Simulated Chollas
@simulatedchollas.bsky.social
An epileptic forever-bumpkin turned counter-forensic geographer
Abolish borders
Ruthlessly criticize what exists
Chinga la migra
Internationalism or bust
Abolish borders
Ruthlessly criticize what exists
Chinga la migra
Internationalism or bust
Pinned
Gaza Funds Spotlight Campaign
Find vetted fundraisers for Gaza here
www.gazafunds.com
“Gaza Funds is a project that connects people to crowdfunding campaigns for individuals and families from Gaza. Each time the page is reloaded, a different campaign appears.” www.gazafunds.com
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That horrifying video of ICE white supremacists trying to kidnap a Latino woman, who finds refuge and protection in the home of an Indigenous woman, is 500 years of American colonization in a nutshell. Just devastating.
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
That horrifying video of ICE white supremacists trying to kidnap a Latino woman, who finds refuge and protection in the home of an Indigenous woman, is 500 years of American colonization in a nutshell. Just devastating.
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Hey, y'all. One of my closest friends is going through a life-threatening medical emergency, and they need help because of how dire the situation is. Anybody that can help or share this post, please do, because Jasbina is one of the most important friendships of my life.
Donate to Life-Threatening Medical Complications; Urgent help needed, organized by Dawn Frankenberry-Saas
Hello. I am a disabled person who is experiencing a fatal rea… Dawn Frankenberry-Saas needs your support for Life-Threatening Medical Complications; Urgent help needed
gofund.me
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey, y'all. One of my closest friends is going through a life-threatening medical emergency, and they need help because of how dire the situation is. Anybody that can help or share this post, please do, because Jasbina is one of the most important friendships of my life.
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NARF has put out a guide for Native Americans dealing with ICE.
narf.org/ice-resource...
narf.org/ice-resource...
Resources for Individuals and Nonprofits Approached by ICE - Native American Rights Fund
Download flyers here or scroll down to read full text below: Know Your Rights if You are Approached by ICE IF YOU ARE APPROACHED BY ICE AT YOUR HOME: IF YOU ARE APPROACHED BY ICE AT WORK: IF YOU ARE A...
narf.org
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
NARF has put out a guide for Native Americans dealing with ICE.
narf.org/ice-resource...
narf.org/ice-resource...
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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
They gladly funded a genocide abroad. Why would they bother defunding their own fascist foot soldiers at home?
Amid outrage over the killing of Renee Good, Democratic leaders are declining to use their leverage to fight the agency.
Schumer and Jeffries Refuse to Back Growing Democratic Calls to Defund ICE
Amid outrage over the killing of Renee Good, Democratic leaders are declining to use their leverage to fight the agency.
buff.ly
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
They gladly funded a genocide abroad. Why would they bother defunding their own fascist foot soldiers at home?
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Zac Kinney shared this photo from the second of two ICE deportation flights at MSP today - one of the 47 deportees was still in their Amazon uniform.
(I counted 127 deportees on the first flight)
(I counted 127 deportees on the first flight)
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Zac Kinney shared this photo from the second of two ICE deportation flights at MSP today - one of the 47 deportees was still in their Amazon uniform.
(I counted 127 deportees on the first flight)
(I counted 127 deportees on the first flight)
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@minneapolismn.gov This is ASSAULT by USBP.
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
@minneapolismn.gov This is ASSAULT by USBP.
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This is from months ago and nothing is changing and the fundamental problem is clear from watching any state or local elected official at a press conference after the cops fuck up: they are scared shitless of the police they are nominally in charge of.
A lot of blue mayors and governors know the "don't give an order you don't expect to be obeyed" leadership maxim but interpret it as "I guess I can't order the cops to do anything" rather than as a crisis of insubordination.
One thing I have not seen much grappling with: the Trump Administration has acted illegally with respect to the National Guard & Marines in LA plus the whole parade nonsense is a federal show of power, but cops ostensibly controlled by local governments in blue cities attacked protestors yesterday.
January 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This is from months ago and nothing is changing and the fundamental problem is clear from watching any state or local elected official at a press conference after the cops fuck up: they are scared shitless of the police they are nominally in charge of.
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🗞️ #LaSemanaEnELPAÍS | El presidente argentino reforma por decreto el sistema de espionaje argentino. Expertos y dirigentes opositores denuncian la creación de “una policía secreta”
Milei decreta que los agentes de inteligencia pueden realizar detenciones sin orden judicial
El presidente argentino reforma por decreto el sistema de espionaje argentino. Expertos y dirigentes opositores denuncian la creación de “una policía secreta”
dozz.es
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
🗞️ #LaSemanaEnELPAÍS | El presidente argentino reforma por decreto el sistema de espionaje argentino. Expertos y dirigentes opositores denuncian la creación de “una policía secreta”
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Moving the hands on my “Praetorian Coup” clock 7 minutes closer to midnight
Donald Trump 'orders army chiefs to draw up plan to invade Greenland'... but US President faces pushback from military top brass trib.al/NkL4dt1
Trump 'orders US army chiefs to draw up plan to invade Greenland'
Donald Trump has ordered his special forces commanders to draw up a plan for the invasion of Greenland - but is being resisted by senior military figures, The Mail on Sunday has learned.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Moving the hands on my “Praetorian Coup” clock 7 minutes closer to midnight
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ASSAULT! I will file a tip with the MN Attorney General if I can ID him.
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
ASSAULT! I will file a tip with the MN Attorney General if I can ID him.
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Sorry to keep everyone waiting. Here it is. @thepolycrisis.bsky.social take on venezuela.
Ofc it’s about oil. No, not like that
@katemac.bsky.social
buttondown.com/polycrisisdi...
