scorchedmirth
@scorchedmirth.bsky.social
Existentialism? Don't even get me Sartred.
Buffy fan. Spuffy fan.
she/her, atheist, 🌈+🏳️⚧️ allied
💜BLACK LIVES MATTER💜
ACAB FUCK BILLIONAIRES
Buffy fan. Spuffy fan.
she/her, atheist, 🌈+🏳️⚧️ allied
💜BLACK LIVES MATTER💜
ACAB FUCK BILLIONAIRES
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When I have a task I have to do and I find myself putting it off, I get myself a treat - I call it a 'precentive' and it absolutely does not work.
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Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
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Would a blowjob from Donald Trump count as anal?
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Would a blowjob from Donald Trump count as anal?
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Department of War implies the existence of Department of huh, yeah what is it good for
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This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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I'm in a debate with a copyeditor about the correct word for a group of vampires. Yes, we are publishing a serious scholarly text here.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm in a debate with a copyeditor about the correct word for a group of vampires. Yes, we are publishing a serious scholarly text here.
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If we have to become an authoritarian state, can we at least get eco-cities, bullet trains, and renewable energy?
August 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If we have to become an authoritarian state, can we at least get eco-cities, bullet trains, and renewable energy?
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I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
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Spike aka William the Bloody (James Marsters)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
August 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Spike aka William the Bloody (James Marsters)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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give me an acre of land & i’ll let you see my bare ankles
August 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
give me an acre of land & i’ll let you see my bare ankles
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Explain it once more and it will become so funny
August 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Explain it once more and it will become so funny
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They call this a Donkey Kong sunrise
August 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They call this a Donkey Kong sunrise
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August 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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if you want to make actionable threats please make them in a reply so the lawyers have to read my jokes in court
we are once again begging you all to stop publicly making specific and actionable threats against government officials on bluesky dot app
For at least the second time, a Bluesky user caught a federal criminal case - this time for threats against ICE and Tom Homan. There are screenshots if you want to see which user.
h/t @courtwatch.bsky.social storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
h/t @courtwatch.bsky.social storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
August 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if you want to make actionable threats please make them in a reply so the lawyers have to read my jokes in court
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We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!
US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked
August 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!
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mold is starting to strategically target rightwingers
August 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
mold is starting to strategically target rightwingers
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the thing about incarcerated trans people is that virtually no one will stand up for them & that’s fucking horrific because i literally cannot think of a worse place to be a trans person in america than prison.
if you’re cis you should read this.
trans people, keep on scrolling; you already know.
if you’re cis you should read this.
trans people, keep on scrolling; you already know.
Trans people in Georgia prisons are being forced to detransition. Now they're suing.
A class action lawsuit representing nearly 300 incarcerated people says the state's refusal to allow gender-affirming care constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
www.advocate.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the thing about incarcerated trans people is that virtually no one will stand up for them & that’s fucking horrific because i literally cannot think of a worse place to be a trans person in america than prison.
if you’re cis you should read this.
trans people, keep on scrolling; you already know.
if you’re cis you should read this.
trans people, keep on scrolling; you already know.