Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
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Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
· Nov 16
The chaotic energy of starting a new social media account but also knowing you’re going to have a tough time giving up old Twitter format tweets.
That.
That.
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I lose followers the old fashioned way by blocking people.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I lose followers the old fashioned way by blocking people.
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was it ever okay to do the macarena
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
was it ever okay to do the macarena
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My best friend who is 9 years younger than me uses her phone like an old person. She never checks texts, her voicemail is always full, AND she wants to talk on it.
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My best friend who is 9 years younger than me uses her phone like an old person. She never checks texts, her voicemail is always full, AND she wants to talk on it.
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the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
My school division’s main page’s URL starts with P-O-R and I’m just saying that’s a bold choice for a Catholic district.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My school division’s main page’s URL starts with P-O-R and I’m just saying that’s a bold choice for a Catholic district.
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we go together like kink
and mental disorders
and mental disorders
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
we go together like kink
and mental disorders
and mental disorders
I put my ring on my index finger
and now I’m bi.
and now I’m bi.
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I put my ring on my index finger
and now I’m bi.
and now I’m bi.
Ok but we all agree that the
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ok but we all agree that the
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
boot shaped McNugget is
the best McNugget right
The papers in my laptop bag are nobody’s business, least of all mine.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The papers in my laptop bag are nobody’s business, least of all mine.
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It’s my birthday I can use dark humor as a valid coping mechanism if I want to 🎶
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s my birthday I can use dark humor as a valid coping mechanism if I want to 🎶
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Can't sleep, thinking about inventing a Christmas tree star with an attachment that's actually shaped for the top of the tree, which is generally a single tall branch and not cone-shaped. Do these manufacturers even know what the top of a tree looks like?
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Can't sleep, thinking about inventing a Christmas tree star with an attachment that's actually shaped for the top of the tree, which is generally a single tall branch and not cone-shaped. Do these manufacturers even know what the top of a tree looks like?
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Murder She Wrote, which was impressive but also pretty terrifying bc she was a baby
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Murder She Wrote, which was impressive but also pretty terrifying bc she was a baby
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I don’t care about verification but some validation would be nice as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don’t care about verification but some validation would be nice as a treat
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IT IS 3:30 A.M. AND I AM HERE TO ASK WHERE THE HELL ALL THE URINE IS COMING FROM IF I'VE GOTTEN UP TO PEE THREE TIMES BUT HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE SIP.
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
IT IS 3:30 A.M. AND I AM HERE TO ASK WHERE THE HELL ALL THE URINE IS COMING FROM IF I'VE GOTTEN UP TO PEE THREE TIMES BUT HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE SIP.
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
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the world will burn your fingers while it frostbites your toes
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the world will burn your fingers while it frostbites your toes
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Maybe the real rabbit hole was the rabbits we met along the way
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Maybe the real rabbit hole was the rabbits we met along the way
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[after sex]
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[after sex]
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
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Last time that i was told that i had to fulfill the prophecy i was all nah man
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Last time that i was told that i had to fulfill the prophecy i was all nah man
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I think the person who sends the Shein emails is in love with me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I think the person who sends the Shein emails is in love with me.
I got 95% on my assignment!
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I got 95% on my assignment!
I worked hard all day
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I worked hard all day
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star
I did all the things
I wore my grown up clothes
AND I didn’t swear
(around the children)
where is my damn gold star