* extry extry brave professor ruled free to speak about abhorrent Nazi who sprung a leak!
got the baker street sax hook stuck in my head, making it everyone else with a window open's problem while i take jeff out for the night
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
got the baker street sax hook stuck in my head, making it everyone else with a window open's problem while i take jeff out for the night
"...talk amongst yourselves. i'll even give you a topic. 'superman or pillow princess?', discuss."
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
"...talk amongst yourselves. i'll even give you a topic. 'superman or pillow princess?', discuss."
i hope whoever is ddosing ffxiv has their asshole fall out, bounce a couple of times, and then roll under the fridge so it's really hard to retrieve
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
i hope whoever is ddosing ffxiv has their asshole fall out, bounce a couple of times, and then roll under the fridge so it's really hard to retrieve
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have you ever been to american wedding?
reconstructed Scythian looking a bit like a guy tending an impromptu bar at an outdoor cabaret punk event
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
have you ever been to american wedding?
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Happy new year to all the artists who haven't had time, energy, passion, or any other needed resource to draw enough personal stuff to join end-of-the-year memes in 2025. May we find more of all of the above in 2026, as well as compassion for ourselves if we don't!
January 1, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Happy new year to all the artists who haven't had time, energy, passion, or any other needed resource to draw enough personal stuff to join end-of-the-year memes in 2025. May we find more of all of the above in 2026, as well as compassion for ourselves if we don't!
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my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops
March 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops
newscum a shit but ohhhhhh mmmmyyyyy goddddddd this would be the funniest fucking thing ever to broadcast
President Donald Trump told a room full of Republicans that Gov. Gavin Newsom couldn’t pass a cognitive test. “Let’s do it,” Newsom responded. “Name your time and place.”
Newsom challenges Trump to live TV cognitive test after latest insult
President Donald Trump told a room full of Republicans that Gov. Gavin Newsom couldn’t pass a cognitive test. “Let’s do it,” Newsom responded. “Name your time and place.”
bit.ly
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
newscum a shit but ohhhhhh mmmmyyyyy goddddddd this would be the funniest fucking thing ever to broadcast
nothing funnier than the uk, after the last 5 years of thames water pumping human shit into all of their waterways, immediately swerving into *school shootings* because americans mock their food
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
nothing funnier than the uk, after the last 5 years of thames water pumping human shit into all of their waterways, immediately swerving into *school shootings* because americans mock their food
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Chat, tell Sam what it's like to be tall...🥴
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Chat, tell Sam what it's like to be tall...🥴
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Barbarian dating a paladin. Problematic rage gap
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Barbarian dating a paladin. Problematic rage gap
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and now a niiiiiice biiiiig glass of cold water right before bed, which i'm sure my bladder will hold onto all night
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
and now a niiiiiice biiiiig glass of cold water right before bed, which i'm sure my bladder will hold onto all night
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HAPPY SPOOL ROLLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY ANNIVERSARY!
Today in 2017.
Today in 2017.
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
HAPPY SPOOL ROLLING DOWN THE HIGHWAY ANNIVERSARY!
Today in 2017.
Today in 2017.
akihiro miwa nailing moro's laugh so perfectly it almost knocks him out of his chair
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
akihiro miwa nailing moro's laugh so perfectly it almost knocks him out of his chair
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![a yin yang symbol - inside of your are two wolves (crossed out and replaced with frail victorian children]
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constantine/stardust, firefly, i'm a metallica fan, and several parts of cosby's "himself" comedy special are inextricably linked to my own childhood
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
constantine/stardust, firefly, i'm a metallica fan, and several parts of cosby's "himself" comedy special are inextricably linked to my own childhood
the most memorable thing about the 2010 ridley scott robin hood wasn't even in the movie - discovery did a special about the history and lore of robin hood, a yeoman bowman - and if you don't know, "yeoman bowman" rhymes. it was a 3 month vocal stim for my partner and i.
yohhhmann bohhhhmannn
yohhhmann bohhhhmannn
I mean, it hasn't come out yet and it's A24 so I dunno, maybe it's good, but as far as I can tell, these are the most memorable and beloved takes on Robin Hood, not stuff like the "gritty" 2010 Robin Hood or the "gritty" 2018 Robin Hood
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the most memorable thing about the 2010 ridley scott robin hood wasn't even in the movie - discovery did a special about the history and lore of robin hood, a yeoman bowman - and if you don't know, "yeoman bowman" rhymes. it was a 3 month vocal stim for my partner and i.
yohhhmann bohhhhmannn
yohhhmann bohhhhmannn
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Briar the Rainbow Stag Beetle! Very happy with how he turned out! Finished just in time for AC
📸 @fonnfuzz.bsky.social & @jdchurro.bsky.social
#beetle #bug #fursuit #costume
📸 @fonnfuzz.bsky.social & @jdchurro.bsky.social
#beetle #bug #fursuit #costume
July 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Briar the Rainbow Stag Beetle! Very happy with how he turned out! Finished just in time for AC
📸 @fonnfuzz.bsky.social & @jdchurro.bsky.social
#beetle #bug #fursuit #costume
📸 @fonnfuzz.bsky.social & @jdchurro.bsky.social
#beetle #bug #fursuit #costume