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Mordenkainen's Salacious Skeet
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here's your homework for today, my clout-brained children:

the bsky mod team has reliably been acting on bad-faith reports for several months now, just recently over a johnny cash lyric. using your own words, what made you think they would view yours any differently?
a skeet by jazzpomegranate claiming to have been the one to report patton oswalt: I cannot stress enough that i am completely serious rn not joking i sent bluesky moderation a report saying the wood chipper skeet was a “man expressing a desire to do violence against women” it was the most obviously bad faith report on the fucking planet. and they still fucking did it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
i wonder if vaspider ever regrets writing this, given how many times this mckinsey ratfuck insists on living up to it
an excerpt from the tumblr post by user vaspider, june 20th, 2022: Pete Buttigieg is just a faggot. It's very important to me that younger queers understand this: to the people who you're trying to be more respectable for when you say things like neopronouns set the trans movement back or you're why the cishets don't accept us or including [aces/bi people with the 'wrong kind' of partners/non-binary people/kinksters/non-passing trans ppl/furries/polyam people] just hurts us, can't you wait until we get all our rights before we talk about some of yours? -- to those people? Pete Buttigieg is just a fag.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
manifesting this for southern california right now because i'm sick of turning on my air conditioner in november

#ffxiv / #ff14
a highlander hyur gal, from final fantasy 14, stands in a downpour in the middle of the desert city of ul'dah, which is constructed out of lots of heavy dark stone. she's wearing white sneakers and blue pajama-style pants emblazoned with yellow chocobos, and a white sleeveless undershirt. her green striped cactuar-patterned umbrella is tilted back so she can hold a hand out to feel the downpour
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
man the weirdos really aren't reacting well to mamdani's win are they

(cloud tag style grouping will never not do funny shit to my brain)
a crop of bluesky's trending topics for me, showing "nyc mayoral election", "rockets", and "wolves" on a single line, like they're all related ("he's going to give the communists wolves with rockets strapped to their backs to hunt conservatives!" type shit, you know?)
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
a transparent image of the character from v for vendetta, clad head to toe in black with a brace of daggers at his belt and a long black cloak, topped with the broad-brimmed hat and stylized guy fawkes mask. his posture is open and friendly in greeting, and a speech bubble has been added at the bottom edge, as if he were saying the quoted tweet
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
same picture
a white ceramic bowl holds a good-sized portion of french fries, kind of arranged so they're neatly stacked and all pointing towards the upper left corner of the photo. beside them is a smaller ramekin full of ketchup, with the whole shebang photographed on a brown wooden table
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
badgertastical.bsky.social
area mortician finally gets a holiday, proceeds to get absolutely mom-wasted and hella spammy on aethagram at 1 in the morning

#ffxiv / #ff14 | #thighlander
a tan-skinned woman with a long white shaggy ponytail and undercut flexes in front of the gold statue of godbert manderville, flexing in his underthings. she's wearing a white tank top styled after eorzean hooters, and cutoff denim jeans. the manderville gold saucer is a final fantasy casino in the desert, so there's lots of gold decor and potted succelents the same gal, posing sassily in front of the catpot board (a lotto counter with a large flashing marquee) to show off that her shirt is the hooters logo, but in eorzean script
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
badgertastical.bsky.social
shepherd book, played by the late ron glass, peeps out from a door to remind you that pedos go to the special hell
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
this is how i learned that

a) fanfiction dot net still exists
b) people use it over ao3
c) in four months this particular fanfic will be old enough to buy cigarettes, so that's fun!
a crop of the subject line from 4 emails in my inbox, all from fanfiction dot net, informing me that a user has not only followed my account on the site, but an old dragonball z fanfiction i wrote called legacy
October 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
this is him

i think we're gonna call him jeff
a grey-blue-ish pitbull sits on a cement patio with a water dish nearby. his ears are cropped (boo), and he looks maybe like there's nothing but elevator music going on in that giant head. his tongue bleps out to our right a little
October 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
mornin' folks
a screenshot of YouTube music, playing "am i evil" by diamond head. It shows the cover for the album borrowed time, which is a very classic metal painting of a ruined mountain fortress with a dragon head front door and a mighty wizard guy posed at the bottom of the steps. the band's name-logo glows gold over the doorway. beneath the album cover are the usual assorted functions for a streaming music player like play, repeat, or show the song lyrics and share to social media
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
badgertastical.bsky.social
everyone's posting diane keaton heavy hitters but i won't apologize for this being my all-time favorite. rest easy, diane, gonna go blast "you don't own me" in your honor
the film poster for the first wives club. bette midler, goldie hawn, and diane keaton perch on the tops of classical architecture columns, wearing various iterations of the "power suit" style popular with wealthy powerful women in the 90s, posing sassily with cigars. behind them is a posterized cutout of the new york skyline done in shades of pink. the text is a mix of two fonts, one serif and one sans like design school 101, and in black and pink. everything is tilted at a dutch angle. from the top: bett midler goldie hawn diane keaton the first wives club the gals and then finally the tagline: don't get mad. get everything.
October 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
badgertastical.bsky.social
Kid Rock - Cool Daddy, Cool:
Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
having some 3:30 am peanut butter pancakes with my dog
a screenshot of the cartoon "Rugrats". Dad Stu is standing at the stove in his pajamas and robe, stirring a pot with a bleary-eyed look. his wife Didi is in her own jammies and robe, in the kitchen doorway - the scene involves Didi asking Stu why he's up at 4 am making chocolate pudding, with him responding flatly "because I've lost control of my life"
October 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
badgertastical.bsky.social
just got an idea for my protest costume:

"things you can say to ICE but not your girlfriend"
comedian drew carey as the host of the american version of "who's line is it anyway?". He's wearing a dark gray suit, seated behind a desk, and is smiling in the direction of the performers as he reads a prompt written on a yellow post-it note, pulled out of a hat embellished with the american flag
October 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
badgertastical.bsky.social
the face of a man with 3 years of regret in his mouth
a crop of max miller from tasting history, wearing a blue polo and a black apron. he's holding one of the kikatsugan, though it's so small you can't see it in his fingers. his lips are pursed and his face is puckered, because he's just bitten into something strongly unpleasantly-flavored and is trying to be polite about it
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
a close up, red filtered crop of Obama's eyes - the "then perish" tumblr meme
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
smoke break, limit break, whatever. just don't bother me for the next 9 minutes --

#ffxiv / #ff14 | #viera
a viera in final fantasy xiv clad in cyberpunkish-gear dyed a metallic purple leans against a wall next to a dumpster, enjoying a smoke. behind her the lights of solution nine and the arcadion cast everything in a purple glow
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
so if you're ever playing final fantasy xiv, and you have the chance to do the puppets' bunker with 7k ping, you can go ahead and pass cuz i've already done it

this was nice though, considering the lag fucked up the timing on every single one of my shields
a cropped screenshot of the chat log from final fantasy xiv that reads: The Puppets' Bunker has ended. You received a player commendation! is repeated four times Your level is no longer synced. (you can faintly see some pink and white tropical blossoms in the background)
September 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
my brain realizing i want to nap
three vertical panels featuring gandalf and gimli from peter jackson's lord of the rings, played by ian mckellen and john rhys-davies respectively. in the first, gimli stares straight ahead, looking vaguely irritated with whatever he's looking out at. behind him the terrain is littered with large smooth grey boulders, all tumbled together. above his head, in black outlined white text is the word *typing* the second panel cuts to gandalf, set against the white blue sky, with the faintest gray clouds visible behind him. his brow is furrowed, the stem of a long pipe visible. gimli is in for a talking to. in the same font, frowny gandalf is labeled Holy Spirit. the final frame is the very first gimli, though now the subtitles read in a larger font: (sigh). then at the very bottom in smaller text: *delete*
September 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
so yeah, #ffxiv artists: blades of fortune on mateus doesn't respect you or your lost wages, because they pay one artist everyone else should just suck it up and get with the times
A total possum My friend is a commission artist and all the art of my fursona and on my profile is by her. She understands that Al can be used as a tool for creativity and not all of it is inherently malicious and it's most certainly not destroying her livelihood since I'm paying for her art as well as other people. Al will not go away just because you personally remove yourself from it or tell others to. We have done our best to adhere to both in a way that is respectful to both parties. They can exist together, regardless of stance. I will not advocate for one side over the other. To me this is a personal issue and does not reflect on everyone. The rule stands. Evolve with the times or be swept away. It's 2025.
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
oh oh oh? conjure mana buns? manifest delicious treatos? sneky snacky cakes yessssss?
Morning Side Dishes Feat 4 Archetype Source Tian Xia Character Guide pg. 100 Archetype Wandering Chef Prerequisites Wandering Chef Dedication You know a proper breakfast should have a variety of sides. You gain the advanced alchemy benefits, and you can create 5 alchemical food consumables during your daily preparations.
September 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
badgertastical.bsky.social
come for sam witwer singing as darth maul, stay for the lego star wars people making finn visibly force sensitive/a jedi

...and also obi-wan on vacation in a tommy bahama shirt
lego obi-wan and rebel spy valeria from the lego star wars summer vacation. both are wearing tommy bahama shirts rather than any sort of stereotypical "star wars" outfits. obi-wan's is purple and blue with muti-colored flowers, and valeria's red with yellow blooms. she has her arm tucked in the crook of his arm, and obi-wan is wearing his biggest rictusy "i can explain" grin since the last time anakin jumped out of a moving speeder and landed in a senator's rooftop hottub
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
badgertastical.bsky.social
awwwww, lookit what the mister and a friend got me for my namedayyyyyyyyyyyy T^T

#ffxiv / #ff14 | #hrothgal | COSMOBOARD GO ZOOM-ZOOM!
on the moon (yes, the moon) in final fantasy xiv, a snow leopard colored hrothgar gal in a white crop top, electric blue jacket, and baggy black pants with a baby blue tech pattern rides a sci-fi looking hoverboard that is propelled by a glowing, sparkling sphere of blue-white aetheric energy. around her wrists and neck like jewelry are a trio of rings that glow neon blue.
September 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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drake looking particularly lorge 'n in chorange this morning
a large orange tabby cat with a white tummy lays flopped over, looking out the window
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM