Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
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Sassyteach24
@sassyteach24.bsky.social
· Nov 16
The chaotic energy of starting a new social media account but also knowing you’re going to have a tough time giving up old Twitter format tweets.
That.
That.
My therapist challenged me to host
a get together in my actual home
and now I’m nauseous.
a get together in my actual home
and now I’m nauseous.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My therapist challenged me to host
a get together in my actual home
and now I’m nauseous.
a get together in my actual home
and now I’m nauseous.
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If you're going to use AI to make music, at least make your own new music, not this kind of shit.
Will you look at that, a polydactyl blues guitarist.
AI is killing historical archives.
AI is killing historical archives.
A NEW "OLD TIME" FAVORITE FEMINIST BLUES SINGER - INTRODUCING BERTHA MAE
For real, I heard this song today and fell in love with a 40s style jazz singer whom I thought I had heard before! At least I recognized her name I was sure: Bertha Mae Lightening. Take a listen.....B...
www.rhapsodydmb.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you're going to use AI to make music, at least make your own new music, not this kind of shit.
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Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bank of America proudly introduces the Heirloom Mortgage: so good, you'll hand it down to your children. If they qualify.
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Having sex in your sixties requires you to become an expert in low-impact aerobics.
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Having sex in your sixties requires you to become an expert in low-impact aerobics.
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My headboard doesn't bang against the wall anymore. It just occasionally knocks my pill organizer onto the floor.
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My headboard doesn't bang against the wall anymore. It just occasionally knocks my pill organizer onto the floor.
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My wife could give a TED Talk on the clitoris. It's about location, location, location.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My wife could give a TED Talk on the clitoris. It's about location, location, location.
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A beard ride would fix me.
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A beard ride would fix me.
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*sitting on his beard*
I’m just here for the ride.
I’m just here for the ride.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*sitting on his beard*
I’m just here for the ride.
I’m just here for the ride.
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the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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Him: Tell me something you’ve learned in the last six months.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Him: Tell me something you’ve learned in the last six months.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
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Do I need a puffy vest? I feel like I need a puffy vest.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do I need a puffy vest? I feel like I need a puffy vest.
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If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you keep saying that your life was on inside out the whole time you're gonna start believing in tags
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I don't wear any intentional fragrances, but I just passed a dude who smelled like a library, so I'm reconsidering.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I don't wear any intentional fragrances, but I just passed a dude who smelled like a library, so I'm reconsidering.
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I live in mortal fear of mispronouncing pecan in public.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I live in mortal fear of mispronouncing pecan in public.
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*sees the light*
*goes to the light*
*turns on the light*
*sleeps with the light*
*the light goes out*
*the light won’t return my texts*
*goes to the light*
*turns on the light*
*sleeps with the light*
*the light goes out*
*the light won’t return my texts*
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
*sees the light*
*goes to the light*
*turns on the light*
*sleeps with the light*
*the light goes out*
*the light won’t return my texts*
*goes to the light*
*turns on the light*
*sleeps with the light*
*the light goes out*
*the light won’t return my texts*
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I'm packing up my crayons and going home
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm packing up my crayons and going home
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I don't open Adult Content links because I know what adults contain
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don't open Adult Content links because I know what adults contain
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Revenge Of The Sith/Seven
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Revenge Of The Sith/Seven
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Happy No Nut November to all those who celebrate.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Happy No Nut November to all those who celebrate.
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Limbering up for the annual avi change.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Limbering up for the annual avi change.
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more like serotonOUT amiright folks
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
more like serotonOUT amiright folks
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The Sin of This Sunday is calling you spouse by your side piece's name...
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The Sin of This Sunday is calling you spouse by your side piece's name...
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If you are not willing to meet me in a hotel room, there is no reason to DM me...
January 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you are not willing to meet me in a hotel room, there is no reason to DM me...
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please dingleberry was my father’s name call me dingus
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
please dingleberry was my father’s name call me dingus