Ofc it’s about oil. No, not like that
@katemac.bsky.social
buttondown.com/polycrisisdi...
It's about oil, no it isn't, yes it is
Also, sovereign creditors
buttondown.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Sorry to keep everyone waiting. Here it is. @thepolycrisis.bsky.social take on venezuela.
Ofc it’s about oil. No, not like that
@katemac.bsky.social
buttondown.com/polycrisisdi...
Ofc it’s about oil. No, not like that
@katemac.bsky.social
buttondown.com/polycrisisdi...
🎶How many biscuits can you eat this morning? How many biscuits can you eat this evening? How many biscuits can you eat? Forty-nine and a ham of meat. This morning, this evening, right now🎶
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
🎶How many biscuits can you eat this morning? How many biscuits can you eat this evening? How many biscuits can you eat? Forty-nine and a ham of meat. This morning, this evening, right now🎶
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Violent CBP goons beat up homeless legal resident
Kneeing someone in the face while they're restrained is not law enforcement. They are taunting the public. They want us to react with the same energy so they can really let their dogs loose on us.
a gofundme for his injuries gofund.me/0e461c4bf
Kneeing someone in the face while they're restrained is not law enforcement. They are taunting the public. They want us to react with the same energy so they can really let their dogs loose on us.
a gofundme for his injuries gofund.me/0e461c4bf
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Violent CBP goons beat up homeless legal resident
Kneeing someone in the face while they're restrained is not law enforcement. They are taunting the public. They want us to react with the same energy so they can really let their dogs loose on us.
a gofundme for his injuries gofund.me/0e461c4bf
Kneeing someone in the face while they're restrained is not law enforcement. They are taunting the public. They want us to react with the same energy so they can really let their dogs loose on us.
a gofundme for his injuries gofund.me/0e461c4bf
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Every show of strength, every evil action shown over and over again on social media, makesthem weaker and energizes and grows the opposition.
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Every show of strength, every evil action shown over and over again on social media, makesthem weaker and energizes and grows the opposition.
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god, there’s apparently ICE agents in Bemidji, in northern MN. Bemidji is between my reservation and two others. there is very little diversity besides the Indigenous population.
truly terrifying with how vulnerable Native women especially already are.
truly terrifying with how vulnerable Native women especially already are.
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
god, there’s apparently ICE agents in Bemidji, in northern MN. Bemidji is between my reservation and two others. there is very little diversity besides the Indigenous population.
truly terrifying with how vulnerable Native women especially already are.
truly terrifying with how vulnerable Native women especially already are.
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Hey folks: we’re supporting South Minneapolis latino-owned businesses and the unhoused at the same time—buying breakfast burritos from local taquerias to distribute to unsheltered folks.
Help us help each other!
Venmo: @ Kevin-nye-3
Cashapp: $Revkev
Please donate and/or signal boost!
Help us help each other!
Venmo: @ Kevin-nye-3
Cashapp: $Revkev
Please donate and/or signal boost!
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Hey folks: we’re supporting South Minneapolis latino-owned businesses and the unhoused at the same time—buying breakfast burritos from local taquerias to distribute to unsheltered folks.
Help us help each other!
Venmo: @ Kevin-nye-3
Cashapp: $Revkev
Please donate and/or signal boost!
Help us help each other!
Venmo: @ Kevin-nye-3
Cashapp: $Revkev
Please donate and/or signal boost!
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Sen Chris Murphy wants to require warrants and ban masks as a requirement for more ICE funding. WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM FUNDING HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Sen Chris Murphy wants to require warrants and ban masks as a requirement for more ICE funding. WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM FUNDING HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire
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Alaska officials gave false info to American Samoans, telling them they can vote. (They can’t, due to a unique status.)
Now, the state is threatening them with years in prison, part of GOP’s voting fraud panic.
@burness.bsky.social spent months reporting the story; spend some of your w-e with it.
Now, the state is threatening them with years in prison, part of GOP’s voting fraud panic.
@burness.bsky.social spent months reporting the story; spend some of your w-e with it.
Americans by Name, Punished for Believing It - Bolts
In a small Alaska town, American Samoans face prosecution for voting in the only country they’ve ever known. They live in a limbo, created by colonial expansion, that now confuses even public official...
boltsmag.org
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Alaska officials gave false info to American Samoans, telling them they can vote. (They can’t, due to a unique status.)
Now, the state is threatening them with years in prison, part of GOP’s voting fraud panic.
@burness.bsky.social spent months reporting the story; spend some of your w-e with it.
Now, the state is threatening them with years in prison, part of GOP’s voting fraud panic.
@burness.bsky.social spent months reporting the story; spend some of your w-e with it.
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A second (hard to hear) conversation in Spanish goes on between one of the ICE agents and the person they are trying to arrest. The ICE agent basically tells her that they keep families together during proceedings and she responds, "No. Those are lies. You separate families" again and again.
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
www.reddit.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
A second (hard to hear) conversation in Spanish goes on between one of the ICE agents and the person they are trying to arrest. The ICE agent basically tells her that they keep families together during proceedings and she responds, "No. Those are lies. You separate families" again and again.
Tilden-Hayes reboot
Newsom's already calling for a joining of hands with the Nazis and let atrocities be bygones.
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Tilden-Hayes reboot
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Newsom's already calling for a joining of hands with the Nazis and let atrocities be bygones.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Newsom's already calling for a joining of hands with the Nazis and let atrocities be bygones.
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if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement
The elephant in the room is that mayors and governors across the country have very good reason to question the loyalty and allegiances of the state and local police forces and that’s one of the impediments to doing anything about the current occupations
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement